MONZA IN MAY

[Supabird1100]

Let Me Enlighten You Reef ....

Originally posted by reefer
errr excuse me french...but what the fooks a "porker turbo":dunno:

Porker Turbo....... Porsche Turbo !!!!!:} :}

 

[D.S.]

As usual and with no thanks to the Gay Lord

this thread has digressed from the original subject, so as I'm going away for a few days, here is your opportunity to demonstrate your moderating skills Berty and get this thread back on course. Oh, Happy Birthday Bert BTW :beer: Not too many Babychams now

 

[Supabird1100]

It Makes A Change Though Joe......

Normally the threads digress into a 1) colour debate or 2) 'let's have a pop at Fat Bert' !!!!

At least this one has moved from a ride-out to Monza .......to cars and our parents mode of transport !!!!:}

 

[XXscraper]

Fink it might be...

...a Porche reefer me ol mucker.


Oh bugger, i didnt see this page b4 i replied....that'll learn me :violin:

 

[reefer]

yeah cheers scrapper but your a few days behind the others :f :} :}

 

[XXscraper]

Yeah, whatever.....

 

[fat bert]

9 days and ~~

counting LOL

 

[XXscraper]

and counting what....lol

hope you northern boys find 3rd 4th 5th and 6th buy then...:}

Shouldnt laugh, nearly ended up the third passenger in a 2 seater on Monday fookin kit car (shit car) blew up in front of me and stopped dead no brake lights nofink locked the front end up, smoked bike went sideways, let off just b4 impact and swerved round it narrowly missing an oncoming car......fook me readers..shat meself i did....no road tax either, got it today though :beer:

maybe shouldnt do Lord Derby, might trash me bike b4 Monza and dont wanna do that.....no

 

[reefer]

yeah its a fooker that road tax init

took mine off the bike while doing some servicing on it and forgot to put it back on before i took it for a quick test ride round the block..fooking bike was all over the gaff..nearly came off several times, had smoke coming form the front and rear tyres
and nearly went into the back of a double decker bus!!
what id like to know is what the fook was the bus doing driving at 30 down the bus lane:dunno:
quickly came back home refittied the tax disc..and hey pretso handling like a rocket again!
just goes to show you how important road tax is:f

 

[XXscraper]

Interesting effect

Is your tax in some sort of huge spoiler on the back of ya bike then reef, cos my handled just fine without road tax (infact makes me quicker to get away from traffic wardens and rossers)

You heard of SORN reef, cos it makes it quite difficult to deny using your bike when its found 10 mile away involved in an accident

Anyway pi$$ off back to your Jerez thread ya fooker :f

 

[XXscraper]

Just

one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go


Oh did i say one week to go

Yes i fink so!

one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go one week to go

When do we go? one week to go !

Derby, Milton Keynes, Cambridge, Dover, Ferry, Calais 400 mile of Farnce, Juicer then Bed......zzzzzzz Wake up ohh me head, never mind i'm on holiday - fook yeah. :beer:

 

[fat bert]

4 days to go~~

and it's approx 40 miles from Calais to the first hotel XX - ya daft twat!!

Take more Valium!!

 

[XXscraper]

Who...

....you calling a daft twat you daft twat, we go on the Thursday 15th which is a week away silly.

40 miles, is that the best we can do, infact are we going on the same trip :h

 

[Doc Savage]

Steady on Bert

:cry: Don't give the game away. Say to much and He will cotton on that we gave him the wrong dates delibrately.

Not long now yipee!

 

[XXscraper]

And..

... i gave you the same dates too, never mind, we will have more fun without 'em :f

Anyway 2 bikes Doc what doing on 'ere, suprised your account hasn't been disabled due to distinct inactivity :m

PS how are the 2 bitches that live you?

 

[Doc Savage]

Listen to Bert about the Valium

See you when we get back on the 18th.:f

 

[XXscraper]

Think i prefer it ...

...when you're off the forum so bugga off ya fat git :} and go catch some more air :m

 

[Doc Savage]

OK

STROKER!:f

 

[petrosc]

The app

is now ready.....for the MONZA outing...
First service complete and 12000rpm can be used.....

6 DAYS

HEE HEE HEE

 

[Cyclops]

6 days to go

the Birds downpipes are fooked:B

The seat cowls fooked

Hope the new ones turn up or its off to Monza on the Ducati:}


All Fat Berts fault wants to keep his eyes open:f