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Trust me, you did.
Don’t trust you.
I didn’t.
Printed out Bev & my covid pass for holibobs.
Contacted taxi company to inform them our outward flight has been brought forward by four hours.
Contacted Kennels to book dogs in night before due to early departure the next day
Contacted taxi company to inform them our outward flight has been brought forward by four hours.
Contacted Kennels to book dogs in night before due to early departure the next day
Put Carry On Nurse on to record, showing on Film 4 this week.
marvellous stuff.
Dismantled all the tv/av stuff ahead of asbestos people coming in….blinking nightmare, dozens of cables…remember when I installed it all thinking ‘at least I’ll never have to take this lot out’.
Had an iced bun with a cherry on top with the Earl Grey.
Which was nice.
Said goodbye to our neighbours, sad to see them go. People moving in are apparently ex RAF so they sound interesting.
marvellous stuff.
Dismantled all the tv/av stuff ahead of asbestos people coming in….blinking nightmare, dozens of cables…remember when I installed it all thinking ‘at least I’ll never have to take this lot out’.
Had an iced bun with a cherry on top with the Earl Grey.
Which was nice.
Said goodbye to our neighbours, sad to see them go. People moving in are apparently ex RAF so they sound interesting.
Used to love carry on films, then I grew up & realised how puerile they were & it wasn’t acting.
Grew up?
Why on earth would anyone want to do that?
Have you tried growing down?
Packed my suitcase for hols, “that’s it, done” said I, “have you packed any underpants?” Asks Bev “bugger” says I “you’re not done then are you?”
I keep saying to the wife that the NHS should use the Carry On Nurse/Matron/Doctor films as training material.
It wouldn't be in the mess it's now in if every ward had a Hattie Jacques in charge.
They don't even have to go through the airport as such.
Step off the aircraft, walk about 200ft to where the valet driver has left their car for them and off they go .. and yes, always laughing and smiling.
No wonder many if them behave as they do, they've no concept of what the real world is like!
Told the insurance company we are not moving into a ‘self catering apartment’ we are going into a decent hotel during the various periods when we will have to move out.
They didn’t put up any fight…I think they could tell they weren’t going to win!
They didn’t put up any fight…I think they could tell they weren’t going to win!
Its been a gun day today
Fitted and zeroed an expensive scope to an expensive gun for a lad at the shoot then spent an hour learning him about how to use the thing safely then got irritated enough by his gobby attitude when he couldn't hit anything to have tell him he was a snotty little arsewipe with more money than skill and should shut his trap before I got really annoyed
first time he had been and from the speed he left I doubt he will return
The shoot owner heard the lot and was going to turf him out anyway I just saved him the trouble
Then spent a couple of enjoyable hours with like minded people chatting, shooting and taking the pee out of one another
A mate was off to a gun shop so I went with him and picked up a new scope for myself + a red dot for the little one and some (new unused) intermounts ...... total cost of that little lot should have been upwards of 90 quid .. the scope had been mounted to a gun for a show but never used, the red dot was missing its battery (pennies to buy) and the cost to me for the whole bundle 35 quid
Best of all the battery for the red dot was actually rattling around in the bottom of the box
Fitted and zeroed an expensive scope to an expensive gun for a lad at the shoot then spent an hour learning him about how to use the thing safely then got irritated enough by his gobby attitude when he couldn't hit anything to have tell him he was a snotty little arsewipe with more money than skill and should shut his trap before I got really annoyed
first time he had been and from the speed he left I doubt he will returnThe shoot owner heard the lot and was going to turf him out anyway I just saved him the trouble
Then spent a couple of enjoyable hours with like minded people chatting, shooting and taking the pee out of one another
A mate was off to a gun shop so I went with him and picked up a new scope for myself + a red dot for the little one and some (new unused) intermounts ...... total cost of that little lot should have been upwards of 90 quid .. the scope had been mounted to a gun for a show but never used, the red dot was missing its battery (pennies to buy) and the cost to me for the whole bundle 35 quid
Best of all the battery for the red dot was actually rattling around in the bottom of the box
I travelled east by train to collect TT. Got my cousin to do a quick service - oil, filter, air filter.
Drove 180 miles home.
I stopped for a break well into the journey and had no trouble getting out of the seat.
Sometimes when I change cars my back acts up.
Drove 180 miles home.
I stopped for a break well into the journey and had no trouble getting out of the seat.
Sometimes when I change cars my back acts up.
Did you not get a destruction manual?Also I phoned the owner of the Audi TT from the filling station because I couldn't open the flap to top of the diesel.
The button for the boot and fuel are carefully hidden in the door pocket colour blended in so it can't be see.
Misunderstood.
They are really difficult to see.
I thought that they referred to the 2 window buttons that they were multifunction.
Like always, once you know, it's simple.
Er, you bought a DIESEL TT?Also I phoned the owner of the Audi TT from the filling station because I couldn't open the flap to top of the diesel.
The button for the boot and fuel are carefully hidden in the door pocket colour blended in so it can't be see.
Woke up at 6 as I forgot to switch the alarm off as I am not golfing this morning.
Typically it was the one morning in every 356 that I was asleep at 6am.
Typically it was the one morning in every 356 that I was asleep at 6am.
That's two people I know who bought a diesel TT.
Makes about as much sense as a diesel sports bike..