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why are our police so useless?

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gypsy

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RHINO said:
Thank you to all those who support us in our roles, I respect the views of anyone but I will defend myself in all of this as the remarks were made across the board, that includes ME!

Its a very generalised rant from some folk, its like me saying "All garage workers are theiving sharks" or " All doctors are lazy bastards"...... completely uncalled for generalised remarks of no substance.
You spend a week working with me in my area and you'll soon change your views on how we operate.


How many of you out there have to deal with rapists and their victims, child death, fatal road accidents.................and the list goes on..
Don't DARE come on here and pigeon hole me because of YOUR bad experience, I'M the one on the front line with constant threat of assault or worse, I'M the one who searches the socks of the drunken prisoner on Saturday night, I'M the one who delivers the message of death to the family, I'M the one stood for 10 hrs in the rain at a crime scene..... I'm sorry if i'm not there 2 minutes after you called me but believe it or not YOU are not the only person who has my number, YOU alone don't pay my wages and 'I' pay tax too :rant:
All this for ?27,000 a year before TAX, NI and Pension.
Dont forget the "bungs" Rhino :yo:
or has it changed since my day?
 

mick the knife

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Well in defence of our boys in blue, here's one for you, a bit long winded but bear with me.
Only just last night my daughter had a bit of a do with her boyfriend. She had her suspicion that the wanker lowlife snot gobbling arsehole tosspot shithead pratting git was getting it elsewhere, so she misled him on what shift she was on at work, then turned up to surprise him. Guess what, if you aint already, he's in his flat with a tart of a whore. A little surprised to see "now ex-girlfriend" standing on the front door step, his excuse is " it dosen't matter, she dont mean anything to me it's only sex". To this he automatically gets left hook into his lying gob and splits his lip open, then followed a barrage of blows with a finalle of mandatory knee in the bollox. As he's whimpering on the floor, my daughter goes to his car and retreves her belongings, which she has her own key and is insured to drive. In the meantime wank stain has called the old bill ( told you I'd get there) to report that he'd been beating up by a girlie.
They arrived very quickly and find my kid going through the glove box and preceed to inteview her. She explain the whole story to one of the officers while the other is telling bastid face it's not in his interest to press charges. Both officers then ask if my kid was alright to drive her own car home and if she needed anymore assistance. They also put her mind at rest that this was an end to the matter and no more action would be taken against her, and in their opinion the fuckwit got every thing he deserved.
Now isn't that good policing, 2 officers using their sense and understanding of the issue in hand. Top coppers.
 
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valhalla

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I have to say, I have nothing against police officers...in fact most of them are a good bunch of blokes...( and ladies ) and I would not like to do their job in todays violent times....Its just the law is a bit of an ass and needs reviewing....
 
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hantsdave

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police are people
the good the bad etc
if it works in your favour there a great bunch of people likewize it can go bad life's just not fare |||||| %$fan

A friend of mine has got away with speeding at least 2 times that i know of

masonic conections :yo:


g0nn3
 

derek kelly

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hantsdave said:
A friend of mine has got away with speeding at least 2 times that i know of



I have been stopped for speeding on 3 occasions & have never been charged, Bev has been stopped once & got a fine & three points.
Why? because I was polite & civil & gave my reasons [not excuses] for speeding
Bev? she got arsey & found out it doesn't do to tell the police they should be out catching real criminals.
 
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hantsdave

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120 undertaking an unmarked car all on video???in a 60 limit bl4hbl4h
 
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solorider

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well the police came out to check the bike for finger prints,she dusted one side of the tank and said she found nothing,no suprise there so now it stands for the witness statements but i dont hold any hope of anything getting done

the council should have fixed the garage lock by the 8th of feb,they still havnt fixed it
 

Barrie

Registered User
derek kelly said:
To be fair to the police they are that bogged down with paper work over every job now they have to weigh up
a] The chances of catching the scrotes
b] The chances of a successful prosecution
c] The likely sentence if found guilty
d] The dangers of legal action being brought against themselves
most of the little shitbags know the law better than the police & will use every trick in the book to turn things round making them look the victims instead of the perpetrators.
It is far easier for the police to give you a crime number & let your insurance deal with it, I'm afraid this is modern day britain for you
Sack the accountants and managers and employ more police officers :dunno:
 

derek kelly

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Barrie said:
Sack the accountants and managers and employ more police officers :dunno:


I should imagine that the Police force works on pretty much the same principle as the Prison service, you get someone who is a tosser & an embarrassment but rather than go through the rigmarole of sacking them they promote them making them a tosser with a little bit of power they then prove that they cannot handle that job so they get promoted again and as such end up with the power but not the brains to make important decisions having said that there are some very good managers in the prison service but there are also a lot of tossers
 

Gatso shy

Registered User
RHINO said:
I had ridden a 1000cc + bike for years at that point and they recruited 2 guys with NO bike licence and trained them up. :dunno:

I am soooooooo confused by how the system works it beggars belief.


Simple mate ........................

They'd seen you riding ..................

Gats'
 
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Dave.ett

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mick the knife said:
Now isn't that good policing, 2 officers using their sense and understanding of the issue in hand. Top coppers.
And how would you have felt if she'd been the one cheating, he caught her and beat her up? Would you be condoning the violence then?

Personally I don't agree with violence at all in just about any situation. It's easy for people to loose their rag and let fly, but it rarely solves anything. Just ask GW Bush...
 

mick the knife

Registered User
Dave.ett said:
And how would you have felt if she'd been the one cheating, QUOTE]

Oi Tosser, I've brought my kids up to be honourable and to have respect. Neither of my two would consider such deplorable behaviour, it is against every thing they believe in. Yes I have also taught them that at times you have to stand up and FIGHT your corner. In this life the quieter and softer you are the more likely you are to be a victim. As an example, a couple of years ago a scrote thought he had the right to try and help himself to a bit of my youngest, fortunatly my eldest happened along and persuaded him to release the grip on her, yes you've guessed it, he got a fecking good hiding. Now what you are suggesting is she should have not resorted to violence, but enjoyed a good court case while said shithead defends a rape case.
I guess your post was a wind up, and yes you got me hook line and sinker, but believe me this is my real hot button, that there are bloody leftie soft willed tree hugging arse wipes out there who are already to lie down and let others shit on them. Get up get out and fight for what you want, dont rely on the work of others to give it to you. Fight and be proud
s04pb0x6 s04pb0x6
 

Jaws

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Limited non life threatening non life changing violence in such circumstances is def the way forward.
She has vented her spleen and feels better
He has closure and knows there is no going back

Cops were Norfolk plod who are ( apart from the tossers at Kings Lynn who seem to think they are special ) proly the best force in the country :p
Real proper coppers, not restrained by rigid rules but who invariably use their own judgement..
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Jaws said:
Limited non life threatening non life changing violence in such circumstances is def the way forward.
She has vented her spleen and feels better
He has closure and knows there is no going back

Cops were Norfolk plod who are proly the best force in the country :p
Real proper coppers, not restrained by rigid rules but who invariably use their own judgement..
What they caught you doing Jaws? :p
 

andyBeaker

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Maybe the last word on this subject?
Couple of years back I was passsed by two plod on Pans on A2 Kent. As they went past at around 90 I was positively encouraged by the second one to tag along with them. We got up to around 130 and I thought it wise to drop off. Plod disappeared up the road but a bit later on I caught them up as they had slowed down and I got pulled over.

Feeling guilty (for no real reason) I feared the worst. what did I get; a couple of bikers who wanted to pass the time of day. While admiring the Bird one mentioned he hadn't ridden one.........

Twenty minutes later he was back with a massive smile on his face. And his mate then jumps on and disappears for about ten minutes.

They are human!!:yo::yo::yo:
 
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Embabe

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Dave.ett said:
And how would you have felt if she'd been the one cheating.
I wouldnt stoop so low as to lye or cheat, Ive had a better upbringing than that thank you. b0x2
 
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Embabe

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Jaws said:
Limited non life threatening non life changing violence in such circumstances is def the way forward.
She has vented her spleen and feels better
He has closure and knows there is no going back
..........:bow:...........
 
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R2B2

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Err.... am I the only person to think that Dave.ett's post was hypothetical.... :dunno:
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
R2B2 said:
Err.... am I the only person to think that Dave.ett's post was hypothetical.... :dunno:
I agree Rob but you know what these Norfolk lot are like
bloody troublemakers the lot of them (except the Portuguese who are honest hardworking types }
 

Jaws

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gypsy said:
What they caught you doing Jaws? :p

I got caught in the street without my brown paper bag on my head..
 
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