MONZA IN MAY

[reefer]

you can just see the post when they get back cant you..fat bert causes havoc
insurance claims rocket
on the news that night..gaffa tapes running short people panic buying
curfews placed on roads etc

 

[petrosc]

Joeboy~~~~

Make sure you're at bloody home that day cause

we are coming around for a pit stop....bacon sannies...coffee...

piss (all over you) and carry on............:} :} :}

 

[XXscraper]

Good idea

Petrosc but he would probably have eaten all the bacon sarnies b4 we got there - have you seen the size of him - we could have a cuppa tea mind

 

[petrosc]

XXscraper

Is he big???

With a healthy apetite?

Could I be making money selling kebas to him?

please answer the questions above....

Need to get him as big as this one

 

[D.S.]

Mincers - got MCN this week?

Well when you've scraped togther ya loose change, you'll note a pull out supplement called ride Europe. Funny enough no mention of Monza or Lloret del fookin Mar in it however it recommends 3 (repeat three) of the routes we're taking and one of the recommended rides is less than 15 mins from where we are staying in Spain :f. I 'spose MCN may not have discovered the delights of that well know biking capital of Spain "Lloret del Mar", but I some how doubt it :}

BTW, you're all welcome round mine for a cuppa & a bacon sarnie anytime.

Pete, I'm sure your Keebabs are the finest, so I'll trade ya a bacon sarnie for a large Shish with all the salads please. Not sure if you're realy in the fast food industry, but one of my best clients owns a small chain of Keebab shops here in Surrey and let's just say they ain't short of a few quid. Last year, I advised 'em to go buy some new vehicles for the business 'cos they were making too much money. So several weeks later I receive an invoice for two (yes, two) Porche 911's. No shit. They expected me to convince the tax man that they were using the 911's as delivery vehicles on the basis that the keebabs would arrive at the customers home without going cold!

 

[petrosc]

Joeboy~~~~


That is funny......LOL

A mate of mine, where I live had a kebab shop now he owns 4 altogether...Plenty of money mate....Hes just bought a restaurant in Cyprus as well.

I wish I was in the trade....Just wish..

 

[XXscraper]

2 weeks today

HO FOOKIN RAY

 

[petrosc]

Yeh

:yo: TWO WEEKS:-:

 

[Cyclops]

Yeah 2 weeks

err 2 weeks to what ???????


BY the way Joeboy is your client deslesxic or are the Porches double glazed You will really have trouble convinceing the taxman that they are delivering fast food in them:f

 

[D.S.]

Cyclops

Did ya honestly think I'd even attempt to convince the tax man You clearly have no exposure to tax men :t you luck sod :}

 

[Cyclops]

Oh sweet irony

is lost on the undeserving


Clue:





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Porche; A mainly glass building normally attached to a house.


Porsche; A car made in Stuttgart Germany


Hope that helps:dunno:


You would have no fooken chance fooling the taxman with a Porche.

 

[D.S.]

Er.....................

The irony was lost 'cos up north ya clearly pronounce Porche and Porch in the same way (doh!) :dunno:
Everyone knows (well, us sotherners know) that the correct pronounciation of Porche is infact Porsha.
Elecution lessons to go with ya defensive riding course perhaps Cyclops :dunno: :}

 

[Cyclops]

Dont be supid Joeboy

cos as far as I know this is a text based forum so if you ment Porscha ( a charector in a Shakespeare play ) you should pherhaps have spelt it that way.:t


And the correct way of Pronouning Porsche is Porsche.

And before you start you southern tarts pronounce most words incorrectly ( due to inbreeding no doubt ).

I have had so far 9 Porsches and belong to the Porsche club of GB.

I dont drive a Porscha or belong to the GB Porscha club, and the bloke who designed the car was not Ferdinand Porcsha.

So na na na na nah :f

Please dont take offence ( by the way thats not a thing that goe`s around a garden ) at this post

And you`d ride defensivly if Fat Bert was behind you.

 

[D.S.]

Please dont take offence ( by the way thats not a thing that goe`s around a garden )

very good, I like that.

Sorry to disappoint ya Cyclops, but "Porsh-a's" do nothing for me. Car's are simply a necessity to me and if our climate was better I wouldn't even have one.

Watch out, there's a rear admiral about :}

 

[fat bert]

Joy Boy

I'm watching you!!

Check out my avatar!!

LOL

Cyclops is indeed in love with his Porhc....Porshc...Porrshhc...CAGE

His last one was a 911-Turbo that I had the enjoyment of having a ride in.

When that Turbo kicked in [rear engine jobbie] is went like phook!

Cue Cyclops........................:} :} :}

 

[D.S.]

I'm watching you!!

better behave then; N O T :}

No offense Cyclops, didn't realise you were a Porche fan. But in all honesty I don't like any cars. Strange I know, but my entire family are bike mad, so it was always gonna be this way :dunno:
Me dads 72 now and still rides a Fazer thou :-:

 

[Wolfie]

agree joe all cars are gay.:neenaw: :m :f

christ man say what you mean for a change!!

 

[Cyclops]

No offense taked Joeboy

got to have a car as the wife kid and 2 Staffies dont fit on me bike.:B

And come to think of it me diving gear dont either !

Still have the best of both worlds

Porker turbo for going fast
Rover turbo estate for lumping things around
Blackbird for errr going fast
Ducati for going nearly as fast but better round corners

Only downside is having to watch out for Fat Bert ( The pink Tart )
running into the back of me.:B


PS me Mothers 72 and a bit of an embarrisment as she rides a fooken Hardly Davidson DOH !!!!!!!!!

 

[Supabird1100]

Re: No offense taked Joeboy

Originally posted by Cyclops


PS me Mothers 72 and a bit of an embarrisment as she rides a fooken Hardly Davidson DOH !!!!!!!!! [/B]

Pure class Cyclops....Pure class !!!!!:} :}

 

[reefer]

errr excuse me french...but what the fooks a "porker turbo":dunno: