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Fat Bert

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Steve

Sister Sledge mate??

Just as well the bars shut - you're gonna have some headache in the morning!!
 

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Steve n Ally

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thnx Bert cudnt remember the group.Heard the song cos me dad had it.
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Yeah right~~~

Remember the album "Breakfast in America"???

Who recorded that ????

Supertramp???

No Steve to celebrate his 50th birthday!!!
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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gypsy said:
Well thank god for that !
i've managed to free my legs from the Lotus position :eek: and discovered the the reason i had got stuck was a wayward Apricot Parfait that had melted behind my knee :bang:
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ME :B :B :B :t :blush:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Drink anyone~~~~?

Amaretto - good shot of Blue Vodka - good shot of Dark Rum - top up with orange juice - add ice

Just made that one up!

Anyone want a free sample?
 
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Steve n Ally

Guest
Woz that the Lotus position or the locust position (where you eat everything in site.including the old womans left shoe)Wot planet am i on??? ZOG i here u say!!! Who cares im a happy bird owner.slag me off!!! call me a Tw.t i dont care i got a life and a Blackbird.
LONG LIVE THE BLACKBIRD!!!!

I LOVE U ALL(including Bert)

Happy riding fellow Birdies

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH IM GONE

OOOOPS 4 Got

MAAAAAAAASIVVVVVEEE

ME
 
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Steve n Ally

Guest
STOP TALKIN COCKTAILS BERT.I HAVE TO SLEEP.
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Call it~~~?

Who cares - just drink it!!

Can't you just smell those Almonds Steve?????????

How about a PROPER Rye and Dry?

Anyone know how to make it?

Talk to me nicely and I'll tell you
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Another drink

Fat Bert said:
Amaretto - good shot of Blue Vodka - good shot of Dark Rum - top up with orange juice - add ice

Just made that one up!

Anyone want a free sample?

This one works well at barbies.... half a coconut empty the milk out quarter fill with pineapple rings/chunks without the syrup then top up with rum, preferably the stuff that you get from the Dominican republic 75.5% proof, leave to mature for a couple of hours/minutes depending on your will power then drink through a straw or just guzzle it down depending on your constitution. this drink can be modified to your own taste adding brandy, cherries, horse shit, whatever you want
 
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Steve n Ally

Guest
ONLY ME !!!! Woz gonna say i need a fag.But i need a ciggy"!!! GOD I NEED A CIGGY.15 Days and i'm a blithering idiot.no change there then i hear you say.Anyone given the evil weed up and can offer me some advise(please keep it clean and dont tell me to f off)

Love u all

peace brothers

oops
and sisters

Nite

ME but not her
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
derek kelly said:
This one works well at barbies.... half a coconut empty the milk out quarter fill with pineapple rings/chunks without the syrup then top up with rum, preferably the stuff that you get from the Dominican republic 75.5% proof, leave to mature for a couple of hours/minutes depending on your will power then drink through a straw or just guzzle it down depending on your constitution. this drink can be modified to your own taste adding brandy, cherries, horse shit, whatever you want


WOW!!!!!!! A real Hairdressers drink

Make me one and mature till tomorrow?

Leave out the horse shit though - get enough of that on here without adding any!!
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Steve n Ally said:
ONLY ME !!!! Woz gonna say i need a fag.But i need a ciggy"!!! GOD I NEED A CIGGY.15 Days and i'm a blithering idiot.no change there then i hear you say.Anyone given the evil weed up and can offer me some advise(please keep it clean and dont tell me to f off)

My wife smoked for nearly thirty years, and had a couple of half hearted attempts to give up, but about four months ago she went to see the nurse down at our GP's surgery, and she put her on the nicorrette patches, anyway first day she was a bit touchy!!!! but after that she seemed fine then one evening she discovered one of her patches on the bathroom floor and realised that it must have fallen off that morning so she dispensed with the patches. now this might not seem such a big deal but for all the time I have known her (29 years) she has smoked between forty and sixty cigs per day. so I guess the answer is you have to really want to give up and just stick at it cos it does get easier. (it is four years since I gave up but I only smoked 15/20 a day)
 

Centaur

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Drink and fags

Steve n Ally said:
ONLY ME !!!! Woz gonna say i need a fag.But i need a ciggy"!!! GOD I NEED A CIGGY.15 Days and i'm a blithering idiot.no change there then i hear you say.Anyone given the evil weed up and can offer me some advise(please keep it clean and dont tell me to f off)

Love u all

peace brothers

oops
and sisters

Nite

ME but not her
Steve, all I can tell you is it does get easier. I smoked for years and had to give up drinking for a few weeks to quit the weeds. No real probs now except occasionally when the wife lights up when I've had a few! Still not cracked and ain't going to. STICK IT OUT!!! Fags? :puke:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Nicotene Patches

Tried them once - were a sod to keep alight though!

Top Respect to those who try and suceed - I can't

Mother in Law paid for hypnotherapy at ?150!!!

She said it was a load of old cobblers - never went under - never fell asleep

"Complete waste of Money - Doesn't work"

That was 18 months ago and she hasn't had a smoke since!!
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Bloody typical !!! :mad:
Start a bleedin thread about freedom to do what you want on the "COFFEE SHOP" and ten minutes later the anti smoking lobby rears its head !!!
My mother once said that " it would only take a good woman to stop me from smoking" well i say she better be friggin hard !! as well !!! :-:
 

Supabird1100

Registered User
gypsy said:
Thanks Steve youre a big help !
Got the potato yet ?

Anything to oblige, M8 !!!!

Still looking for the new beast ....each time I think I've found the right one, I see another one that looks better !!! That's the problem with Harley's.... they are so damn beautiful !!!!!!!! :} :}

You ready for a smoke ?????? :dunno: :lol:
 
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