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[Squag1]

Long time ago.....
Priest got up Sunday morning and decided to stoke up the range (look it up). He got a surprise in the shed, his bicycle was missing. He thought it was stolen.

He decided to do the service before go ing to cops. His theme was the ten commandments.

He was going well down the list until he came to the 6th commandment (look it up) - then he remembered where he'd left the bicycle.....

 

[Squag1]

 

[Jaws]

Long time ago.....
Priest got up Sunday morning and decided to stoke up the range (look it up). He got a surprise in the shed, his bicycle was missing. He thought it was stolen.

He decided to do the service before go ing to cops. His theme was the ten commandments.

He was going well down the list until he came to the 6th commandment (look it up) - then he remembered where he'd left the bicycle.....

He murdered some one ?

 

[Squag1]

He murdered some one ?

Three word reply....
Look it up

 

[Dickiebird]

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Oooops !!

 

[ianrobbo1]

Was that the same dumbass who made the 'it's not Gatwick' comment?

Just wondering.

Merry Christmas

 

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[derek kelly]

Long time ago.....
Priest got up Sunday morning and decided to stoke up the range (look it up). He got a surprise in the shed, his bicycle was missing. He thought it was stolen.

He decided to do the service before go ing to cops. His theme was the ten commandments.

He was going well down the list until he came to the 6th commandment (look it up) - then he remembered where he'd left the bicycle.....

6th commandment, Thou shalt not kill
7th commandment, Thou shalt not commit adultery.

 

[Squag1]

6th commandment, Thou shalt not kill
7th commandment, Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Check it again...

 

[derek kelly]

Check it again...

Already did.

 

[derek kelly]

Stuck for something to do with the turkey carcass after Christmas dinner? Put itin your bed & pretend you’re David Beckham.

 

[Jaws]

Check it again...

I checked it on for or five site, then checked it in the bible,,, sixth is though shalt not commit murder.. sorry Squag

 

[andyBeaker]

I checked it on for or five site, then checked it in the bible,,, sixth is though shalt not commit murder.. sorry Squag

The seventh is 'thou shall not be a smartass twat'