CorrectedDrunk far too much shandy
CorrectedDrunk far too much shandy
Drunk far too much scotch…
No such thing.Drunk far too much scotch…
Wait until you are as old as he is...No such thing.
I'm waiting....Wait until you are as old as he is...
I said Garden of England not Council Estate of England. Your eyes need testing.Since when has Maidstone been in North Yorkshire? Your geography needs work.
You have actually been to Maidstone yet you refer to the true garden of England as a Council estate, none so blind as them that cannot see.I said Garden of England not Council Estate of England. Your eyes need testing.
Fact.
Colour blind?Drove up to spend the day with my brother. Had a lovely time.
Can someone explain why a car I was following suddenly slammed on his brakes he approached a roundabout which had traffic lights when the lights were on green, he did it again at the next set of lights luckily I was a safe distance behind him
You have actually been to Maidstone yet you refer to the true garden of England as a Council estate, none so blind as them that cannot see.
Yes I heard that a long time ago but it’s got sod all to do with Maidstone being a shithole & North Yorkshire being the garden of England.You've not heard the story about the two brothers in Ireland.
They're both taxi drivers in a small town.
Visiting tourist gets into a taxi and off they go. They get to a set of traffic lights on red and the taxi goes straight through.
Passenger gets a tad worried and shouts out to the driver "that light was on red".
Driver says, it's OK, don't worry. My brother and I do this all the time, there's hardly anyone else drives around here and it saves time.
Not exactly happy the passenger sits back in the seat.
At the next set of lights he relaxes as they're on green.
Next moment the brakes are slammed on the taxi skids to a sudden halt.
In shock he shouts out "what the hell are doing, the lights on green".
The taxi driver responds "my brother might be coming the other way"
Funny you should bring that joke up that's what crossed my mind at the timeYou've not heard the story about the two brothers in Ireland.
They're both taxi drivers in a small town.
Visiting tourist gets into a taxi and off they go. They get to a set of traffic lights on red and the taxi goes straight through.
Passenger gets a tad worried and shouts out to the driver "that light was on red".
Driver says, it's OK, don't worry. My brother and I do this all the time, there's hardly anyone else drives around here and it saves time.
Not exactly happy the passenger sits back in the seat.
At the next set of lights he relaxes as they're on green.
Next moment the brakes are slammed on the taxi skids to a sudden halt.
In shock he shouts out "what the hell are doing, the lights on green".
The taxi driver responds "my brother might be coming the other way"
Me too!Funny you should bring that joke up that's what crossed my mind at the time
Yes I heard that a long time ago but it’s got sod all to do with Maidstone being a shithole & North Yorkshire being the garden of England.
I lived in Maidstone and parts of it are indeed a shit hole, like Yorkshire. However, parts of Kent are quite nice and, like it or not, it is officially the Garden of England, unlike Yorkshire.You have actually been to Maidstone yet you refer to the true garden of England as a Council estate, none so blind as them that cannot see.
No it isn’t, it came about 9th, North Yorkshire has been the Garden of England since 2006, I believe Kent was described as over built & over populated with chavsI lived in Maidstone and parts of it are indeed a shit hole, like Yorkshire. However, parts of Kent are quite nice and, like it or not, it is officially the Garden of England, unlike Yorkshire.
I am home alone at the moment watching the football, mug of Earl Grey and slice of stollen……loving every precious moment…Day 2 in Southend with Mrs L's family. Big daily, everyone has a natural volume of 10, so ears ringing. 2nd Xmas dinner is being prepared.
Not wanting to sound ungrateful but I'll be glad to go home tomorrow for some peace & quiet and a light snack.