Why does oil turn black?

[Fat Bert]

Ueah right!!

No,, no fishing, and a good strory that is pretty funny !

I am flat out here at the moment and its 10 oclock.. If I get time tomorrow I will tell all !!!!!

Don't you dare!!

LOL

 

[derek kelly]

Talking of oil, when you do an oil change on your bike is there any reason why you can't put the old oil back in? ok it may have gone black but as has been posted on here it doesn't lose it's viscosity, has anyone ever tried it?

 

[ianrobbo1]

what kind of a knob would do that then?? :wank: I ask you !! anyone that knew owt about their bike wouldnt do anything as stupid as that would they?? :dunno:

 

[martin]

what kind of a knob would do that then?? :wank: I ask you !! anyone that knew owt about their bike wouldnt do anything as stupid as that would they?? :dunno:

A tight arsed yorkshireman me thinks. man8um

 

[derek kelly]

A tight arsed yorkshireman me thinks. man8um

No I think it would more likely be a mudlander.

 

[Punchy]

No I think it would more likely be a mudlander.

Obviously someone who had the mechanical sympathy of a gnat....


.

 

[Punchy]

................I am flat out here at the moment and its 10 oclock.. !!!!!

Drunk again eh John ......

:beer: :beer:

 

[derek kelly]

Obviously someone who had the mechanical sympathy of a gnat....


.

Sounds like me....




































but it wasn't.

 

[ianrobbo1]

Cmon Jaws were all waiting to hear this "wondrous" story!!! :dunno:

 

[Bob Pinder]

sorry just woken up after I started reading the post............was it cooking oil you were asking about :dunno:

 

[Codbasher]

I was told the story when I had a service in Thetford............














































It was someone from the Midlands, who has now moved further afield.......

Still laugh now..............

 

[derek kelly]

It was someone from the Midlands, who has now moved further afield.......

Has he moved yet?

 

[Barrie]

Have you ever seen anything get cleaner or lighter in colour when you try to burn it? :dunno: Silly bloody question in the first place if you ask me :bang:


































Now let's watch the %$fan heheheh(evil laugh)

 

[Wolfie]

Have you ever seen anything get cleaner or lighter in colour when you try to burn it? :dunno: Silly bloody question in the first place if you ask me :bang:


































Now let's watch the %$fan heheheh(evil laugh)

yes lard. goes from white to clear then disappears

 

[derek kelly]

yes lard. goes from white to clear then disappears

Anybody seen Lumpy?

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

No,, no fishing, and a good strory that is pretty funny !

I am flat out here at the moment and its 10 oclock.. If I get time tomorrow I will tell all !!!!!

Go on then John..........

Pray, do tell all!!??!!

 

[derek kelly]

Who is going to reveal all?
Is the person concerned hoping that Jaws shows leniency and spares him/her the blushes?
Is he/she thinking "If I ignore this thread, will they all forget about it & leave me alone?"
Did it actually happen or is it urban myth?
Whoever you are post now & receive the stick that is bound to follow. :}

 

[Hornblower]

Yeah Derek you'd think he'd have come clean by now. But at least as the story goes he poured it down the right hole and not the one for his dipstick. LOL. All I can say is that when I inadvertantly put the wrong fuel in my bike and my nearest and dearest posted it all over this forum whilst pissing herself laughing this person sent me a text taking the piss within 2 mins.
SO COME ON *** **** . TELL ALL OR I WILL GRASS YOU UP!

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

C'mon Jaws!!!!!!!!!! b0x1


'Fess up mate!! bl4hbl4h b0x2

 

[Fat Bert]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Hornblower - you old tart - saw this and pi$$ed myself laughing at you!!