• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

virtual SIT-IN

Wolfie

Is a lunp
it aint a vw, yer right wing nazi lovin facist!!! it aint mine and what the feck is smoled??????


RETARD!!!
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
VW type ya leper licking Nigel Planer lookalike


what 4 wheels, one in each corner, thats your car then as well,

you can not lick a leper, her clit falls off

Nigel Planer.....ah yes very clever man with great taste


SMOLED (Dictionary definition- orange lens coated in black shit) used instead of the COOL CLEAR ONES.


Black shit.....been on the guinness again???

Cool clear ones????? ahhh the tupperware lids you have on the indicators, yes tupperware does keep things cool.

Love you too

that explans the tupperware
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
FTAO BUZZ!!!

How the Feck do you get out of the " lotus" position
my legs have friggin locked :cry:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
gypsy said:
How the Feck do you get out of the " lotus" position
my legs have friggin locked :cry:
Try WD40, it's got to be good for something. Alternatively, insert thumb in mouth, rock back & forth... etc
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Easy Gippo~~~

gypsy said:
How the Feck do you get out of the " lotus" position
my legs have friggin locked :cry:


First you select first gear

Then you slip the clutch and pull away

Then you................crunch.............hit a false neutral

Then you return to the forum complaining that it wasn't your fault/it was intentional

LOL

You could be stuck there some time ya bloater
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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Just a cotton-pickin' minute (there ya go Jaws, correct usage of ') surely you're only in the virtual lotus position. Otherwise deep :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: to you Gypsy, along with a large tube of deep heat for after the untangling
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
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Errr. before you lot get too carried away, who is on the night shift of th esit in then ?
I cant do it tonight.. I am on a promise ( I have promised myself I MUST get another chapter read of the Fifth Elephant )
 

tootyfluti

Head in the Clouds
Oooooooooooh, fab book John, I`ve started reading the kiddy collection cos he doesn`t write them fast enough for me. :bow: :bow:
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
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I reckon it is one of his weaker ones to be honest Sarah.. Though this is my 2nd reading ( Had it in hard back and lost it, so Mo bought it for me in paperback )

I do agree he does not write the quick enough though !
About the only ones I aint got are the plays and stuff like that.. I have the Disc World science volumes, and the Disc World Companions ( I even have a very small booklet he wrote with an obscure little man about Falconry.. )

I love any book with Rincewind or Twoflowers in, and some of the books with the watch heavily themed are ok ( such as Men at Arms ), but others ( Feet of Clay spring to mind ) read as if the author is a struggling detective thriller writer rather than a leading exponent of the Sci Fan league.
Have you read Hat Full of Sky yet ? It features the dread MacNac Feegle again .. :p
 

tootyfluti

Head in the Clouds
I`ve got almost to the end of it to find that I`m missing the last 50 or so pages. Publishing cockup and the previous 50- or so are repeated. Lost the bloody receipt though so am finding it hard to get it swapped.
The very last discworld one he did (adult) was a bit longwinded and I wasn`t sure about all those girls dressed as blokes, seemed like he was struggling for a twist to me??!!
 

Jaws

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Staff member
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Monsrous Regiment ?
Yes, I agree completely Sarah..
If it was not essential reading for Pratchett fans I do not think I would have botherd !
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Well thank god for that !
i've managed to free my legs from the Lotus position :eek: and discovered the the reason i had got stuck was a wayward Apricot Parfait that had melted behind my knee :bang:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Gippo~~~~?

gypsy said:
and discovered the the reason i had got stuck was a wayward Apricot Parfait that had melted behind my knee :bang:

You live just too close to Thorntons mate!!

So who else is protesting this evening then?
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Depending on how it goes Bert i reckon i'l be feckin protesting tommorrow!!!
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Gyppo~~~~

The reason you're stuck in here is becuase it was a squeeze getting in you through those double doors - now you've eaten 50% of Thorntons chocolates ya stomach just wont allow you back out!

Time to slim ya bloater

Suspect Steve from Northampton might be in here soon - now there's another bloater to keep you company

Cumbye ya my Lord - cum bye yar [cumbye shep cumbye - sheepdog trials]
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Mystic Meg rules

Here comes the Northampton Bloater now

Sorry Steve - bar closed 15 minutes ago :neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw: :beer:

LOL
 
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Steve n Ally

Guest
am i in the sit in?????

Bloody hell i hope so.U lot leave me behind sometimes.Wish i cud type kwik.Wunt a chat room be easier??? c ive ad to go to my kwik abb typin 2 keep up wiv ya.

I luv bird
am i pi..ed or

WE ARE FAMILY !!!!!!!

steve 2 much lager
 
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