Pet hates

[Punchy]

I'm lazy so I'll agree with all of them except Rhino's ginger muffs...quite like them..specially shaving them! :lick: :lick: :lick: :}

Hmmm getting worried about you Chuck...... wanting to shave Rhino's ginger muff.....

 

[Steve878]

Grrr

1. Builders who don't start work when they say they will
2. Solicitors - they are not worth their ridiculous fees
3. The BBC - who seem unable to show any films <50 years old
4. Lane Hogs
5. Dodderers - You would fail your L test for doing 30mph in a 60...
6. Lane hogs - Why?????
7. The great british summer - I am sat in the conservatory typing this, Its sunny and warm, and pissing down at the same time....
8. Human Resources - incapable of recruiting capable staff for their own dept
9. Lane Hogs - Get out of the feckin way

 

[Crozzers]

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Men on building sites who say " give us a smile love " as you walk past. :rant:

Why do they do that? I dont walk round with a permanent cheesy grin on my face do i?????????????????????????????????????????


Oh, and men who wolf whistle at you like a bloody dog. :shooter:

 

[Punchy]

5. Dodderers - You would fail your L test for doing 30mph in a 60...

Or worse still the mindless bastids who do 45mph in a 60 zone and continue at that speed when they run into a 30 limit and they all seem to live on Anglesey


:bang: :bang: :bang:

 

[ianrobbo1]

Men on building sites who say " give us a smile love " as you walk past. :rant:
Oh, and men who wolf whistle at you like a bloody dog. :shooter:

I rekon it could just be you Emma,!!! Ive never had men whistling at me on a building site,"or anywhere else for that matter thank god" its probably just a "girl" thing!!!
if you can will you let Bert know your secret, he would love the "attention"

 

[Wolfie]

"rude" boys (chavs) call them what you like
racists
snobs
perverts
rapists
stupid people who think they are clever
arseholes who think they know everything
loud mouth feckers (anyway)
people who want to know your business
people who want to be your friend and you have no feckin interest in them at all.

 

[RHINO]

Wolfie

:bow: I like the well thought out serious ish post......
I'm NOT racist, i'm attitude(ist) and against people who DO understand the rules yet use their ethnicity to bend them or altogether flout them..

I don't like people who 'DON't GIVE A F***'




Coz i DO!

 

[Crozzers]

Bert

I rekon it could just be you Emma,!!! Ive never had men whistling at me on a building site,"or anywhere else for that matter thank god" its probably just a "girl" thing!!!
if you can will you let Bert know your secret, he would love the "attention"

A good bra and self tan......................................... :beer:

 

[RHINO]

HA!

A good bra ......................................... :beer:

Made by CAMEL LAIRD

 

[derek kelly]

1) Snobs

2) Jealousy

3) The phrase "it's only cos I am black"..No it's cos you are an obnoxious twat

4) Vandals

5) Celery

6) people telling me I should have a low calorie spread instead of Lurpak

7) cold callers

8) Disabled people calling at my house playing the sympathy card to try to get me to buy an over priced bog brush, (wife falls for it every time)

9) That scruffy fat git on telly who says "have you had an accident in the last five years" or three years whatever as if you'd trust him to handle your money

10) My mother in law

 

[skippy]

?

Child abuse
Spouse abuse
Fundamentalism in all its forms
Racism
Sexism
Ageism
Snobs
Political correctness
Exploitation of workers
Human rights abuses
Spam
Politicians
Bleeding heart liberals
Accountants
Lawyers
Salesmen
Real estate agents
People that don't have an engineering degree calling themselves Engineers
Incompetant management
Incompetant workers
.........
Those round plastic pull things in tetra packs that detach themselves when you are dying of thirst
..........
If I have failed to offend anyone out there please PM me and I shall add you to the list :} :} :}

 

[Wolfie]

i forgot motorcyclists

skippy

you forgot hippies

 

[gypsy]

i forgot motorcyclists

skippy

you forgot hippies

old men with Mohican haircuts
Camper vans

 

[bitontheside]

Or worse still the mindless bastids who do 45mph in a 60 zone and continue at that speed when they run into a 30 limit and they all seem to live on Anglesey

We have definately driven on the same road, Punchy!


People who have Baby on board stickers and then do 40 in a 30 limit.
People who will not put seat belts on their kids.
people who will NOT indicate ( really pisses me off that one)
The t*** pot that tried to get in my garage the other night
People who own Blackbirds ( 'cos I'm jealous!)

 

[skippy]

i forgot motorcyclists

skippy

you forgot hippies

Oh yeah

Hippies
Rabid enviromentalists
Those that defile our enviroment
New age crystal toting feng shui spouting wierdos
...........
those aluminum ring pull thingies that detach themselves from cans when your starving to death
...........

Maybe not Hippies as I'm into the peace and love bollox as well :-:

 

[Wolfie]

The ones that do me in are the Guinness drinking smokers wearing Schuberth lids with standard canned Blackbird with smoked lenses and harrier take off screened fairings. Has been ex-hippies living in or near places starting with S and having first names near the beginning of the alphabet. the nearer the beginning the worse they are.

thought you was talking about me then , until you got the lid wrong and the cans.


or was that me just be parnoid????

 

[Punchy]

North Wales Plod who have posted signs around the region saying that 18 motorcyclists were killed last year. Looks as though they actually care about you when in fact they are using it as an excuse for pulling you cos your on a bike :rant:

What they dont say is that 14 people died in police custody last year..... and 1200 children passengers in cars were killed or seriously injured last year..

Talk about treble standards :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

 

[Wolfie]

You know I love you really.

that is what i am afraid of!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

 

[Wolfie]

you or me?????

 

[Wolfie]

if i was giving, i would split yer arse.

if you was giving , i would split yer lip.

which one you want :neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw: