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Tattoos

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andyBeaker

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Bloody hell, excellent trawling today.

Wish I had stayed in to watch this lot develop.

:wank::wank::wank::wank::wank::wank::wank:
 

andyBeaker

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8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@ shit stirrer.

Please come to the andover bash

I genuinely would - but the 22nd is my birthday and I will be in a very nice Tuscan villa for a romantic week with Mrs Andybird.

Who is a lovely lady, full of self confidence.

Not a single tatoo in site.

She does enjoy a pint though. Shiraz is her favourite.:-0)

Thetford bash last year - touring Northern Italy in the Aston.

Andover last year - Norfolk Broads.

Beginning to think you lot are trying to avoid me.............
 

ianrobbo1

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So what's your bullshit excuse for not going to the McBash this year then?? Mr I ride all year but only a couple of miles a day!! :dunno:
 
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Naggedhusband

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Amazing, this thread sounds like a discussion between elderly blokes in a gentlemans private club from the 18th century ! bl4hbl4h

Tattoos may or may not look attractive to different people but it's personal choice. If you don't like tattoos on women then fine.

Let's face it, for every woman with a tattoo you look at and reject she'd probably have a dozen reasons she'd avoid you like the plague even if you did like them ! I do include myself in on that as well by the way.

Some really large tattoos can be a bit 'in your face' and hard to like if they are very visible all the time, but then that goes for blokes as well. But personally I find the artistic and delicate ones pretty sexy on a woman. I think if done nicely it just adds to the attraction.

In case your wondering, yes I have a tattoo, and the missus hates it and was dead against me getting it.

Just my personal opinion.
 

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To be fair, if it wasn't for the fact that Mrs Andybird would get all indignant (only been married for 31 years and still haven't made up my mind) I would have an MUFC crest tattoed on my chest positioned as if it were a shirt badge.

But that is driven by pure passion rather than inadequacy.
 

ceoils

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saffie you have said a lot on here that you would probably what to say to her ... but find hard to put into words.

Why not just let her read this thread.

It would then show your feeling and the efforts you have made to overcome them, with all the pisstaking etc.. sympathy vote kicks in must be worth a blow job after that.
 
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Saffie

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sympathy vote kicks in must be worth a blow job after that.

Thanks, but not sure how I would feeling having blokes from the forums giving me a blow job.....8rfl@
 

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Not keen on tats but...

it would not put me off this lass!:lick:
 

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Saffie

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Update on this.

I have tried to speak to her and even let her read this thread, but she is still going ahead with it. She thinks that what she does to her body does not concern me and she will "decorate" it as she feels fit, she even mentioned she is planning on getting more done.

She has booked the tattoo for Tuesday.

We decided to spend our last weekend together and go our different ways on Monday.

I am so gutted! :cry:
 

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Update on this.

I have tried to speak to her and even let her read this thread, but she is still going ahead with it. She thinks that what she does to her body does not concern me and she will "decorate" it as she feels fit, she even mentioned she is planning on getting more done.

She has booked the tattoo for Tuesday.

We decided to spend our last weekend together and go our different ways on Monday.

I am so gutted! :cry:

Two ways of looking at it mate; the fat lady isn't singing YET. She might, just might, change her mind and pick the phone up.

If she does go ahead, well, one door closes and another one opens.
 

ianrobbo1

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Too late for the indian ink suggestion?? that's like a Tat but wears off after a week or so, so she can change it whenever she wants and shut you up!!:dunno:
 
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Saffie

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I suggested that Ian, but she said she does not want that crap on her and she has been thinking about this tattoo and made up her mind.

I even asked her if I could go with her and just let the artist draw it on we walk outside discuss it and move from there, but she booked it for a day I am working so would not have any input.

I am really gutted by this and the guy that likes tattoos and snatches her up will be a very lucky guy as she is an amazing woman. The fact that she said she wanted more tattoos done as well does not help as I would never be "consulted" and that is the reason I decided to call it.

I always try and look good for my partner and would never alter my appearance into something my partner does not like, but thats me.

Thanx for all the pisstakers as well I see the irony of it, but at the moment I am really struggling with inner turmoil and am very sad thinking that everything we were looking forward to this year will happen without her by my side.
 

ceoils

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should have dipped your personal item in the ink pot and see if she still gives you a blowjob.
If not she knows how you feel.

sorry for you mate.
 
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