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[MAcBETH]

Cheers TT@tu*

 

[Tinytim]

latest from 'is missus last night , been a bit of a major hurdle overcome over the last couple of days and she sounds ( in her text anyrode) much more positive. Lookin better for the whinging twat eh.

Not wanting to rub it in, but what a fookin Summer for riding it's been. p0pc0rn41

Pull ya finger owt Phil cos the fekkin riding season will be seriously compromised soon. :wank:

 

[MAcBETH]

Get out of bed now Phil ya lazy ladyparts you have milked it loooonnnnng enough now.@tu*

 

[Murt]

Thanks TT.
How many bed baths can a man put up with?

Any excuse eh..

C'mon now, get a grip and go home.

Murt.

 

[ianrobbo1]

As above, wake up and get up now, or you wont sleep tonight!! :-0)

 

[Tinytim]

Fook is he spinning this out or what

News from Phil's missus tonight, he's now out of ITU, starting to mobilise with a Red Zimmer, bruised and battered he is. When he's improved a lot he'll be allowed (under strict supervision) a go on a Beige Zimmer.

:violin:

 

[ianrobbo1]

About time the lazy fooker!! @tu*

Cheers Tim, tell his missus to drag his arse home and get him doing some housework!! laying about for weeks on end!! :wank:


Glad he's pulled through!!:bow:

 

[MAcBETH]

Thank Fook For That

Cheers for the update TT @tu*fooking fan tarter news.

Some power nap that. After that much kip Phil should be running round the 3 peaks in no time.@tu*

 

[Murt]

All this drama!
And just for a penis extension.

Glad you are up and about, keep up the good work and get posting soon
.

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Some piccies of the nurses would be good p0pc0rn41

Murt

 

[americanexpress]

Great news for all his family, I bet they can't wait until he graduates to the silver Zimmer!!

 

[Dark Angel]

All this drama! And just for a penis extension.

Some piccies of the nurses would be good p0pc0rn41

Murt

Fer gawds sake ? gedda life, Steve! :rant:

The nurses are there to assist the healing process ? not to feed your pathetic fantasies.

Just ignore the Murt?s selfish and self-serving request Phil ? you stay focused on getting better. @tu*


Oh, by the way? ?Nearly forgot?

?My old mate Denise from the Mek-ya-Willy-bigger department sends her best wishes for a speedy recovery?

?Don?t look for too long or yerl end up wi? stretch marks? ​

 

[ScubaDiver]

Glad you are on the mend Phil
Now get up your bike need's a Run
All the best mate...






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[Tinytim]

Any more news please?

Phil's missus has been logged on a number of times but no response, unless it's Phil himself and he's fekked and can't type, although it might just be his missus, Liz, who is just fekkin useless at posting. :wank:
I don't like to keep pestering her about his progress as his recovery is going to be a long job. I will give her a bell later today though as it's about fekkin time we heard summat.@tu*

 

[Tinytim]

Managed to get some news off Mrs 163Phil last weekend. ( My bad for not posting earlier, kept forgetting)

She says Phil is on the road to recovery, is doing very well and no he hasn't got any Bird tackle I can have cheap.

Having physio ( didn't mention tit size sorry) and is progressing very well, but it is going to be a long road to recovery.

Dunno if Phil is a Sponsor, but she says feel free to post him any messages as he will get them.

I'll now leave it to them to get in touch here as and when he's fit enough.

As a last note all I can say is what a fekkin malingerer sponging off our taxes. Fekks sakes, I had a rose thorn embedded in my thumb all of last week and did I make a song and dance about it? Did I fekk as like.

:wank:


:-0)

 

[Artemis]

Phil, the doctors say if you're not up and about soon, they know how to sort you out. They're gonna wire your bed to the mains 8rfl@

 

[163phil]

I'm Home!

Well, they have finally let me go home after a total of 10.5 weeks in hospital! I'm making good, if slow progress, and the main thing is that after contracting a severe UTI which put me back in HDU for three days and threatened the kidney, everything has settled down and the kidney is saved:yo:

I'm already off the Zimmer frame (I didn't even get a chance to paint it a go-faster red!) and wobbling around on crutches, but getting stronger each day. It's bloody good to be able to move again having got rid of 15.5 litres of fluid!! I've a lot of body-mass and strength to get back - I had quite a shock when I went into the garage and couldn't even pull the clutch in on the bike

Still, it's great to be home, and thanks everyone for all the good wishes, I'll be able to post again. (Tim, you're right, Liz is crap at posting!).@tu*

 

[ianrobbo1]

About time too you skiver!! :-0) glad your getting better, @tu*

 

[ScubaDiver]

Clad you O.K Phil
You can clean the bike till you can ride it...

 

[Dark Angel]

.. I had quite a shock when I went into the garage and couldn't even pull the clutch in on the bike

..Hmmm?

?There?s a specific exercise you can do that should improve your hand strength?

? Fast ?n? full recovery guaranteed? :-:

?Just don?t let the missus catch ya?! ​

 

[Barrie]

Managed to get some news off Mrs 163Phil last weekend. ( My bad for not posting earlier, kept forgetting)

She says Phil is on the road to recovery, is doing very well and no he hasn't got any Bird tackle I can have cheap.

Having physio ( didn't mention tit size sorry) and is progressing very well, but it is going to be a long road to recovery.

Dunno if Phil is a Sponsor, but she says feel free to post him any messages as he will get them.

I'll now leave it to them to get in touch here as and when he's fit enough.

As a last note all I can say is what a fekkin malingerer sponging off our taxes. Fekks sakes, I had a rose thorn embedded in my thumb all of last week and did I make a song and dance about it? Did I fekk as like.

:wank:


:-0)

Even a rose thorn isn't such a prick as you Tim. ;-0))