• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

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slim63

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I think the Krankie will be giving you a call this morning. :eek:

I will have to withdraw my quote now, payment in whiskey or tartan in not acceptable in the current climate & that's about all the scots have left to offer :p
 

Cougar377

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I will have to withdraw my quote now, payment in whiskey or tartan in not acceptable in the current climate & that's about all the scots have left to offer :p
What do you mean.... ALL...? This is Scottish malt whisky we're talking about. The finest drink known to man...!
And if you play your cards right then we can knock up a nice McSlim tartan for you. ;)
 

Jaws

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Bought back in August...
Just had ANOTHER sodding bill from the hospital.... this one for another €82
I am getting VERY pissed off with this.. Third bill they have sent..
Gonna get one of the dutch guys to ring them AGAIN and find out why all these things are coming through in dribs and drabs
 

Centaur

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All this crap about expensive malt. Once you have had a snifter you cannot tell the difference between "Cutty Sark" and the "Laphroig". Maybe that is a bad example because the peat in Laphroig would choke you.
 

andyBeaker

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Two meal deals from Boots so didn't have to eat easyjet food.

Dinner for eight, so much food we could barely get out of our seats and massive beers for eight. About £110 including tip.

Compare - Our friends bought us dinner at Gatwick last night - it was very nice....£170 for four!!
 

slim63

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What do you mean.... ALL...? This is Scottish malt whisky we're talking about. The finest drink known to man...!
And if you play your cards right then we can knock up a nice McSlim tartan for you. ;)

Sorry but I don't need my drains cleaning so whiskey is no good to me & you may be surprised to know I have no desire to wear tartan in any form, I have way to much sartorial elegance for that :D
 

Cougar377

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Sorry but I don't need my drains cleaning so whiskey is no good to me & you may be surprised to know I have no desire to wear tartan in any form, I have way to much sartorial elegance for that :D
You sir, have no taste. :patadaenwevs:

When the Krankie takes over the UK you will be deported...... To Scotland. :D
 

Centaur

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Sorry but I don't need my drains cleaning so whiskey is no good to me & you may be surprised to know I have no desire to wear tartan in any form, I have way to much sartorial elegance for that :D
Not too much then, Slim. :D
 

andyBeaker

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An excellent breakfast for two including coffee refills for less than the equivalent of £4.
 
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