New VFR

[Fat Bert]

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...And no - I won't be paying twelve grand for a heap of sh-hhhh..... :-0)

Whoa Whoa Whoa

































Sweet Child of Mine

You aint telling us you can't afford it - are you? d34ld34ld34l

 

[Dark Angel]

You aint telling us you can't afford it - are you?

Now, - David - I'm - writing - ve-ry - slow-ly - so - that - you - can keep - up.

What - I - wrote - was:

"And - no - I won't - be - paying - twelve - grand - for - a - heap - of - sh-hhhh..... "

Now put your feet up, take your hearing aid out and have a nap, dear. :k

 

[Fat Bert]

Excuse me - I'll have you know there is NOTHING wrong with mid-afternoon "Power Nap"

Keeps you looking young and fresh

You should try it sometime!! LOL

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8325579.stm

 

[Tinytim]

Nowt wrong with Power Naps at any time of day. Likewise I can't see owt wrong with the new VFR. Can't wait to see it in the "flesh" though., and that engine? Wow!

 

[Fat Bert]

Nowt wrong with Power Naps at any time of day. Likewise I can't see owt wrong with the new VFR. Can't wait to see it in the "flesh" though., and that engine? Wow!

What the fooks this thread got to do with you Tim?

It's limited to "Sponsors Only"

 

[Tinytim]

Q, Irritating coont

A. Fat Bert

Oops, sorry, wrong thread.:-0)

 

[Fat Bert]

I've already told you!!

Sponsors and worthwhile people only on this thread please

Thats why Durex Kelly hasn't posted ...............























































yet!!


:bang:

 

[Dark Angel]

Sponsors and worthwhile people only on this thread please

Being neither a sponsor, nor a "worthwhile people", I suppose this whole thread should be deleted. But before that little mission is completed - - why have you got a picture of Rhino in yer post?

:dunno:

 

[Dark Angel]

Ooh, look! Dual Clutch Transmission (DCT) means you can turn it into a 12K automatic (“sport mode”) super-scooter at the press of a button (no wonder Bertie wants one - NOW! ) – or you can use the (already described as “duff”) “standard drive mode” if you really want to ruin your day!

Of course, you’ll be wanting a picture or two to keep in your wallet… (sorry, there's no "optional" centre-stand on this one...)

Lovely, isn't it?

Take your pick!

And remember... ...Keep it CLEAN!!​

 

[Fat Bert]

Oooooooooo Eric !!

I want one even more now - decided I'm going to call mine "Cheryl"

She'll sit between my legs and thrill me all day long

 

[Dark Angel]

AND - you wanna be watchin' yer thumbs when yer tryin' ter turn the fooker around!

That handlebar looks 'orribly close to the tank, dunnit?

(and just 'cos I said "Tank" doesn't mean we want jibes about "Penis Pumps" appearin' on this thread!) Ta! :-0)​

 

[ericonblackbird]

Ooh, look! Dual Clutch Transmission (DCT) means you can turn it into a 12K automatic (?sport mode?) super-scooter at the press of a button (no wonder Bertie wants one - NOW! ) ? or you can use the (already described as ?duff?) ?standard drive mode? if you really want to ruin your day!

Of course, you?ll be wanting a picture or two to keep in your wallet? (sorry, there's no "optional" centre-stand on this one...)

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Lovely, isn't it?​

Take your pick!​

And remember... ...Keep it CLEAN!!​

Have these been photoshopped?
Two questions that need answering;
1. Like a camels hump, does the tank go all floppy as the fuel load drops?
2. What goes on with the rear shaft drive/hub? From that angle it looks to be the first bit to touch down!

 

[Murt]

Is that bloke in the photo's new to riding?
From the chicken strips on that (ugly) bike it looks like he was motorway riding the whole test ride.

And yes.. I agree EricOBB.. That lump looks to be farther out than anything else

Murt.

 

[Fat Bert]

Thast why it appears to have a black plastic guard on the bottom

Bit like the Beemers now have plastic guards fitted as standard on the bottom of each cyclinder hear

What it needs is some Shrooms




















Head down - incoming!!!

 

[Fat Bert]

Is that bloke in the photo's new to riding?
From the chicken strips on that (ugly) bike it looks like he was motorway riding the whole test ride.

.....

Murt.

When did you do the test ride then Murt?

Is that water I can see underneath the engine??????

 

[Murt]

Ouch.. (again)..

No, It's not where someone poured water in the fairing. . . It's actually a leak from all those pipes!

And boy will it be expensive to have it looked at brok3

Murt.

 

[Murt]

Another test ride review..

Better this time HERE

Still don't like the looks myself bl4hbl4h

Murt.

 

[bishbosh]

Only ride it on smooth roads, cause if you're leant over there is a good chance you'll smack the collector box from looking at one of the photos.

 

[Dark Angel]

Have these been photoshopped?
Two questions that need answering;
1. Like a camels hump, does the tank go all floppy as the fuel load drops?
2. What goes on with the rear shaft drive/hub? From that angle it looks to be the first bit to touch down!

No trickery needed; the pictures of the dog (or camel) came straight from the horse's mouth (when it was sick!) :-0)

 

[Samster]

Quick Review by Forsythe (who incidentally test rode my Barge for MCN years back)

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle...first-riding-impressions/8565.html?source=bug[271009]news