Ruins the computer screen thoughTry a biro, boots up instantly
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Not to mention the Tippex
Funny you should say that - I Couldn't find one this morning but strangely there were seven in Mrs B’s handbag…..Try a biro, boots up instantly
Has she started packing for a holiday next month?
Why were you going through her handbag? Got a death wish?
Very busy day at work, I was a little naughty. A young lad looked at an item on the till and asked what's polyfilla? and I said it's for filling pollies.
Young lad looked confused and asked what's a polly?
I had to admit to him I was only joking and explained what it's really for.
Did something I've been thinking about for a while, put my resignation letter on my bosses desk(would have handed it to him but he's on holiday today and we won't be on shift together until 12th May)
Chased mad parrot around sitting room
Young lad looked confused and asked what's a polly?
I had to admit to him I was only joking and explained what it's really for.
Did something I've been thinking about for a while, put my resignation letter on my bosses desk(would have handed it to him but he's on holiday today and we won't be on shift together until 12th May)
Chased mad parrot around sitting room
I thought pollyfilla was the equivalent of Complan for parrots.
Are you about to join the ranks of the unemployed or have you scored yourself a 10 year sick note..?
I look at it as taking early retirement
I nearly said it was parrot food but chickened out
Good for you.
You won’t regret it.
If nothing else You will now have time to go into DIY stores and be rude to the staff.
Watched my magnificent team cruise through to victory in an FA Cup semi final…never in doubt.
finished putting all our clothes into the motorhome in readiness for the off on Tuesday. Switched on the fridge to get it cool so I can fill it with food from the house fridge tomorrow. Figured out why it sent an error code to my iphone app, because I’d not turned the gas on - thanks for technology to guide me. Thankfully too that I’ve left a large cupboard free for us to take our medicines away with us - we’ve got enough to start our own pharmacy I reckon, I’ve only got 3 different ones a day, while she has about 8 or 9
Watched Joe play out of his skin to help his team to a 3-0 victory against a team that hammered them last time they played.
Binge watching season 2 of blue lights.
Binge watching season 2 of blue lights.
Have a great timefinished putting all our clothes into the motorhome in readiness for the off on Tuesday. Switched on the fridge to get it cool so I can fill it with food from the house fridge tomorrow. Figured out why it sent an error code to my iphone app, because I’d not turned the gas on - thanks for technology to guide me. Thankfully too that I’ve left a large cupboard free for us to take our medicines away with us - we’ve got enough to start our own pharmacy I reckon, I’ve only got 3 different ones a day, while she has about 8 or 9
I'm also making a list of things to buy before I have to hand back my discount cardGood for you.
You won’t regret it.
If nothing else You will now have time to go into DIY stores and be rude to the staff.
Do not take a mouthful of coffee before reading this.
I have been sitting on a not insignificant cheque payable to me that needed a second signature from a business partner who has been away for the last month.
Saw him this morning and got him to sign the cheque. He also handed me a bank statement in an envelope at the same time.
Being clever I thought I would put the cheque in the envelope for safe keeping.
It annoys me intensely that the bank in question sends three sheets of A4 along with the statement every month - all the information on them could easily go on the back of the statement instead of chopping trees down.
So I get home, pull the four bits of paper out of the envelope, retrieve the statement in need and, as usual put the three unnecessary sheets back in the envelope and put it in the shredder………
I have been sitting on a not insignificant cheque payable to me that needed a second signature from a business partner who has been away for the last month.
Saw him this morning and got him to sign the cheque. He also handed me a bank statement in an envelope at the same time.
Being clever I thought I would put the cheque in the envelope for safe keeping.
It annoys me intensely that the bank in question sends three sheets of A4 along with the statement every month - all the information on them could easily go on the back of the statement instead of chopping trees down.
So I get home, pull the four bits of paper out of the envelope, retrieve the statement in need and, as usual put the three unnecessary sheets back in the envelope and put it in the shredder………
