Why does oil turn black?

[Hornblower]

Yeah mate but at least
I OWNED UP
WHEN WILL YOU COME CLEAN?????????

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Come clean?

I'd rather join the IAM.............

thereagain............................!! Checkout the signature strip

LOL

I aint telling the story - that JAWS's birthright

 

[stan the man]

at this rate we'll all be dead FFS

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL @ STan the Sheep Shagger

at this rate we'll all be dead FFS

Are you sad? Yes you are Stan

Are you depressed? Yes - you make us all depressed

We can help? Like fook we can

Smith & Wesson LOL

Blame JAWS for teasing you!!

 

[derek kelly]

We need to keep this thread near the top until the perpetrator comes clean.

 

[stan the man]

We need to keep this thread near the top until the perpetrator comes clean.

i agree derek...although,WE know who he is but is just too shit to own up :tosser:

 

[derek kelly]

i agree derek...although,WE know who he is but is just too shit to own up :tosser:

To be fair you can understand his embarrassment though, I am totally crap when it comes to mechanical thingys but even I know not to do that, & what's more.......


















































So does our lass. :}

 

[ianrobbo1]

so who would it be then?? :dunno: just for us that dont know!!!
oh yeah!! BOING!!

 

[stan the man]

so who would it be then?? :dunno: just for us that dont know!!!
oh yeah!! BOING!!

not for US to say ian..but IF he doesn't shortly,then i may be forced to let the cat owt 'o bag h1d1ng2

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Boing

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

not for US to say ian..but IF he doesn't shortly,then i may be forced to let the cat owt 'o bag h1d1ng2

Go on Stan!! Let 't cat outta bag then!! :yo:

I tried cajoling Jaws to tell all (even by PM and email) but to no avail.... c7u8

So I guess someone else has to do the honours!

 

[stan the man]

Go on Stan!! Let 't cat outta bag then!! :yo:

I tried cajoling Jaws to tell all (even by PM and email) but to no avail.... c7u8

So I guess someone else has to do the honours!

trouble is my "source" of information....how reliable is it,afterall i wouldn't want to wrongfully acuse ber.....somebody of such a cardinal sin would i

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

You wouldn't want to accuse Ber.... Baaa, Bre.... Bri.... Ber....????

Hmmmmm, methinks you are trying to tell me something here!

 

[stan the man]

for fook sake adam do you need me to spell it out for ya... d34l

TIP... :tosser: man8um :rant:

ANY CLEARER NOW!

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

Clear as MUD Stan......!


Clear as mud.....



BERT!!!

You have a case to answer!! b0x2

 

[Duck n Dive]

Well I think that's very unfair to the chap.........














































It was the GPS voices that told him to do it........

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

It may be unfair to the chap concerned...... :violin:


But it still doesn't resolve the issue. We want to know the 'whole truth, and nothing but the truth'.... so help him!! g0551p

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

I now know.......

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth....... :yo:

Surrounding the said incident with........ errrm...... what'shisname...... aherrrm........ ahhhhh.. Ber......... Baaa..... Bre......... Bri.......... BERT!!

C'mon Bert.........

Fess up and share the mirth!!

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

There's a lot of people wishing you would.


I can see the headlines now...........

Fat Bert joins the IAM to make the roads a safer (less erratic) place.

I'd rather shove angry wasps up my arse!!

If I was going to opt for an "advanced qualification" I'd rather go for a proper one - ROSPA










































Whoosh................Fook It.............................Plop !!

 

[stan the man]

still no own up then :dunno: :dunno: