• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

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Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
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Bloody hell.....

Bra XX... I've seen a DD and an FF and even a G, but a BRA XX... fookin hell, you'd need buckets and yardrope for that pair,,
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ps... Sorry about the thread hijack.... Not like me at all (subject is though :f )
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
Heavensfire

HeavensFire said:
:lick: Rhino......DON'T go, we need people like Emma on this site! :lick:

Lumpy.......... Don't encourage Him!

Handbrake, w;;v B'Birds are the reason for being here! Either that, or pictures of Mrs Rhino! R#?


WOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya mean like this...
 
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ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
AND I hear :rolleyes: Emma is a great singer as well, :bow:
you can tell Rhino, appreciates it, :}

and her singing, :rolleyes:
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Hey Ian !
can you remember the name of the lady next to Emma who took the cyanide pill ? :}
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
gypsy said:
Hey Ian !
can you remember the name of the lady next to Emma who took the cyanide pill ? :}
yes I can, and I must have "bloody oondreds" of pictures of her,{most in the company of a glass} :rolleyes:
but I wont name her, as I feel it may be a "tad" enbarassssssssss :bang:
who am I kiddin??? its LInzi, and between Emma and the rest of em at Thetford, I think they cleared the pub, :eek:
 
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RHINOS_BIG_BROTH

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BEST SITE

ive been to for a long time thanks to RHINO dont give a monkeys t--s if hes my broth or not rhino is the guy who put me on here and since i;ve been coming on here seen, read , and participated in some piss taking and recieved it a LUMPY since i live over here in SPAIN for me to be able to keep in touch with the uk this site for me is fookin brill some jokes i even translate into spanish the only time i get to write english is when i come on here and after speaking spanish for the last 18 years well i make cock ups A LUMPY but have some of you guys STOPPED to think for a mo that without good old piss taking now and again we will all go fookin crazy due to rhino fat burt etc etc etc etc etc who put some of the threads up you would sit in front of the fookin screen like anold geezer ready to snuff it but when you see some of the hilarious remarks,pics,jokes,tech info, routes,etc etc etc that are put on here how the HELL could some dick head make a noise a bout it just hope that it stays the way it is and to finish would like to say to all silverone ,dirtysanch,fat b, lumpy,codd,frechuk,crozzers,and all from where ever north south east or west dont give a toss the blackbird coffe shop is the best :yo: :yo:
 
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HeavensFire

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RHINO!

:yo: 'Com on! You Know that is not the best photo you have of Emma! :lick:

As for 'Rhino's Big Bro'........ Don't worry!..... Your Brother has taste in his rides!.......... You can't beat a Blackbird, as long as it is BLUE! R#?
 

Codbasher

Registered User
:violin: :violin:

I guess I gotta leave this site as well now, seeing as I'm not a biker God, I still have 1cm chicken strips on me rear tyres, I cant and wont use the bike to its full potential, and I've never got me knee down, so according to one or two on here i'm not worthy to be here. Oh yes and I fit effing big panniers and a top box and go touring two up with the wife. Boring or what?

Shame really cos i love the bike, oh well guess i'll put it up for sale and go back to a CB500. :xm Or a Deaville. Esp as I'm a born again pain in the arse, who only passed his test 2 years ago. :blush:

Hope the Blue one sells fast.
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
handbrake said:
o and Ian robbo, w;;v I?ll be at Squires tomorrow eve if you feel like having a rant at someone face to face. :beer:
can do Handbrake, though a mug of "Harry's" coffee :puke: tends to put paid to any "ranting" besides Ive had my say, and feel the better for it, :rolleyes:
just trying to persuade Tina to let me go, and Ive to insure the bike an all :bang:
Honda's own ?247 all in usual stuff, fully comp, :bow:
 

Bob Pinder

Registered User
ooooooooooohhhhh eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Well I was going to post on here and started to read on - but fell alseep and just woke up now.
Did I miss something :dunno:
 

Barsteward

Registered User
ianrobbo1 said:
can do Handbrake, though a mug of "Harry's" coffee :puke: tends to put paid to any "ranting" besides Ive had my say, and feel the better for it, :rolleyes:
just trying to persuade Tina to let me go, and Ive to insure the bike an all :bang:
Honda's own ?247 all in usual stuff, fully comp, :bow:

Fook me Ian how old are you? Im' very old 8l1nd and it cost me ?450 to insure my bird TPFT, but then I haven't had a bike for 10years, never mind a missile on wheels, see you tonight if Tina lets you out :dunno:
by the way 1 or 2 ixxra members there, hope thats not a problem? :beer:
 
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linzi

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ianrobbo1 said:
yes I can, and I must have "bloody oondreds" of pictures of her,{most in the company of a glass} :rolleyes:
but I wont name her, as I feel it may be a "tad" enbarassssssssss :bang:
who am I kiddin??? its LInzi, and between Emma and the rest of em at Thetford, I think they cleared the pub, :eek:

Who ??? ME ?? What a scandalous thing to say Ian :eek:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
linzi said:
Who ??? ME ?? What a scandalous thing to say Ian :eek:
So!! its not true then Linz ??? :rolleyes:
will you and "the boss" be attending the eosb or Rhinos, "Ticca Tucca" night in the near future,?? need to know so Tina can get some "practice" in, :eek:
drinking practice that is :} :beer:
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Mac - you should be nicknamed, "The Dredger".............thread-dredging, a new game! In the middle of the night, lets dredge all the oldest threads back to the front by replying to them - effectively reversing the whole forum.

No-one will recognise the place tomorrow! :yo:
 
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Theoldgit1

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What's wrong with the VFR site? I have lots of fun on there...And this one, now I've found it...


I was told many years ago by my dad. Theres a little button marked "off", (or Start? c7u8 ) and if you don't like summat. there's the solution.

I've met Wiz, had a few online discussions with him, exchanged a few insults, he's a lovely bloke IMO, and I don't see him taking this any more seriously than the rest of you. I reckon he was winding YOU up!
GOTCHA!

If some people can't handle it, let them go to Visordown or MCN or Nodding dawgs, or the BBC website, whatever. Don't bugger this one up just because a few pratts think it should be a PC zone.
Don't you need a PC to access it?
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
Club Sponsor
Errrr....
Dunno about anyone else but that reply really sort of baffled me !
Kindly explain for us T O G 1 ...
 
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D.S.

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Theoldgit1 said:
If some people can't handle it, let them go to Visordown or

bwahahahahahahah...............yeah that's right 'cos no one takes the piss there :rolleyes:
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Flying Scotsman

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Jaws said:
Now hang on a minute you lot..
I had a mail from Wiz containing the text of a mail from someone else..
Wiz ( and for what its worth me ) thought pisstaking is often mistaken for nasty abuse by those who do not know, so I suggested to Bert that it might be an idea to either have a seperate forum on here for abuse ( which could be pretty funny :p )
or perhaps it would be an idea to ask peeps not to hijack threads and turn everyone into a banter fest. ( or words to that effect )

Next thing I know is every one is throwing their toys outa the pram and getting all upperty..

Thats about all I have to say on the whole thing.. A HUGE todo about very little !
Yes 100%. Ive been reading this for a long time, and you can tell pistakes and real life. Thing is, this site is not heavily monitered, if it was youd lose the fun. There are people who know each other personally, so take the piss more than others, they know what they can get away with, people on the outside think its for real. Do like a good row sometimes though.............
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
Flying Scotsman said:
Yes 100%. Ive been reading this for a long time, and you can tell pistakes and real life. Thing is, this site is not heavily monitered, if it was youd lose the fun. There are people who know each other personally, so take the piss more than others, they know what they can get away with, people on the outside think its for real. Do like a good row sometimes though.............
FS, check the dates prior to Lumpy's last post. The bad boy's been thread-dredging again. Time for a slap, Lumpy?
 
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