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Cougar377

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...Is that an offer :eek: or is it just an ill-considered response? :p
It's outrage..! I was SO looking forward to my scoff, then your comment put a most unwelcome image in my head and my appetite went south. :D
 

jeffa

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Just to be sure thats lacquer the fastners not your bollocks, its a bitch to get off :D
You need knacker lacquer, it put a luster on yer cluster
 

Dark Angel

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It's outrage..! I was SO looking forward to my scoff, then your comment put a most unwelcome image in my head and my appetite went south.

Ah! Directly, from one end to the other with no discenible benefit to the would-be consumer!

Re-sult! :D
 

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JayTee

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Just to be sure thats lacquer the fastners not your bollocks, its a bitch to get off :D
You need knacker lacquer, it put a luster on yer cluster

Doctor Glowshafts nacker lacquer. “Buffs a lustre on yer cluster”;).
 

slim63

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Today I fitted a blind in the little ones room, 2 attempts to get the length right all the while sweating in the direct sunlight, knackered now!
 

andyBeaker

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Did a massive shop for five households. Absolutely knackered now!

Quite amusing that washing up liquid and toilet cleaner is now on special offer as opposed to three weeks ago when the shelves were empty. Seems that people were panic buying. Who would have believed that.

Only things I couldn't get were light soy sauce and frozen sweet corn .

Who would have thought it.
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
Been out int garden - just nipped in fer sum "necessities", :rolleyes: then back out.

Luvly day! :sun_smiley:

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derek kelly

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Bev & Grandkids have been grooming the horses (no not with haribos)
I have been burning an old hen house & other rubbish.
I have also done something for the first time in 7 years, cut my front lawn, Harry my friendly neighbour normally does it.
 

Nige F

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Finished polishing both cars and the bike... Not looked this good for a while
 

Minkey

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usual cleaning and gardening, I have the cleanest garden ever (y)
 

Jaws

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Finally bled the rear brake and tidied up a couple of bolts.
Tip for you... lacquer then or they will go rusty !

EDIT I see Andy beat me to it !
 

Jaws

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Finally got a couple of car battery terminals.. Cut off the post clip part and hopefullt ( at last ! ) will be able to complete my solar panel feeder cable upgrade

Also machined up a spacer for the pump feed in one of water features in the garden
 

andyBeaker

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Starting watching a fabulous programme on PBS America about a chap who constructed a de Havilland Mosquito from the remains of five or six different aircraft that he found in the most unusual places and generally in awful condition.

Fell asleep.

Rewound the programme to watch what I had missed.

Fell asleep.

Rewound to watch what I had missed.

Repeat another four times.

Or maybe five....
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
After lounging in the garden for a while, went for an hour's exercise.

Scrubbed in the new tyre on the R1. :rolleyes: :D

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