"~~~ANOTHER Man Down~~~~"

[birdinflight]

Cor............................

10".................................or have i missed something along the way here???????:dunno:

this is Penis Enlargement surgery isn't it??????????:dunno:


:k for Cyclops, the newly well hung, one eyed, newest member of the 2003 club

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Nice one BIF.

Cheers for the update bert - Looks like ya gunna have to lend him your Stanna stair lift !

 

[birdinflight]

Nah....................

I think they should move in together, then they could share everything.............Cyclops can use Berts Stannah............and Bert could use Cyclops 10"............................oops sorry.................:blush: :}

Well, wouldn't that keep both of them happy??????:dunno:

 

[fat bert]

Sign spotted outside~~

Cyclops Hospital window - thought it quiet apt!!

 

[Jon and Anya]

just reading all the post's and I wondered,

just how many original body parts dose he have left

 

[fat bert]

Only original part~~

is his Wallet - and that aint seen the light of day since WW2

 

[martin]

Bloody hell

Iv been away all week and I come back to find he still aint sorted.

Get ya self over to the QMC at notts mate, we know how to fix you up:f :f :f

Bloody Derby:m :m :m

Get well soon

Martin

 

[fat bert]

Serious Metalwork

26 screws in total!!

 

[fat bert]

Serious Metalwork 2

Bloody Meccano set!!

 

[fat bert]

Being TITanium~~

Bloody magnet won't work!!

 

[fat bert]

Neither will~~

the Zimmer Frame though!! LOL

 

[Jon and Anya]

Titanium, bloody ell, I hope they havn't told him he has titanium in his leg, he'll be cutting it off for scrap value the tight git

 

[fat bert]

LOL @ Clive~~

Cyclops and cissy pegs

Be just like riding his Ducati then!!

Wonder if all that TITanium will deflect Plod's Laser Speed Gun?

Now there's a thought

 

[bUSA Man]

Re: LOL @ Clive~~

Originally posted by fat bert
Cyclops and cissy pegs

Be just like riding his Ducati then!!

Wonder if all that TITanium will deflect Plod's Laser Speed Gun?

Now there's a thought

High Voltage?? (more like low wattage M8) Anyway.......... I wuz thinkin' FB, if any more of you XX riders crash & burn ya might be listed wit spotted owls on the endangered species list.

Saw that one XX that got toasted...... must be a fast bugger if it's true the black ones are the fastest.

Buy that "Busa yet Bert?????

Cheers! (and stay out of that 03 club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

[richard]

Cheers! (and stay out of that 03 club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


LOL



He was the first member.....

:bang: :bang: :bang:


R

 

[shropslad]

get well soon

Hope you mend quickly Ian,, all the best from us both.

 

[Wiz]

Only just spotted this :blush: Looks like a nasty break m8, but having the internal metal work will certainly help speed up your recovery time. All the very best and if you fancy doing some of your own research on recovery times or getting some moral support, try visiting www.mybrokenleg.com , you'll find lots of people in the same boat as us there.

Take care
:beer:

 

[bUSA Man]

Originally posted by richard
Cheers! (and stay out of that 03 club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


LOL



He was the first member.....

:bang: :bang: :bang:


R

Ouch...... FB wuz the1st member??? Too funny! Thanx for the info.

 

[fat bert]

Might have been the 1st Member but~~

All I needed was Gaffer Tape!!

 

[Cyclops]

Evening All

First off thanks for all the good wishes, and a big :f for all the piss taking.


Just escaped from the DRI at around 6:00pm this evening am now powered by 2 very nice crutches and am now able to sustain a top speed of 0.25mph ( so still faster then FB Then ).


Hobbled down the the garage to take a look at the Duc and she has crashed well and dont seem too badly damaged, would have looked for longer but she who must be obeyed found I had legged it and made me get back in to the house :t .

Once again thanks for all the support and visits from you all.


CU soon:beer: