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New VFR

Fat Bert

Registered User
No trickery needed; the pictures of the dog (or camel) came straight from the horse's mouth (when it was sick!) :-0)


No - No - No - No - Eric FFS

We start with Cheryl

Now were onto Camel Toes

Gimme a break


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Tinytim

Registered User
Eric will tell you - he's better "qualified" than me :cry::cry::cry:

Don't they treat wood like that in an oven or vacuum sort of thang?

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Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
Quick Review by Forsythe (who incidentally test rode my Barge for MCN years back)
Some of the very short comments speak volumes, Sam. Even the bloke who wrote the piece probably didn't realise that his own observations were giving the game away!

"I think it was pretty brave of Honda to launch a big old sports touring bike on a race track.." :-:

This is the pride of Honda's fleet, fer chrissake!! :dunno:

"Outsider" comments on the automatic bike seem just as damning:

DSG (from VAG) is a remarkable gearbox too. Have you ever driven one?
After the first week of happy flapping most people get bored just stick it in auto and turn up the stereo.

I really hope motorcyclists are less apathetic. Isnt mechanical machine control what its all about - isnt motorcycling the purest form of man and machine working in harmony? Doesnt a little bit of work make it all worthwhile...and FUN?

Personally I used to get enjoyment from deciding when to close the choke, with EFI even that bit of choice has been taken away from me. Im not to be trusted.

Is this really what its come too?

If you are doing loads of miles a day on a Goldwing (which is a car anyway) I guess this kinda makes sense, on anything else it should be banned - IMHO!

Posted: Today 17:40

Tim Perry

So, just like last years FJR, then?

Tim

Posted: Today 18:11


...'Nuff said? p0pc0rn41
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
Don't they treat wood like that in an oven or vacuum sort of thang? Bit like a fookin Penis Pump.

I fookin' warned y'about mentionin' penis pumps on 'ere! :rant:


...Now fookin' leave it ou......


...DOH-HHHH!!! :bang:
 
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bishbosh

Guest
For Fucks Sake ..........

What other kinds of roads are there?

Lumpy Tarmac???

Muppet comment :wank:

You must work for the council on 'what constitutes a pothole' department; the phrase 'grow up' springs to mind.

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Fat Bert

Registered User
You must work for the council on 'what constitutes a pothole' department; the phrase 'grow up' springs to mind.

:lol:

Presumptive twat

Living in West Wales - I aint seen a pothole for over 3 years now

We have SMA to worry about :-0)















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bishbosh

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Presumptive twat

Living in West Wales - I aint seen a pothole for over 3 years now

We have SMA to worry about :-0)

:wank::wank:


There you go again with the hand signals, on a separate thread that's almost advice.

Glad the roads a nice out there in Retireshire, apart as you say from SMA, but at your pace you hardly going to induce a melt slide. ;-0))
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
...23 positives and 48 negatives, according to the poll.

...I reckon the only real positive is that you won't have to queue up to pay ?12000 for a VFR! :-0)
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Hey Bert - cast your mind back seven or eight years, remember when we posted on here that there DEFINITELY never ever would be a new SuperBlackie?

No fooker believed us and they've all been hangin' out for it

Viffa12 will be a milestone in biking, canna wait to have a wee blast on one, looks fantastic
 

mal 97

Registered User
this will put the cat amongst the birdies

just got off the phone to a friend of mine who used to be very high up in honda, he went to goodwood for a black jacket do at the weekend on his 1050 sprint st which he loves. four top japanese were over from honda with whome he is still on first name terms with and they said, what are you riding, he told them and they said we must really get you back on a honda, how about we get you one of these vfr 1200 sent over and he basically told them no thanks why would i want to ride that its too ugly, too heavy and why would anyone want to spend that kind of money on a vfr when the price opens them up to just about any mainstream bike on the market. he turned them down flat on a free bike and would rather ride his sprint!!
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Hey Bert - cast your mind back seven or eight years, remember when we posted on here that there DEFINITELY never ever would be a new SuperBlackie?

No fooker believed us and they've all been hangin' out for it

Viffa12 will be a milestone in biking, canna wait to have a wee blast on one, looks fantastic


Correct - thats why the VFR1200 AINT the new Blackie

Anyway - I'm bored with this thread now .......

I'll bookmark it and remind the "gathered muppetry" of these remarks when you're all beating on abut how good the Viffer is

I hear that a certain member on here is looking forward to buying one AND keeping his Bird

Fook Knows why but THAT will be the true acid-test

Enjoyed the banter Eric :)
 
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