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derek kelly

The Deli lama
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When I worked I could get Dominoes Pizza for half price, never bothered, much prefer Asda’s create your own with jalapenos & pineapple.
 

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
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Just had a "discussion" with the wife over correct terminology.....

Does one:

Dress for bed

Or

Undress for bed


I questioned the first only to be told I was wrong, apparently the killer logic in the process is "well I know what I mean".....
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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Got a call out to a bulk carrier at Royal Portbury. Had to cut my gym session short and postpone my bass lesson until tomorrow.
 

Oldandbald

Been there, and had one
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Not today but yesterday. Had my grandson round and had to watch something called Man Utd v Everton. Half the Man Utd players looked like they had something else to do on a Saturday lunchtime and the other half couldn't pass the ball to somebody in the same coloured shirt. Marvelled at the fact that all you have to do to get a penalty in that game is fall over in the right place.

Then on to his education. Two fantastic games of rugby. Players belting out their national anthems to a man and running for their country until they dropped. Nobody rolling about in agony because they had twisted a sock whilst strolling about waiting for the ball. Nobody goes off in a rugby match unless they have a bone sticking out or are bleeding so badly that the ref can't see their shirt number. And fairly won penalties being knocked over from 40 yards never mind 12.

If the finish of the England Ireland game doesn't stir your heart then you are already dead.

Fact.
 

Cougar377

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Not today but yesterday. Had my grandson round and had to watch something called Man Utd v Everton. Half the Man Utd players looked like they had something else to do on a Saturday lunchtime and the other half couldn't pass the ball to somebody in the same coloured shirt. Marvelled at the fact that all you have to do to get a penalty in that game is fall over in the right place.

Then on to his education. Two fantastic games of rugby. Players belting out their national anthems to a man and running for their country until they dropped. Nobody rolling about in agony because they had twisted a sock whilst strolling about waiting for the ball. Nobody goes off in a rugby match unless they have a bone sticking out or are bleeding so badly that the ref can't see their shirt number. And fairly won penalties being knocked over from 40 yards never mind 12.

If the finish of the England Ireland game doesn't stir your heart then you are already dead.

Fact.
I have a t-shirt which says...

Football is 90 minutes of pretending you're hurt.
Rugby is 80 minutes of pretending you're not.

Sums it up really.

Beaker will be along in a minute to say that it's because rugby players are too thick to notice.

Ignore him. He's French.
 

Oldandbald

Been there, and had one
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I have a t-shirt which says...

Football is 90 minutes of pretending you're hurt.
Rugby is 80 minutes of pretending you're not.

Sums it up really.

Beaker will be along in a minute to say that it's because rugby players are too thick to notice.

Ignore him. He's French.
I want that t shirt.
 

andyBeaker

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I have a t-shirt which says...

Football is 90 minutes of pretending you're hurt.
Rugby is 80 minutes of pretending you're not.

Sums it up really.

Beaker will be along in a minute to say that it's because rugby players are too thick to notice.

Ignore him. He's French.
Rugby players are too thick to notice.

There were some terrific beer guts flopping about in yesterdays matches by the way.

Au revoir.
 

Cougar377

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And yet you can't help but watch it.

Allez les bleus.
By "les bleus" I do hope you're referring to Scotland and not the Garlic Munchers.... otherwise you can join the other Frogling, Beaker, on le naughty step.
 
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