• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

STICK IT !!!!!!!

Chunky Monkey

Registered User
It`s a very

fine line between abuse and fun....and if you`re new on here, it might be misconstrued as offensive and personal.......i can see and understand that.....

BUT we the membership like it that way and that is that........the world is too serious and nasty today...for Phooks sake lighten up and enjoy the banter........slack arse toss pots.....(thats for Bert, Fat neck, Lumpy, Wolfie,Frenchuk and Cyclops).....

:neenaw: :lol: :f
 
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XXLarge

Guest
Surely anyone wishing to join the forum takes a good look around and knows what to expect before registering. Of course they do, and look how many new members we have pulled in recently, including sponsors. We must be doing something right.
Peeps get different things from the Coffee Shop, as can be seen from the types of thread different peeps contribute to. It's horses for courses (no FUK, NOT meal courses) so members use what they want and filter out the rest, if you don't appreciate the banter simply ignore it; but don't ban it.
 
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D.S.

Guest
XXLarge said:
Surely anyone wishing to join the forum takes a good look around and knows what to expect before registering.

well, apparently that's not the case XXL; shame in'it :dunno: Perhaps, we should assign a mentor to all new members and hold there little hand through the first few weeks, 'till they're accustomed to all the big bad boys & girls!!! :dunno: :rolleyes: :} P.L.E.A.S.E................
 

Codbasher

Registered User
I have to say that i find this forum brilliant, I have had some good advice from peeps on here, people are always ready to help, not just me but others, I do regret not being able to have met any of you yet, but work/family have to come first.

BUT

I think to some it can be intimidating, esp with some of the banter that goes on, some (I for one anyway) dont know sometimes if it it is serious or not, so in times like that I find it best to steer clear of that thread. But some of it is painfully funny as well. There are times when I have refrained from posting something funny/witty (To me any way) for fear it may have offended someone, esp seeing as i have not met any one yet (Well i met Jaws :bow: ) The trouble with any forum is that there is a line that sometimes will get crossed, and people will take offence, I think its best just to swallow your pride, PM an apology and carry on with life.


Just my thoughts any way.
 
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osprey03

Guest
I agree with what most people have said, this forum is brilliant and shouldn't be changed. I'm not sure what started this problem and frankly don't give a f*ck, but if someone is upset about the p*ss taking, then sod off and go somewhere else. Rhino, Lumpy and FB are lifes p*ss takers and help to make this forum what it is.
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Kill em all I say, let the buggers die,!!!
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bloody bottle openers, does anyone else have this ..................bloody. aahhh done it :bow: :beer:
 
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D.S.

Guest
Fair point Coddy, but the thing to do is meet the folk on here and you'll soon discover they are nothing like they appear on the forum and are, in the main, reasonable with most having a decent sense of humour (if not a tad Benny Hill!!! :} )
In the 2 years I've been on line here, I've met loads of decent folk from here and have at least 3 (what I call) real mates, i.e. we share the same humour, we've traveled abroad together, we know each others families and regularly meet up at each other's homes. Got to thank the site for that. :bow:
 

Speedy

Registered User
Well, I disagree with all of you.

Sorry, thats not argument but I can't remember the rest of the words to the sketch
 
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Wiz

Guest
Okay okay, my fault. I did get a PM of complaint from someone, which suggested that some people were being put off joining because the banter was being mistaken for actual threats and they were therefore being put off of registering. I copied the pm to Jaws because I thought he would want to know and I thought (stupidly) that you lot, being such kind and warm-hearted chaps, might want to make the place a little more welcoming to new fellow BIRD owners.

Of course, the theory has backfired badly because I forgot that the closest you lot have ever got to having a warm heart was one that was stuffed, covered in tomato sauce and served with chips :neenaw: . A swinging brick might be closer to the truth :f .

So some want to leave 'cos it's too nasty, and others want to leave 'cos it's not nasty enough. I guess it's just impossible to please all the people all the time :B :dunno:
 

blumeeni

Registered User
Well I think the site is just fine as it is we've got a nanny feking country lets not have one on here the only gripe I've got is I've got a clone on here which Richard was looking into and as of yet I've had no reply. :h Come on admin someone do summin please I think this other blumeeni could take over my life,my job,my wife,my mortgage,my maintenance payments.
FOOK IT let it roll.
So long as he ain't got my bird :lol:
OH YEH LET REEFER BACK he's really a nice cuddly person and I here he promises never to be nasty again :rolleyes:
 

Inspector

Registered User
Just what I was thinking Clive

Couple of days after the Lord Derby where Limpy and crew sit and think up a goods wheeze for the forum. definately a wind up I think.

Mind you that Rhino was a bit of a sensitive chap.

At least he should be from what we've been told !
 
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bitontheside

Guest
Wind - up

Yeah, I was beginning to think this was another wind-up by the Southern crowd. BUT if it isn't - I only come on here for the piss taking, banter etc. I don't have a 'Bird, so all the techy talk tec. is wasted on me. Leave it alone - there aint nothing wrong with it. As for Rhino, Lumpy et al jacking it in, think again lads. Like someone said earlier, its a great place to get away from work for a few minutes. :bow: As for the whinging ponces - piss off to somewhere else!
 
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SteveG

Guest
Now't wrong with the site

Now't wrong with the Bird so if you buy a Kwacker Rhino you'll have to hand in your warrant card and take up hair dessing!!!!!!!!!
 

PsychoBikerBen

Psychotic Artworker. RIP
lumpy said:
Oh I see the pattern, It looks like a wind up so let's blame the Suvverners. :cry: :cry: R#?

I think it was 'Brainfade' the gay slack arse that Mailed wiz
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Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
Club Sponsor
OK children......

Lets put this in perspective....

1... Someone has emailed Wiz about the "banter"/abuse.... So fooking what

(and before anyone thinks it was me.... It fookin wasnt.. :f )

2... Just because one person complains, it doesnt mean the end of BIRD.and I quote Lumpy " It would be easy to kill the spirit that exists far too easily, we are a fragile bunch you know" ? Although this sort of fall out has split up IXXRA & BIRD, we(and by that I mean FB & Taz& the rest of us) have brought have brought it back together for the first time in 3 years....

4. If anyone finds something insulting, then fookin well say so.... If I, or anyone else lose their temper, IT IS ALLOWED !!! We do cool off after a while... Although what I found offensive 2 years ago, still hasnt really changed, and although Lumpy wouldnt know, Bert would and shouldnt have "boinged it", especially as he knows how I feel about this sort of thing. I dont have any problem with people doing what you lot call "banter" amongst themselves, please dont do it at me, and I wont do it at you lot...Thats fair isnt it?..

As for the person emailing Wiz privately, thats up to him/her isnt it ??? As far as I was aware, it is still a free country, and you are allowed to make your own comments either to the management/forum master. A few posts above, Lumpy called me an "arsehole"... He has never met me, and doesnt know who I am or what I am like...But he is entiteled to his own opinion...I know a few people who have read some of his comments, and asked "is he a pubescent teenager or just a total wanker"?? (and that is a direct quote), but that is their opinion (and they havent met him either)

Shit guys n gals.......Talk about doom talkers..... Poor old Lumpy has started talking of the tolling of the death knoll...Personally, I dont think it will happen for a long time....if ever......

And by the way... I do apologise to Bert for losing my temper with him... I must be honest and say it was at the end of a very long day, but I am not the one who who emailed Wiz about the "banter/insulting" behaviour. I still find insults insulting, and probably wont change, but thats life...Same as some people wont "grow up"...As for Lumpys "aliens coming into our country" I would just like to put forward the picture that a few of us were here long, long before he, and others came aboard, and added their own kind of "banter" to our own very special club....

If you ever meet me Lumpy, make your mind up then about who, or what I am. Then tell me to my face. Rhino has met me, and knows me, and accepts me for who I am. We still have disagreements, but thats life aint it ??

Now lets stop all this bickering and doom mongering, and get back to what we like best....

Riding our Blackbirds!!!

Sorry guys, end of rant...

Best wishes to the lot of you (and I mean everyone)

Rolfy
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roXXo

Guest
No problem

luv the site as it is. U can't please all of the people all of the time.
So don't try.
Do your own thing.
Join in or don't
Enjoy it in your own way.
Even if I don't join in with abuse it doesn't mean I don't like it.

This BIRD site is FANTASTIC
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PsychoBikerBen

Psychotic Artworker. RIP
Rolfy Dave said:
If you ever meet me Lumpy, make your mind up then about who, or what I am. Then tell me to my face. Rhino has met me, and knows me, and accepts me for who I am. We still have disagreements, but thats life aint it ??

Lumpy listens to jazz & Rolfy likes swing.
 
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