Pet hates

[RHINO]

Child abuse
Spouse abuse
Fundamentalism in all its forms
Racism (A word abused by human rights folk and brown nosed politicians)
Sexism (A word abused by the woman/man who CANNOT do the job)
Ageism (Abused by the 63yr old guy who did'nt get the job)
Snobs (People from darn sarf)
Political correctness (Brought in by scared employers & politicians)
Exploitation of workers (Brought in by smokers wanting fag breaks)
Human rights abuses (Continually abused by those who set it up initially)
Spam (Norvern steak)
Politicians (Spineless liars only looking out for themselves)
Accountants (Dick Turpin without the mask)
Lawyers (There to get the guilty off)
Salesmen (Dick Turpin without the mask but with stupid tie and patter)
Real estate agents (As above)
People that don't have an engineering degree calling themselves Engineers
Incompetant management (these too)
Incompetant workers (Poor folk being pushed by a fat lazy boss)
.........
Those round plastic pull things in tetra packs that detach themselves when you are dying of thirst
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If I have failed to offend anyone out there please PM me and I shall add you to the list :} :} :}

HUMAN RIGHTS knobbers are the ones who took the power from the cops with the backing of a spineless government making this country the shit hole it is today with kids wrecking everything and not giving a damn about anything or anybody....

 

[skippy]

HUMAN RIGHTS knobbers are the ones who took the power from the cops with the backing of a spineless government making this country the shit hole it is today with kids wrecking everything and not giving a damn about anything or anybody....

I know exactly what you mean m8
I can remember when Human Rights actually stood for something like the abolishion of slavery, torture, persecution because of religious or political beliefs, ethnic origins, sexual orientation etc but has now been hijacked by the bleeding heart liberals to pander to whims of any minority group with an axe to grind with the majority.

 

[mikew]

of course you could ....

SHOW DOGS IN TRANSIT signs in the back window of the car.... so what.... I'm not interested in their mangy mut in the boot... /QUOTE]

fit airhorns, ride up close and sound yer horn, especially if it's highly strung poodles in the car ......... then tend to crap themselves and bark fer ages! tis most entertaining watching the driver try to remain calm whilst bedlam is happening in the rear of the car .....



ask me how I know!

 

[Hornblower]

fit airhorns, ride up close and sound yer horn,
'kin starr your a man after my own heart

 

[mikew]

better results .....

... are guaranteed if you do the same behind someone with

"Show Cats in Transit"

in their window, they (the cats) tend to go all spikey and claws appear everywhere!

Cats, waste of fookin fur ..... :shooter:

 

[Wolfie]

lets use bobs, heard he has a bath which sprays jets up yer arse!!! :yo: :yo: :yo:

 

[bitontheside]

Skippy

I know exactly what you mean m8
I can remember when Human Rights actually stood for something like the abolishion of slavery

'Kin hell mate - how old are ya?

 

[derek kelly]

Wrong numbers at 3.o.clock in the f*cking morning, then ten seconds later the same person misdialling again

people congregating outside my house after a night out, and making a noise.

The way the wind always seems to blow all the crisp packets and debris into my garden.


The old guy who insists on mowing his lawn then dumping the grass cuttings in my paddock after being told about five times not to :bang:

rip off estated agents.

travel agents who tell you "yes your 70 year old mother in law will be fine here" only to find you are staying at the top of a massive hill known locally as cardiac hill.....(pity she didn't come)

 

[skippy]

I know exactly what you mean m8
I can remember when Human Rights actually stood for something like the abolishion of slavery

'Kin hell mate - how old are ya?

Old enough to know better apparantly...............







But young enough to do it again :}