~~~~THE BATTLE OF THE BLOATERS~~~~

[Chunky Monkey]

Hey...

Bertie boy....don`t forget ..that`s only the second time i`ve played since i were a lad............and i won two games out of the six....!:f
So..on the law of averages....a couple of more sessions mate...and your face will be as red as a monkey`s arse ( or your slingbacks ) chasing the ball round the court.:f :f :f (bit like the bird s*** shirt that forest wear).
1 point in it..come on down to relegation...:m

 

[fat bert]

Toying with you~~~~

merely toying with you!!

Roll on Blackpool next season

 

[fat bert]

Toying with you~~~~

merely toying with you!!

Roll on Balckpool next season

 

[Chunky Monkey]

What...

merely toying with you

you can keep yer toys where they belong swiss Tony:f :f

I`ll stick to playing squash....thank you very much..........:m :f

 

[ianrobbo1]

OY ROUND ONE!!

You abandon YOUR THREAD and then turn up weeks later trying to Hijack it back, bog off porky and leave it to US BLOATERS to sort it out ourselves,:f

 

[AV8TOR]

UPDATE FOR ALL BLOATERS

The last weigh in was on the19/01/04 and as far as I can work out this is how it pan's out.

Eyebrows~~~~~~Start weight 268 Now 265 = Loss 3 Lbs

IanRobbo~~~~~~Start weight 224 Now 224 = Loss 0 Lbs

Rob PXX~~~~~~~Start weight 264 Now 257 = Loss 7 Lbs

Bitontheside~~~~Start weight ??? Now ??? = Gain 3 Lbs

Murt~~~~~~~~~Start weight 239 Now 238 = Loss 1 Lbs

Bob Pinder~~~~~Start weight 231 Now 224 = Loss 7 Lbs

Fat Bert ~~~~~~Start weight 216 Now 208 = Loss 8 Lbs

Av8tor~~~~~~~~Start weight 224 Now 237 = Loss 7 Lbs

Mrs Av8tor~~~~~Start weight 160 Now 157 = Loss 3 Lbs

Messer~~~~~~~Start weight 342 Now 331 = Loss 11 Lbs

Skippy~~~~~~~Start weight 187 Now 182 = Loss 5 Lbs

Chunkey Minkey ~Start weight 226 Now 212 = Loss 14 Lbs

Rhino~~~~~~~~Start weight 245 Now 245 = Late Starter

Limp Lump~~~~~Start weight 258 Now MIA = :t :t :t

Faf~~~~~~~~~~Start weight 263 Now MIA = " " "

Remember the next weigh in day will be Monday the 2nd Feb
Losing Weight is a doddleuke: uke:

 

[Rolfy Dave]

Call yerself bloaters ??????

Get some "Real" men ont' job lad...

Rhino & Rolfy go for it BIG STYLEEEeeeeeeee !!! :bow:

 

[Bob Pinder]

Chunkey Monkey

Did you just take your wallet out of your pocket to lose that much weight:h
:f
:m

 

[Rolfy Dave]

Just found this.....

Dont know if it will help or not, but here it is..

Best of luck to you all,

Rolfy

 

[fat bert]

Well~~~

as of 29 January - 168lbs - so I've lost a bit

Harry Ramsdens Diet works then !!!

 

[RHINO]

NORTHERN STOUT

What can i say appart from i'm glad to be back with all the other FAT BASTARDS (BURT).. I'm weighing in at a healthy 245 pounds. Just wait until BASH time,, i'll be a lean mean fartin machine.:m

 

[fat bert]

Proof indeed~~~~~

That my patented "Harry Ramsdens Diet" actually works

Lost 12 pounds and had this for my tea!!

The knife and fork have been left inshot to give perspective and [yes!!!!] that is a 14" full sized dinner plate - no photochop!!

Mind you I feel a tadge bloated now though!

 

[RHINO]

YOUR ONLY LEARNING

:yo: Your only a trainee stout BURT,, looking at the picture of me with ROLFY it looks like i ate HARRY RAMSDEN not just one of his meals....and i think he was sat in his VW BEETLE when i did it too. LONG LIVE THE FAT BASTID.... YOOOOOOOOOOU FAAAAAAAAAT BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSTTTTTID!!! :neenaw:

 

[ianrobbo1]

Bert yoooou fat baa****d!!!

no bloody wonder the fish stocks are dwindling your
a ''one fat pig russian fish fleet,''

Bertie bacon bum down for refueling,!!

 

[fat bert]

Mind you~~~

it bloody well passed through the digestive system in style this morning!!!

Too much info..........................but I was on the throne for a good 15 minutes and read perf Bikes whilst there - so the time was relatively productive!!

:} :} :m :} :} :h

 

[AV8TOR]

Monday 2nd Feb 2004
New weight 230
Happy with that:yo:

 

[skippy]

178 and counting down

 

[Murt]

As of 02/02/04.....

I am now 16st. 7lbs....

I make that a total loss ( so far) of

'
7lbs ..

 

[fat bert]

Seem to have~~~

levelled out at 14 stone

Proof that the patended "Harry Ramsdens Diet" works for me !!

 

[Chunky Monkey]

Another

half a stone......that`s a total of 1 and 1/2 in three weeks......

had a chip session sat / sunday as a reward...(and a couple of pints) :beer: