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Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by Cougar377, Sep 21, 2019.

  1. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    At feckin' last..! (y)(y)(y)
     
  2. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

    Took a while to realise what you’re on about, pointless egg chasing, be glad when it’s over.
     
  3. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Is it the same as normal i.e. Cannon fodder in the early stages followed by lots of chasing a wrong shaped ball by hairy men that can't run but get in the team as they went to the right school and weigh at least eighteen stone and then New Zealand win??

    :couch:
     
  4. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    In otherwords, far more entertaining than girly golf...which was invented as a form of poor man's croquet for fat bald middle aged men of the lower middle class, who aspire to be upper middle class, but went to the wrong school. :D
     
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  5. Minkey

    Minkey Ok it was me Club Sponsor

    Not even proper rugby :rolleyes:
     
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  6. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    So I'm watching the rugby....Ireland score what should be an own goal by touching the ball down behind their own try line to destroy attacking play and get rewarded by having possession twenty yards up the pitch?

    Marvellous.
     
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  7. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    And the last two minutes has been spent kicking the 'ball' out of play to rapturous applause from the drunken spectators.

    Genius.
     
  8. Malone

    Malone Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    Not to worry, 4th round of the PGA championship will be on shortly to watch (y)
     
  9. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Plus some decent Premier League football, a game played by athletes rather than brawn.
     
  10. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    And a Scotland player has just been taken off with what looks like a potentially career threatening injury from being flattened two yards away from the ball.
     
  11. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Deliberately middle class to keep the riff raff away.

    Normally a good display of nice cars in the car park.
     
  12. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    If that was fussball then it would've been a stubbed toe and you'd have seen him reapplying his hair gel as he was stretchered off. :rolleyes:
     
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  13. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    I have been trying to figure out what these rugby players remind me of when they are runnin and I have finally twigged it.....down here when elderly people cross the road in front of oncoming traffic they make all the body movements that make it look like they are moving quickly while in reality they are still going at a snails pace.

    The try Ireland just scored...Scotland player under a high ball, Ireland player jumps into him making no effort to play the ball, try follows. A terrific display of skill.
     
  14. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    Well done to Ireland and what a piss poor display from Scotland. Might as well have sent their mums out. :rolleyes:

    OK there were a few new faces in the team, but they played as if they'd only met yesterday. Time for Laidlaw to consider retiring from international rugby. Ali Price has a far greater sense of urgency about him.

    And where was young Hastings..? We needed another pair of fast legs to support Hogg and Maitland.
     
  15. Squag1

    Squag1 Can't remember.... Club Sponsor

    Dead right, dam haggis gobbler:p
     
  16. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Woo hoo the golf is on now...I can switch over:jump:
     
  17. Squag1

    Squag1 Can't remember.... Club Sponsor

    Golfers have tiny balls
     
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  18. ogr1

    ogr1 Sex Engineer Club Sponsor

    Football...A game of two halfs, jumpers for goalposts, half time oranges and more tea vicar.....

    More like...22 grown men, in shorts, kicking a bag of wind about and being paid extortionate amounts of money :rolleyes:
     
  19. sr71caspar

    sr71caspar B̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ Club Sponsor

    I'd pay good money to watch them kick Beaker about. :D
     
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  20. Squag1

    Squag1 Can't remember.... Club Sponsor

    You mean they have none:eek:
     
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