About five years ago daughter’s friend was waiting outside a shop for her husband, an Official dickhead approached her & accused her of throwing a cigarette end on the ground, Rachel explained that she doesn’t smoke & the guy was mistaken, he was adamant that he’d seen her & was going to issue a fine, “good luck with that” she said & turned her back on him, he put his hand on her shoulder just as her husband (Lee) came out of the shop, long story short Lee threatened to rip him a new arsehole & he backed down.
Basically he thought he’d found an easy target but came unstuck.
Similar story here, i didnt throw a fag end as didnt have any because i had left my baccy tin at my mates place and never do that anyway
Dickhead wanted my address etc
"good luck with that, i am homeless"
Then asked he for proof of homelessness
"what planet are you from"
Next was threats to call the police
"For a civil offence? Good luck there fella, do it and in the unlikely event i was arrested i get fed, coffee and a warm place sleep"
Now what are you going to do?
His mate went to put his hand on my arm i slapped it away and told him that's assault, if you try it again i will break your wrist
That was enough for them and they buggered off sharpish
No doubt its all on camera but who cares i did nothing wrong at all so feckem
