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Tattoos

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trigantle

Talking of which
If you need a break from each other for a while, I have a spare room, & the weather is lovely at this time of year down here. Picture approval of her of course :-0)
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
If you need a break from each other for a while, I have a spare room, & the weather is lovely at this time of year down here. Picture approval of course :-0)

you would have to feed her!

pictures just wipe clean
 

trigantle

Talking of which
wolfie

Do you think we have helped him over come his fobia of tatts? I do hope so :-0)
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
Do you think we have helped him over come his fobia of tatts? I do hope so :-0)

nah . worked it out.

saffie is a south africian, he was abused by tattoo wearing blicks whilst younger, but the one he liked the most was the one with the dragon tattoo, kunta was his name, now every time saffie see a dragon tat kunta comes into his mind. His arse opens wide and he shouts "Kunta come in me", now knowing this, he is afraid that as soon as the pale white skin, red haired, freckle painted lady comes in with her dragon tat, he will show past history and start shouting "kunta my brave man come in me again!!!" thus destroying what he has tried hard to hide.

you must face your fears saffie, tell her she can have the tat if she grows a beard and you can call her Kunta.

ps hows the camera wobble?
 

killerhaggis

Its only a flesh wound!!
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I have 17 tattoos.. but I also find it a real turn off when woman have them...
 

DLN1965

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Women bi and large get what they want.

Normally because we wouldnt want to upset the PC brigade ?:dunno:


BUT
I have a tendency to agree that tattoo's on ladies CAN often be a massive put off !
I personally dont like ANY tattoos or body modifications (piercings in numerous places etc etc) But thats me ... And I wouldnt tell anyone what they can or cant do to their own body !

BUT some people do ..
Thats a good thing ! and its great that we all like differing things, we all should accept other peoples viewpoints and preferences (except for RED bird owners)...... what ever the subject may be .... such as body adornments, sexuality, colour, religion, politics and personal preferences.
The world may then be a better and peaceful place s04pb0x6
 

stormer

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My father taught me the only acceptable tatoo was the.......edinburgh tattoo...... all the others were reserved for 'funny' merchant seamen......:-0)F1sh1ing
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Hmm, I've been out with women with Tats and also without, and in all honesty the statement I saw in an earlier post sums it up, some wimmin can carry a tat off, others cant, so as a compromise could the two of you sit down and discuss where and what tattoo she is looking at getting?? try and persuade her that something "discreet" to start with may be best for a first one, and see where she goes from there!! one of the "ex's" had a small insect under her wrist, it looks like a bit of muck at a glance, it's only when you look hard you realise what it is, she was happy with this, as she knows it's there and I was happy'ish, knowing it didnt look too daft.
You can also point out that when she's 60+ they and tats tend to lose their appeal a tad!!:eek: so discreet may be the way to go for the future sagging, and when they are out of fashion!! :dunno:

My current girlfriend doesnt like Tattoo's anyway, and as I had mine prior to meeting her has accepted me with them, but wouldnt be enthusiastic if I got some more :dunno:
 
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Wolfie

Is a lunp
enter the dragon

chase the dragon

way of the dragon

all take on a new meaning. @tu*
 
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Saffie

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Shes Portuguese wolfie, and working on 2nd prototype bracket for the camera.

And here is a pic of us...

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Wolfie

Is a lunp
she should have the tat and take notice of the sign above her head jesus you are an ugly bastid!!8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@:-0):-0)@tu*
 

trigantle

Talking of which
double whammy, facialy challenged & a porridge wog :-0) if you were ginger you'd have the full set, oh well 2 out of 3 aint bad going :-0):-0)
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
fek I thought Trig was fugly, well he is but him in that pic's a close run thing!!:puke: where's her white stick??:-0)






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karlos2000

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each to their own. Personally I cringe when I see tats. But on women? The ultimate turn off for me, I've actually swerved dates when I found out they had tats. Tats seem to have gathered an outrageous level of social acceptability, people like Beckham don't help, people see these "role models" and they want a piece. Having worked in the art game for 30+ years I cannot imagine liking something enough to have it permanantly emblazoned on my body. I change my glasses every 3 months, watch strap monthly, t-shirts weekly, so a tat would be pointless .......
But as I say, whatever floats your boat.
 

DLN1965

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When I was younger I had

"Welcome to my hard on... Have a nice stay" tattooed on my manhood

Im afraid Im a little older and its a little wrinkled, smaller, unused and faded .... Now If YOU LOOK REALLY CAREFULLY ...all you can see is

"W h y"


8rfl@


I am, of course, joking !!!!!!!
 
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