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[Pow-Lo]

Bushmills Distillery had the first ever licence to distill in Britain. Issued in 1608 if I remember correctly. As they were the first and spelled it "whiskey" then anything else is a poor imitation however they choose to spell it. Fact. The reason it tastes better is because of the beautiful water and grain it is made from AND the final polish with a pot still after the reflux still has finished. Listen and learn you ignoramuses.

The Americans label that Jack Daniel’s and Wild Turkey shite as “whiskey”. They spell everything wrong. Fact. Therefore, by definition, it is ‘whisky’.

BTW, how can we listen to a written post, silly bollocks?

 

[Cougar377]

Listen and learn you ignoramuses.

Ignoramii you ignoramus.

 

[andyBeaker]

 

[andyBeaker]

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I can still taste the horseradish one this morning.

Lovely

 

[Malone]

The plural of ignoramus is ignoramuses or ignorami as it’s not actually a ‘proper’ Latin word, although it is derived from it.

The Latin plural of ignoramuses is impertissimi just to confuse things further.

 

[Jaws]

Four more pressies for Woman....three items of clothes and a selection box of mints

 

[Centaur]

The plural of ignoramus is ignoramuses or ignorami as it’s not actually a ‘proper’ Latin word, although it is derived from it.

The Latin plural of ignoramuses is impertissimi just to confuse things further.

So can AndyB still be called an ignoramus?

 

[Malone]

If you want to, but get in the Christmas spirit and be nice instead

 

[Cougar377]

The plural of ignoramus is ignoramuses or ignorami as it’s not actually a ‘proper’ Latin word, although it is derived from it.

The Latin plural of ignoramuses is impertissimi just to confuse things further.

Can I have my hook back please...?

 

[Me!]

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Cheap table.

 

[ianrobbo1]

So can AndyB still be called an ignoramus?

Is that "with or without" everything else he's called on a daily basis??

 

[andyBeaker]

Cheap table.

It looked ok from underneath

 

[Malone]

Are they drinks or samples?

 

[Minkey]

Not very hygienic having a snotty tissue near the drinks

 

[andyBeaker]

Not very hygienic having a snotty tissue near the drinks

I did tell mrs beaker....

Are they drinks or samples?

5x 20ml for less than £2...


X not sure how many....

 

[derek kelly]

Acer chromebook for Bev, to replace the hp laptop that she accidentally dropped on the floor.

 

[andyBeaker]

An £18 taxi fare to Krakow Airport - a similar journey would have been at least £100 here in rip off Britain.

 

[Minkey]

Some pet food and some toy making wooden squares for my two

 

[Me!]

Two tickets to the Officers Winter Ball

 

[derek kelly]

Two tickets to the Officers Winter Ball

Where the cliques get to pat each other on the back & tell each other what a wonderful job they’ve been doing all year.