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fat bert

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Survivor's bedside~~

serious scafolding!
 

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fat bert

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Evet the comedian~~

Gonna get a helium balloon..................

Write in BOLD BLACK letters.....................

"I don't phooking believe Mr Meldrew".........

Tie it to his big toe - were the bastid can't reach it!!
 

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Wolfie

Is a lunp
Poor sod throws his bike down the road , bust himself up and YOU fooking visit him in hospital!!! where he can't escape, must be his worst fookin nightmare.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :bang: :bang: :bang:
 

Chunky Monkey

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sad event ..

poor old bugger cyclops...wrecked his bike smashed his leg..broke his coller bone..broke 4 ribs....puts up with Bert and me...then Bert brags of his next sexual conquests...:B :B
purple pigs and pink elephants
:}


serious note though...let`s hope all goes well with the operation and he`s back on his feet soon.......

"There for the grace of God go I"

...if you know what i mean.......R#?
 

Jon and Anya

Registered User
Bloody hell,

dosn't he look a happy chappy. Those nurses doing everything for him, away from the wife for weeks, heaven.

Seriously, get your self sorted Grahan and dont let the morphene run out.
 
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fat bert

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Found a new hospital sign for him~~~~~

LOL
 

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Neale

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sorry to hear about your off,get well soon
 

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petrosc

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Sorry to hear about your off

Cyclops, get well soon mate......

They seem to be resurfacing every bastid road in Derbyshire and Staffordshire....

Seriously all our best from me and San..
 

Murt

Letch
OH BUGGER...

Another one.


Hope you are not in too much pain cyclops....
Get well soon

Murt

(Sorry its a bit late, some of us have to work at weekends!)
 

Chunky Monkey

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UPDATE ..........

on Cyclops....

been again to see him in the D.R.I ( Derby Royal Infirmary)...
Docs have told him he should be gettin pinned and plated on tues....
He`s in good siprits and has asked me to thank all of you for the well wishes etc...
He is in a lot of pain at the mo and is taking all the morphine offered...(bless)..:neenaw:
if any of you guy`s are in the area , he`s on ward 31 in the main building and would love to see you. he`s sharing his ward with 3 others at the mo and they all retired years ago...( having hip and knee replacement ops)..SO conversation is pretty crap....(although the morphine makes it seem good:lol: )....try not to make him laugh tooo much as the broken ribs are very tender....

more updates to follow........
cheers guys.R#?
 
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fat bert

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We've got to get~~

that helium filled balloon sorted

Tie it to his big toe so that he can't reach it and scribble rude messages on the balloon?

ANy suggestions as to what we should write on it?????
 

1200Pete

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You gotta be careful in these places :eek: :lol: :lol:
 

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Gatso shy

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Off

Sorry to hear of your off Cyclop's....

It is it the first time you've come off with

Bert up you Rear...

Get well soon

And avoid that Bend'er in future



:beer: :m :t
 
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mikew

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Right then, it seems that for the past few weeks, when I've gone to see the beloved, I come back to the Forum and somebody else has come a cropper.

So I'm not going anywhere this week, so no-one has to fall off.

OK.

Got it?

Cy, best wishes for a speedy recovery.











Is it about time we started a "who didn't fall off in 2003" Club, or is that tempting fate too much...............
 
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fat bert

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Update~~

went "down" for surgery at 15.30 this afternoon - was still in surgery at 19.30

Nothing more heard since

Will phone the hossy and update later

Having spoken with him yesterday [serious time now] he asked me to thank everyone for sending best wishes - meant a lot to him

Thanks

FB
 

Bob Pinder

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Heres wishing for a speedy recovery

Hope you get well soon
Just make sure FB's not rifling through your grapes.........
 

1200Pete

Registered User
Re: Heres wishing for a speedy recovery

Originally posted by Bob Pinder
Hope you get well soon
Just make sure FB's not rifling through your grapes.........

Rifling through your grapes :eek: :eek: :eek: Ooo Er misses
 
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fat bert

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Bugger~~

I've sampled his "grapes" - oooo errr LOL

However despite being laid out on the road and with his leg all buggered - he still had a vice-like grip on his wallet!!

Hossy won't tell me anything BUT he's out of surgery and sleeping [nowt new there then]

Update later after I've visited him
 
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fat bert

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Medical Update~~

Saw him last night

6 hours in surgery..............

10" plate and 26 screws later [sounds like Samster's sex-life]

Serious piece of metalwork!!

In future if I want his undivided attention - just look for a magnet!!
 

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