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martin

Rockin on planet Martin
You want to see the custom made Butt Flap Slither Fix made for Bertie.

Fookin mahoooosive!!!
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
You want to see the custom made Butt Flap Slither Fix made for Bertie.

Fookin mahoooosive!!!

With the size of your h'arse I'm amazed he could cope

























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martin

Rockin on planet Martin
By comparison my dear little fat friend, the size of your arse is is oceanic.

I know this for a fact, because your gay mate from sheffield told me he has to ride a surf board to gain access to your botty.
 

Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
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aaaah memories :bow:

or should I say Mammaries 8rfl@

Have ya swapped ya bike again then John ???

's bin fun reading this thread again..

Keep it up peeps... Taking Richards advice & goin fer a :wank:, coz tea 'll be ready soon :lick:

Rolfy
:beer:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
and as for RHINO .................

He aint got a bike now, RolfMan, but when he did he always though he was Rossi!

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and here he is giving a few tips to Sete Giberlets at Donington Pk

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and that other long legged twat from Spain


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even our own ex-World Champ


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RHINO

Answering to nobody
I've got less chins and hair like Martin now , well , maybe not quite that silver.
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
I've got less chins and hair like Martin now , well , maybe not quite that silver.

Thats unfair RHINO

Martin's trying to lose weight and keep fit

He's taken up jogging before breakfast each morning .............



































Trouble is the wobbling doesn't stop until lunchtime
















































3 days later!
 
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