Pet hates

[robbo25]

emma everything you said are mine also HOLIDAY MAKERS. especially old farts on scooters who ram you down chip pan alley in skeg, also the DINGLE family with 6 kids who take up all the pavement and dont move when you say excuse me.

 

[CbrDavE]

People who dazzle with fog lights on, front or rear, they dont need them, the last time there was a real fog was 1965!

People who use the second lane on motorways when not overtaking lane and never see the Q behind them.

 

[osprey03]

just been out for a meal, :lick:
and it was ruined by some bastard smoking as I was trying to eat, I wont go into the ensuing row, so yes, smoking is one, doddering twats trying to decide whether to go on the GREEN traffic light is another, bloody kids interrupting when your having a conversation, adverts on TV they think were all as stupid as they are, government ministers treating us all like bloody idiots, bloody doors and draws left half open/closed for me to walk into,
hypocrites, and people that fail to turn up when they assure you they will, knowing full well they have no intention of showing,
expect more, but I'm so angry at the moment I cant think straight, so Ill edit them in,
frigging road hog taxi drivers that think they have more right to the bit of road I'm on than I do,!!

Happy fecker ain't he !!

 

[ianrobbo1]

Happy fecker ain't he !!

I dont have "grey" hair or going bald though,!! :} :f

 

[derek kelly]

When my wife or kids bring the washing off the line and dump it on the dining table.

People who keep the local shopkeeper talking when you are trying to get served.

People who let their dogs shit in the park and don't clear it up.

shopkeepers who give you change for a fiver when you gave them a tenner and when you inform them say "Are you sure"

 

[derek kelly]

Women who leave the bog seat down.

 

[derek kelly]

When my eldest daughter visits and talks all the way through a film that I am watching, or says she wants to watch something else and talks all the way through that.

 

[frenchuk]

Oh, I forgot this one: women

 

[Hornblower]

SLUGS
Those great big black feckers with the orange line round where they touch the ground that leave lines of slime everywhere.

 

[Hornblower]

OTHER PEOPLES CATS
That shit in my garden.

 

[Hornblower]

OTHER PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN
When my cat shits in their garden

 

[derek kelly]

When my cat shits in their garden

My cats are clever when they have a shit they bury it.

 

[RHINO]

Hold tight

Here's my list..

1)Pikey's.......tinkers........gypo's (whatever) they're all theiving nomads.
2)Old people in sports/performance cars
3)People hogging the road and then flash/beep at you for passing.
4)VR6 Golfs :yo:
5)People who buy cats/dogs and let them roam so we all have to endure them.
6)Somalian refugees
7)Somalian refugees with 8 kids
8)Somalian refugees who drive 'Dutch registered' cars bought from a dodgy source and driven about with no docs and cannot speak ENGLISH when stoped
9)Scallies with BIG chains that look like gold that think they're GANGSTA's.
10)600cc sports bikes,,, don't ask why,, i just can't stick em
11)Flakey pastry
12)Worms / spiders
13)People on E-bay who sit dormant until 30 seconds remain then outbid you.
14)Jungle music
15)Ginger muffs
16)Hairs found in food uke:

 

[derek kelly]

Here's my list..


13)People on E-bay who sit dormant until 30 seconds remain then outbid you.


Guilty of that I'm afraid, only way to be certain of getting something that you want....but it does piss me off when I still get outbid

 

[chuck]

I'll have them all..nearly

I'm lazy so I'll agree with all of them except Rhino's ginger muffs...quite like them..specially shaving them! :lick: :lick: :lick: :}

 

[RHINO]

HAHAHAHAHA

I'm lazy so I'll agree with all of them except Rhino's ginger muffs...quite like them..specially shaving them! :lick: :lick: :lick: :}

WANTED! one new DRY keyboard thanks to CHUCK

 

[Nick Brett]

My list

1 Politicians
2 Work shy spongers who think its their right to have 10 kids with no means of supporting them.
3 No win No fee solicitors and the whole litigation society.
4 People who say 'like' 5 times in every sentence.
5 Ramblers
6 Political correctness
7 People that have 'Baby on board' on their rear window
8 People that give themselves a grand title ie: Insurance salesmen--- Financial advisor.
9 Shellfish
10 Old people that should have hung up their driving gloves years ago.

There thats better now.

 

[derek kelly]

Bonfire night

 

[derek kelly]

women who sunbathe topless and glare at you when you ogle their tits

 

[Punchy]

Bastids that wont move to the inside lane on motorways or dual carriageways even though theres no vehicles for miles especially the piss balling grockles that sit in the outside lane of the A55 when I'm trying to get home for my tea :bang:

Cheeky tw*ts who see the outside lane is closed on a two lane road and insist in driving down the outside and expect to be let in at the front of the queue. They wouldn't dare do it in the bank queue so why do they expect to get away with it on the road?

CHILD ON BOARD signs. What the hell is that for....?????

SHOW DOGS IN TRANSIT signs in the back window of the car.... so what.... I'm not interested in their mangy mut in the boot...

Smoking in cafes and restauraunts ... now that is the height of bad manners