****MIDLANDS MEET - REVISED DETAILS*****

[Hornblower]

Tough luck Richard it looks as if we are in the same boat, our little rugrat has had his first afternoon at nursery, Sarah went to get him and drop him off at his nans so we could go to Matlock. When she tried to leave he grabbed her in a vice like grip round her leg and said that he was coming home. So seeing as its his first time we are gonna have to woos out too! Sorry peeps see ya all next time. I hope Cyclops makes it coz I looked in the loft and found two sets of snow chains that I fixed together with cable ties to help him get through the snow drifts.

 

[martin]

bugger

Just got home from work,

and its like pea soup here, sorry we aren't gonna make it tonight....work sucks

martin and keran:beer:

 

[gypsy]

"LATEST NEWS"

CYCLOPS 'S triumphantly FINISHED his epic journey to Matlock last night.

The free drinks flowed !!

The strippers stripped !!:m

The fireworks were amazing !!

alas Cyclops missed them as he was late so we thought fook him lets party:f

Once in a while, fate plays a fickle finger in events and i was not alone in thinking it spooky when at the moment Fat Bert entered the establishment chosen for the evening, that on a 10ft screen appeared the VILLAGE PEOPLE singing Y.M.C.A

The hair on many a persons neck stood up i tell you!!

Once it had finished you could have heard a PIN DROP !!

But of course no one dare pick it up !!:m

On A VERY SERIOUS NOTE THOUGH !!

CYCLOPS BIKE WAS DELIBERATELY ""BLOWN UP""

whilst everyone else was enjoying the festivities a loud bang was heard and the veue peppered with rust and chrome !
At first we thought it was just a normal Suzuki trait as it had been on the road for three weeks , but no it was deliberate !!!

And horror of horrors one of our members was caught on CCTV
commiting this wicked crime by blowing through the Suzuki's weekened exhausts and destroying the engine!!

at is normal with these cameras the pictures are not to clear but after going through other photos taken during the evening we
believe we have the culpit !!!


ITS UP TO YOU FOLKS DO WE NAME AND SHAME ONE OF OUR OWN!!!

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Cyclops was.....

last seen hoping round the building picking up pieces of the blown up bike......

 

[Cyclops]

Last Update:

the epic journey has ended (sighs of relief from Plumpy) I did get there but was late due to unforseen cicumstances. :B

Yep I closed my good eye for a moment and run into the back of the local plod car. Not much damage done but he got coffee and donuts all over his uniform and was not best pleased.c7u8

However when he spotted my Cod Piece GPS system (Pat Pending) he realised who I was and escorted to the venue.

I missed all the fireworks and most of the party as I was 2 hours late:B

During the evening some unsupulous bastid blew me trusty cruiser up. I was using the weekend exhurst (Gypsy)instead of the weekday ones and this must have caused the problem.

Photographic evidence of this will be published and the culprits will be sentanced to 500 hours of being with Berty Boy :h

Best regards

Cyclops (World Rider)


:beer:

 

[R2B2]

Well it was good to meet up with Clopsy after his epic effort. Even though he was a bit late I was glad he arrived safely.

However Cyclops, next time I think it would be better to avoid the wheelie bins - you know they could not be what they seem.


http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/archive/2004/March/09/local/stories/03local.htm


Maybe a tent next time, eh...??

 

[ianrobbo1]

YO' Rhino,!!

:f the numbers you want are in the Bash section, oop top, ''O'' T, shop,

been taking lessons off of young Skippy, and while I remember how to, I thought I'd knock this up,!!

just hope the bluddy fing works,:blush:

 

[Fat Bert]

Boing~~

Cos it's romping away with the thread of the year!!

May be a long read but guaranteed giggle-factor

 

[Fat Bert]

Kin Hell

Kin Hell

Eventually found this .........

12 pages of bollox featuring .............

"Cyclops World Rider"

Happy Daze @tu*

 

[martin]

It was a good thread until you dragged it up again.

Wont learn will ya. Too much time on your hands?? Best use some of it to control your waist line?? Gay slacker:wank:

Is Cyclops still alive??? He must be getting on for 400 years old by now

 

[Fat Bert]

Think that 7 years on, he's still travelling the 35 miles back home!

 

[martin]

Think that 7 years on, he's still travelling the 35 miles back home!

Harsh, very harsh..............But...............Very fair :violin:

 

[richard]

Them were good times -

The brown and gold bird

R

 

[martin]

Or Shit Brown Mongrel as we used to say.

Any rode, who let you out your box Mr. Punch????

 

[richard]

Ha mr punch ain't heard that for a long time lol


Now who shagged the bird with the pink seat up the arris

R