You have a bad day you may as well ruin it completely by watching cricket
Straight down the middle?Cut down half a holly tree!
You're right. I usually avoid cricket like the plague but that was seriously impressive.Took memsahib shopping today, then sat back and relaxed when she came back to the car loaded on 3 occasions - I am not permitted to lift or carry anything for as long as I can put it off
Then she took me for an extremely unsatisfactory carvery at a pub I won’t bother to go to use again - The Saddlers Arms in Lympstone if you want to make a note to avoid
Then got home in time to watch the final throes of the test match, the end of which made up for my previously poor day. What an amazing end!
It was a tree of 2 halves.Straight down the middle?
On a similar theme I watched a bit of cricket and golf over the last few days…both shared a common theme…..as the day wore on the spectators increasingly went into ‘football chant’ mode..it’s been going on at cricket for quite a few years but it was the first time I have witnessed it at golf (Canadian Open) - two players were in contention and the crowd essentially broke into two factions, each chanting for their own favourite, many not even bothering to watch the golf, accompanied by banging the hoardings ice hockey style.Went back to my home town to get the drop links changed on my car and an mot, that went well as it passed with only needing the number plate bulb changing
While all the above was getting sorted by a mate at a very reasonable rate I had a wander around the town center, what a depressing sight that was for me as I haven't been back for a good few years and wasn't expecting it to be so down, no real shops you would actually want to go into unless vapes and mobiles or strong cheap booze is your thing, drunks around the fountain getting leathered in what used to be a nice place to sit on a sunny afternoon, more charity shops than i can count, far to many fat birds in skin tight leggings or even worse shorts and belly tops (should be banned if you have a belly) plenty of oddball care in the community folk around shouting at the birds (and each other), streets full of litter (mainly Mc Donalds), some young girl absolutely off her face on something posing and dancing around a lamp post totally ignored by everyone and worst of all a couple of money exchange shops and even more offering "passport services" which should tell you where the place is heading its dead just don't know it yet
For the first time I am genuinely glad I moved out, I hated being were I am now for years and am still not best pleased but anywhere is better than that!
At what?Yesterday’s viewer wants to come back tonight for another look.
She is a very attractive Oriental lady so I’d oblige.At what?
Your tits?
So, it’s in Yorkshire…presumably that would mean you giving them the house plus £5000 in cash?Rejected first offer on the house, £25,000 below asking price.
Did you not think of using a selling agent?Yesterday’s viewer wants to come back tonight for another look.
Snigger…..Did you not think of using a selling agent?
Why waste money?Did you not think of using a selling agent?
How drollSo, it’s in Yorkshire…presumably that would mean you giving them the house plus £5000 in cash?
Face it. They are better at it than you. It's what they do. They aren't emotionally involved and will get you a better price. Well worth the 1% they charge. And you won't have to endure an endless second visit while they wander around for two hours deciding where their furniture will fit. Before making you a silly offer which you may well accept because you like them.Why waste money?
Using that logic please. explain buying a Dacia.Why waste money?
Personally I would have appointed the agent to do viewings and then gone to Spain for a week.Face it. They are better at it than you. It's what they do. They aren't emotionally involved and will get you a better price. Well worth the 1% they charge. And you won't have to endure an endless second visit while they wander around for two hours deciding where their furniture will fit. Before making you a silly offer which you may well accept because you like them.