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andyBeaker

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When there’s miles of traffic in front, and miles of traffic behind, that really isn’t an issue in a 3 lane autobahn.
All that means is that there are three more motorhomes miles up ahead holding up the traffic.
 

andyBeaker

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Stepping up about 18-20 inches onto our side parhway from the sloping drive, lost my balance and went flying backwards. Sadly no-one around to appreciate it or howl with laughter at my attempts to get up from the drive with my head facing downhill
If it makes you feel better I fractured a kneecap stepping over a 12” wall….
 

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Today I put my working clothes in, got he old courier style motorised biking boots out of the garage and put a woolly hat on in preparation for jet washing the driveway. By the time I had done that it was peeing down with rain so it’s all come off.

Now sitting here (not naked) booking a holiday…at least I will be if I can get ‘someone’ to sit down for five minutes.
 

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Booked a holiday:cool::tiburon:.

Now just got to book airport parking, airport hotel, advise gawd knows how many people, cancel the grocery deliveries….etc etc etc :BangHead:
 

Malone

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Crossed the bridge from Odense to Sjaelland, only 620kr toll :eek: £71.49. The expensive bridge to Sweden is tomorrow.
 

derek kelly

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I broke my neck whilst training for bronze life saving medal in swimming
I was 15 at the time & it was my fourth broken bone that year, broke a finger catching a cricket bat, broke my nose & my right arm jumping from a School roof, caught my foot in the gutter, my friend followed & broke his left arm.
 

Minkey

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Coffee ☕️ and chat with U3A friends, planning our next adventure trip.

Had WhatsApp message from administrator at work asking when 8 wanted to leave either 4 weeks from date of handing in letter 19th May or the 26th I bet you can't guess what option I went for.

Had visit from my pension expert and both parrots behaved themselves

Chasing mad parrot around sitting room
 

JayTee

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Went to the doc again, still not right chest like an asthmatic accordion, more antibiotics, let’s see?
Good news, tomorrow my son is coming home from Dubai, haven’t seen him since November looking forward to it.
 
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