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derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Just said to the wife “do you fancy takeaway tonight?” She said “are you talking Chinese or Indian?” I said “can’t you recognise fucking English when you hear it?”
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Had an argument with the wife, she says I’m the tightest person she’s ever met, she’s now locked herself in the kitchen ripping the plates in half.
 
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