Well you two are either deliberately being obtuse or I know why Andy will not register on the quiz site and Bill sets the quizzes !I still don't understand it but if it is anything to do with Michael Jackson I'm happy not to understand.
Gentlemen, read what is written on the label that has been stuck on the jar of SMOOTH CARAMEL
The words:
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal
Are taken taken from the song Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson.
It was taken off the album 'Bad' which was his 2nd biggest seller with 3.8m copies sold , and when it was released as a single sold another 2 million copies in the UK alone
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You either spent the entire time since 1987 with radio 4 on or you are playing dumb !