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Swearing in thread titles?
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Wolfie
Is a lunp
must be the camera then cause they def look bent.
Wolfie
Is a lunp
always had it. @tu*
Wolfie
Is a lunp
do you want a list?
Wolfie.
what's wrong with him.
Knob true
Arselicker untrue
Brown Noser untrue
Tree Hugger true
bit of a kunt true
lot of a kunt true
Fires Arrows shoots arrows
Hugs Trees true
Militant true
Inciteful truth hurts
Slack arsed untrue
Bosses Pet untrue
Slow Rider true
Suzuki owner (one of the worst sorts) true
Chink bike wrecker true
Comes too quick true
Shifty Eyes true
Piss poor spelling treu
piss poor punctuation true
Just generally piss poor true
Drinks shandy untrue, cider aint shandy
Works with wankers true
Has gay bits on his Bird no clear lens on my bird
Is the gay bit on his SV true
Drives a people carrier true
Gave me Herpes untrue
Has Hermes (he's a carrier)true carries those around him a t work
and so on,
it would take ages to list everyones faults so if you give me a list of 5 to start with I can try and oblige.
there you go got most of them right well done flangelips
americanexpress
Registered User
The story so far:
somebody asked about the validity of swearing in posts, andybird tried a bit of stirring but that didnt work,
it then descended into a playground skirmish about who could use the most unnecessary deleted expletives in their next insulting post.
I suspect the root cause, is one or all of them are not getting enough of anything!!!
and the blokey who asked the question appears to have huffed off about half way down the first or second page.
Just the usual weekend on 'bird really :-0)
Pretty much spot on apart from you missed out the bit about the chipmunks.
And that my chipmunk is harder than Derek's. :-0)
Rheumatoid
B.I.R.D Intellectual
and that wolfie provided a mathematical proof demonstrating that your knob is as big as a vestigial clitoris.
americanexpress
Registered User
covered under the heading of playground skirmish I thought: I was waiting for one or the other to say that they could pee higher up the toilet wall:-0)
No he didn't, he provided proof that he can neither count nor read. Jeez, have you spent the weekend wanking or something? :bang:
8rfl@ 8rfl@ 8rfl@
Wolfie
Is a lunp
bless you, carrying on praying @tu*
Bet I can piss higher up the toilet wall than you.
Wolfie
Is a lunp
My Chipmunk is a Yorkshire Chipmunk the hardest species of Chipmunk in the whole World ever, & mine is the hardest of all Yorkshire Chipmunks he eats Acorns without shelling them, he can bite through solid concrete blocks, yesterday he took on a whole chapter of Hells Angels & kicked em into the middle of next year & then he crushed their bikes into two inch blocks with his bare paws, he then picked up two horseboxes laden with shire horses, one in each hand & carried them fifteen miles.
so you think yours stands a fucking chance :-0)
Oh yeah, well mine is the double striped Welsh Chipmunk. He eats lightning and shits thunder and, and, and,
ah fuck it, I give up, yours is the daddy 8rfl@ 8rfl@ 8rfl@
I'm glad you said that cos he was shitting himself.
When I read that post about the acorns without shells etc, I laughed so hard that the back of my head was hurting and I couldn't see for tears.
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time @tu* :bow:
Cheers Pow-Lo,can you believe some people don't find Chipmunks amusing.