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Swearing in thread titles?

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Actually that's not a bad idea gypo, as we have a :wank: smilie why can we not have a whole range, you know like one giving the finger etc etc etc

:f:f So which dumbass motherfucker cant use the "more" button then??:f:f
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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My chipmunk drinks Special Brew for breakfast and can take three Glaswegians with one paw tied behind his back.

Well my chipmunk drinks Irn Bru & cider out of a paper bag & he can take ten Glaswegians with two paws tied behind his back, & he pisses laser beams.
 

Crazy Train

Registered User
Please stop all this swearing, I'm really really upset and offended by it. I wouldn't expect such language on a biker forum, it comes as such a shock.

p0pc0rn41
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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Well my chipmunk drinks Irn Bru & cider out of a paper bag & he can take ten Glaswegians with two paws tied behind his back, & he pisses laser beams.

My chipmunk has a ten inch dick!
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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Mine only has a six inch dick......well he does now after having sixteen inches chopped off as it was stopping him climbing trees :-0)

Mine uses his as a lasso to help him climb trees :-0)
 

Rheumatoid

B.I.R.D Intellectual
I'm 6' 1".

And six times twelve, plus one equals what exactly?



Sometimes, it really is better to just keep quiet.

came to this a bit late but are you saying that your total length including dick is 73"? If so you have no dick but why is that a surprise to anyone given your gender :dunno:
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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came to this a bit late but are you saying that your total length including dick is 73"? If so you have no dick but why is that a surprise to anyone given your gender :dunno:

For fucks sake Rheumerz, I said "If you include me, he has a 73 inch dick too".

I expected a bit better from you! :bang:
 

Rheumatoid

B.I.R.D Intellectual
For fucks sake Rheumerz, I said "If you include me, he has a 73 inch dick too".

I expected a bit better from you! :bang:

sorry, couldn't be ar*ed to read the rest of the sh*t (not sure if swearing is allowed any more)

R.
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
No I didn't. He really does have a ten inch dick.

If you include me, he has a 73 inch dick too :-0)

chipmunk and you = 73, chipmunk has 10 so 73-10 = 63, 5 x 12 =60 plus 3 , so therefore you are 5ft 3

I'm 6' 1".

And six times twelve, plus one equals what exactly?

6 x12 =72 =1 = 73

Sometimes, it really is better to just keep quiet.

agreed that it is best that you keep quiet. keeping praying to yer gods.@tu*
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
forks look bent, angle doesnt follow from stanchions to lowers, changes under the bodywork.
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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chipmunk and you = 73, chipmunk has 10 so 73-10 = 63, 5 x 12 =60 plus 3 , so therefore you are 5ft 3



agreed that it is best that you keep quiet. keeping praying to yer gods.@tu*

"If you include me, he has a 73 inch dick too"

The "too" kind of gives it away a bit; "too", as in addition to the 10 inches he has in the first place

Like I said, better you had kept quiet.
 

Centaur

Site Pedant
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Oy Lumps

I thought you were buggering off instead of just buggering about

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can't seem to kick the habit eh?

This constitutes an invasion of privacy!b0x2
 
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