~~~~THE BATTLE OF THE BLOATERS~~~~

[R2B2]

I've got plenty...

... enough for both of you lads!

If only there was a way ... :B

 

[THETOMSK]

Sorry Samster..

.. I couldn't gain weight if I tried,Istayed the same weight for the last 15 years.Not even a diet of chocolate cake and beer would work...:lick: mmm diet of chocolate cake and beer,maybe I might give it a go.


Tomsk

In my wellies I look like a pair of golf clubs.

 

[fat bert]

Calling Fellow Bloaters~~~

End of the first week - how are we doing?

Me??

I've lost 4 pounds - bloody hard work!!

 

[Bob Pinder]

Only 7lbs lost for me
:f

Shouldn't you be working on something:dunno:
:m

 

[skippy]

8 ounces

 

[ianrobbo1]

bugger bugger bugger!!!!!

:B I've lost sweet FA, infact, put 5 oz ON,!! :cry: :dunno:
I'm not eating any extra, just not doing anything, weather too crap for a walk, arse cant be bothered to get down to the swimming pool, cant do too much anyway, cos of me paws,
bugger, bugger, bugger,!! :dunno:

it's all Tina's fault, she should'nt be such a brilliant cook,!:k

 

[Murt]

Iv'e lost 1lb !.

But Im not 'going at it' til after the cloggers do.

Just trying to be a bit more sensible with the portions at the moment.
:lick:
Murt

 

[ianrobbo1]

Yea thats it!!!

:bow: I'm doing what Murt is doing, I'm not starting till AFTER the Cloggers ''do''
There I feel better now,:bow:






Murt mate, :beer: You've a pint on me at the ''do'':bow:

 

[fat bert]

Looks like BacoFoil Man~~~

is currently in the lead then

BUT

he's actually only lost 2 pounds cos the other five he lost when he opened his wallet at the "Derby" last week!!

Damm he actually bought a round!!

[Bob and YES I AM working on something else LOL]

 

[Quiney]

Northern Bloaters

Don't panic

I've organised some special meals for you lot - you know the type, a few lettuce leaves, boiled fish, NO BEER

Can't have you letting the Cloggers down

 

[Murt]

Now Now Q

Dont forget that we all have your addy, from when the cheques were sent ! ( its suprising what will fit through a letter box)

Now then, what was that about DOUBLE portions ?
:lick:

Dont mention lettuce again !!!
.:t

 

[fat bert]

C'mon Fellow Bloaters~~~~~

tell the world how well your doing???

I've quit the Atkins diet now as frankly it didn't work for me [or the missus]

So back onto beer, chips and pizza LOL

Mind you after no alcohol for 14 days, it makes ya eyes go funny

 

[bitontheside]

Diet

I'm with Murt and ianrobbo - I'm not starting until after the Cloggers do - besides I've put 3 lb on!:B

 

[fat bert]

Lets see some results~~

you fellow Bloaters

 

[R2B2]

Monday...

... is the day, isn't it..?

 

[ianrobbo1]

Dont worry about monday rob!!

I've been trimming me toe nails, so I'm confident of losing a bit,
any way I'm not starting ''propper'' till after the ''cloggers do''

 

[shropslad]

heyyyy

yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu faaaat basttttttttttttidsssssssss I'm only 178 pounds:f & you call me fat lad:f

 

[ianrobbo1]

but Mark, OUR fat is all over,!!!



yours is all above your collar :m :f

 

[shropslad]

Can't help

having a chubby face:} ,, the only excess weight i thought i was carrying was between me legs ( or so the wife said)

 

[fat bert]

Hey Shrops~~~

was between me legs

So that's where ya brains are then eh?

You've got more chins that the Hong Kong Phone Directory