• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

virtual SIT-IN

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BraXX

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keep the banter

But please stop with threads longer than 100s............. :}
 

Artemis

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Where's that tea that was ordered? Mines weak, black, 2 LARGE sugars and a slice of lemon please :k
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
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Right, five teas .. sugar and milk on the tray so you can add what you want..
I have paid for this lot but someone else can get the next round in.. :-:
 

Artemis

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Too late, I've got crab paste butties, choccie milkshake and a bar of Thorntons plain chocolate with ginger now. I did get the cocktail cherries out, but Hunter's too busy playing with his new internet connection, so I had to make do!
 

derek kelly

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Artemis said:
Where's that tea that was ordered? Mines weak, black, 2 LARGE sugars and a slice of lemon please :k

All outa lemon I'm afraid.. can do coffee with a drop of glenmorangie in it
 

Jaws

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Ah, I can help there at least.. I have just put a new bottle of Jif Lemon in the virtual coffee shop.
 

derek kelly

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Jaws said:
Ah, I can help there at least.. I have just put a new bottle of Jif Lemon in the virtual coffee shop.


Is It still called jif or have they changed it to cif like the scouring stuff????????
 

Artemis

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Jaws said:
Ah, I can help there at least.. I have just put a new bottle of Jif Lemon in the virtual coffee shop.
Sorry John, fussy cow, Jif lemon takes third place to crab paste butties. It has to be real as a few other pointed out last week (I don't think they were talking about lemon though)
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
sing along everybody

you cant touch me i am part of the forum
you cant touch me i am part of the forum
you cant touch me i am part of the forum
til the day i die, til the day i die!!!
 

Artemis

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Wrong thread, Wolfie, they're doing karaoke on Mrs Robbo 25's thread. Still, what the hell, it helps to pass the time....
til the day I die
til the day I die
altogether now...
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
no this is a protest sit in.

Anyone want to join me for a virtual sit-in to protest against taking the Banter - Pisstaking - Hijacking from our coffee shop forum

so i am protesting in a calm and non violent way, (suppose my singing could be classed as violence) join hands and link arms and SING SING TO THE ROOFTOPS LET THE WORLD KNOW
 

Artemis

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OK, but will tomorrow will do as it's past my bedtime now :dunno:
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
ging gang, goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha
ging gang goo
ging gang goo!!
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
If you've started singing~~~

Thought you might find this useful?
 

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Jaws

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derek kelly said:
Is It still called jif or have they changed it to cif like the scouring stuff????????

Bugger ! Your right !! No one use the jif on their pancakes.. its bathroom cleaner ! Sorry folks ....
I shall pop off to the shop to get some real lemons then..
Keep my place for me someone.
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
SIR!!!!!!!!!

Lumpy's picking on me and my cans again Sir!!!!! Tell him to stop sir, or i will sulk eat worms and shit in yer desk.


Lumpy the law won the battle but the war still rages on.
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
righto mr lumpy,

i will, goodbye all. I had have had enough just because i out my gay standard cans back on and orms said something that was funny about them. Mr Lumpy has picked on me ever since and being the caring sensitive chap i am i can not handle it any more, so it has come to the end for me. :cry: :cry: :cry:








































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lumpy can just feck off and go play with his car and little hamster things up his boyfriends bottom.


Lumpy if you was off any importance to me the cruel words that you have typed would of cut me to the bone, but you aren't so they don't :k :k :beer: :beer:


and your scorpions are still longer!!!! penis extensions no doubt.
 
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