~~~~THE BATTLE OF THE BLOATERS~~~~

[tootyfluti]

Fooking great git.....

ate my fresh cream meringue.:cry:
and as that means he ate 2 of them I think he should also join the battle!! (he`s weighing in at 14and 1/2 stone, does he qualify??) Hornblower you have been named and shamed:m

 

[AV8TOR]

O.K. If there's no objections I will list the bloaters

Eyebrows Start Weight 268 Now 261 Loss 7Lbs

IanRobbo1 Start Weight 224 Now ??? Loss 000

Rob PXX Start Weight 264 Now 253 Loss 11Lbs

Bitontheside Start Weight ??? Now ??? Gain 3Lbs

Murt Start Weight 239 Now 231 Loss 8Lbs

Bob Pinder Start Weight 231 Now 257 Loss 7Lbs

Fat Bert Start Weight 212 Now 196 Loss 16Lbs

Av8tor Start Weight 244 Now 230 Loss 14Lbs

Mrs Av8tor Start Weight 160 Now 152 Loss 8Lbs

Messer Start Weight 342 Now 326 Loss 16Lbs

Skippy Start Weight 187 Now 178 Loss 9Lbs

Chunkey Monkey Start Weight 226 Now 205 Loss 21Lbs

Limp Lump Start Weight 258 Now MIA

Faf Start Weight 263 Now MIA

 

[RHINO]

WEIGHT LOSS!!!

Thats the funniest thing i've heard this year..
I'm trying to put it on but lose the belly, i've been in the gym
for 2-3hrs every day so far this yr and i'm pushing dirty big
weights and running on the treadmill...(not at the same time)
so to calculate WEIGHT LOSS would be wrong.

I've got a 40" waist and 50" chest and i'm aiming for 36" waist
and 52" chest by JUNE

Christ i sound like BARRY BETHELL (SLIM FAST GURU) but i can and
will do it.. :yo:

 

[ianrobbo1]

sorry Av8tor

:dunno: havnt weighed myself yet, cant get to the scales,{belly in the way}

 

[R2B2]

Well done...

and thanks due to Av for keeping the scores and mithering the MIA's!

Keep up the good work.
:beer:

 

[Messer]

2 Feb.

Weighed in at 326 this morning......................... Have re-descovered alcohol:cry: in the form of 15 pints of stella:k , I've been bad, well I was last night, but it seemed the right thing to do at the time!!!

My punishment 100 lines...

No More Beer
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Later


Messer

 

[Chunky Monkey]

CONFUSED..........

At the beginning of Berties challenge, he declared himself to 212 lbs....nowt wrong there then...(fat biffer that he is):}
BUT later on in the contest...he has UPPED his weight to make it look like he has lost more weight......:t
He is now showing as 216lbs at the start NOT 212lbs as originally ????

Bert are you trying fix figures in more ways than one ........
You told me on sat that you had stayed at the same weight for the week, not lost and not gained...I even watched you on the scales..........14 1/2 stone.......seen with my own eyes.....
you cheekless hot pant wearing biffa.............:f
Sort yer weight out.......stop fibbin to the forum....perhaps if you left those slingbacks off the weight would be less....:m :f

 

[AV8TOR]

Chunkey Monkey Re Fat Bert

Fat Bert NOT to blame my typo please see corrected data
ya BLOATER:blush:

 

[Chunky Monkey]

bugger

thought i`d caught him out ..........
still he might be a bit lighter if he did take his slingbacks off.......

 

[Chunky Monkey]

DOUBLE BUGGER...........

that means i`ll have to say sorry to him now.......:cry: :}

Oh..and by the way AV8TOR.....it`s MR bloater to you....:} :m

 

[AV8TOR]

Cunkey Muppet 2 replys b4 you noticed Mr Bloater & by the way you can call me Sir:bow: Ya Bloater Now Go & say sorry to Berty Baby

 

[AV8TOR]

:blush: Shit now I am sticking up for Fat Bert

"Nurse Medication":neenaw:

 

[eyebrows]

weigh in this am

OK coupla days late but still going in the right direction.

18st 9lbs or 261 lbs. Loss of a further 4 methinks.

 

[AV8TOR]

Eyebrows M8 duly up dated :yo: 7Lbs keep at it :yo:

 

[Chunky Monkey]

BUGGER...BUGGER...

Gained 3 bls this week Mr Av8tor SIR..:neenaw:
But still been a good weekend for me...
I beat Bert at Squash and derby County still managed to keep the Forest boys in the relagation zone...RESULT!:f man8um

 

[fat bert]

Like Bollox CM~~

Let ya win I did!!! LOLman8um man8um 8l1nd

 

[ianrobbo1]

Av GOOD NEWS, !!!!!

:bow: I've lost 3lb since I started, :bow: only another 4 stone to go,:blush:

Bert in answer to your comments that are BOUND to be following shortly,:f
and to you,

 

[skippy]

Yo.............

Ian Way to go

 

[fat bert]

Ian Slobbo~~

no need for further comment fat lad - you KNOW you're a BLOATER

Weight still stabilsed at 14 stone - bugger

 

[Quiney]

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