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Daily Smile thread
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Just bought something online using my donor card instead of my credit card, cost me an arm & a leg.
Couldn’t decide where to go on holiday so I put a map on the wall & threw a dart, just had a lovely fortnight sat by my skirting board.
Hope I didn't post this before.
Some baby bouncers have a vibrating option. Anyway, the battery wore out.
Lady goes into shop and young lad, maybe 16, comes to the counter.
She says....
"Can I have a big C battery for a vibrator"
As she finished the sentence she realises what she had said and turns and heads out the door.
I'd really like to hear his version of the story.
She told me herself.
Some baby bouncers have a vibrating option. Anyway, the battery wore out.
Lady goes into shop and young lad, maybe 16, comes to the counter.
She says....
"Can I have a big C battery for a vibrator"
As she finished the sentence she realises what she had said and turns and heads out the door.
I'd really like to hear his version of the story.
She told me herself.
Breaking news, Dianne Abbott just threw a milkshake at herself & missed.
Decided to go for a run only to return two minutes later cos I’d forgotten something, I forgot I’m a fat bastard who can only run for two minutes.
