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163phil

Registered User
Still no news. Still in the QE waiting for a bed at Walsgrave :)-(

Bored bored bored:bang:

I'll let you know when I get a date for the op @tu*
 

Tinytim

Registered User
Still no news. Still in the QE waiting for a bed at Walsgrave :)-(

Bored bored bored:bang:

I'll let you know when I get a date for the op @tu*

Worse time for a man with your condition is waiting. Ya wait and get bored and ya heart thinks it aint needed . Coupled with ya condition it just decides to go bang! ...and that's it, curtains.

Can you get any more buffs quick?

p0pc0rn41
 

silverfox.xx

quocunque jeceris stabit
Start taking photos with your phone... post on here.. then we can get bored too.@tu*
Well, from Friday for 2 weeks.... :}
 

AV8TOR

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Still no news. Still in the QE waiting for a bed at Walsgrave :)-(

Bored bored bored:bang:

I'll let you know when I get a date for the op @tu*

OK Phil let's try to help with your boredom, I spy with my little eye something beginning with "s" ?
 

163phil

Registered User
Worse time for a man with your condition is waiting. Ya wait and get bored and ya heart thinks it aint needed . Coupled with ya condition it just decides to go bang! ...and that's it, curtains.
:wank:8rfl@8rfl@

Well, things have improved a tiny bit today - Liz has brought me her laptop & a 3g dongle, so at least I can see the feckin screen and get proper tinterweb connection, not to mention being able to type on a proper keypad rather than the poxy pinhead buttons on the phone. Sadly, I can also watch the telly too. It all helps to pass the time.:bang:

Still waiting for a bed, but they're chasing it and I am really hoping they'll operate next week. (I've been in nearly four weeks now, with a brief escape a couple of weekends ago)

Neil, something beginning with "s"?... Shit. It's what I do to myself when I think about what's coming:-0)
 

Tinytim

Registered User
:wank:8rfl@8rfl@

Well, things have improved a tiny bit today - Liz has brought me her laptop & a 3g dongle, so at least I can see the feckin screen and get proper tinterweb connection, not to mention being able to type on a proper keypad rather than the poxy pinhead buttons on the phone. Sadly, I can also watch the telly too. It all helps to pass the time.:bang:

Still waiting for a bed, but they're chasing it and I am really hoping they'll operate next week. (I've been in nearly four weeks now, with a brief escape a couple of weekends ago)

Neil, something beginning with "s"?... Shit. It's what I do to myself when I think about what's coming:-0)

Tha'll be reet. @tu*
 

4_4_2

Registered User
chin up Phil, sure you will soon be on the way to recovering........
 

163phil

Registered User
I've got a bed at Walsgrave!

Now I'm really crapping myself! :eek::eek::eek:

But at least it means I'll be in the right hospital, and surgery is imminent. (Next Tuesday is his next operating day - so I hope to be done next week). Just waiting for transport now.


Come on Timmy, cheer us up you old :wank::-0)
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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Come on Timmy, cheer us up you old :wank::-0)

His period's just finished, you'll have to wait til the third week of August when he next puts the cones out :-0)

Good luck with the ops.
 

Tinytim

Registered User
Now I'm really crapping myself! :eek::eek::eek:

But at least it means I'll be in the right hospital, and surgery is imminent. (Next Tuesday is his next operating day - so I hope to be done next week). Just waiting for transport now.


Come on Timmy, cheer us up you old :wank::-0)

Nowt to say phil other than if ya get chance take some pics of any nurses with big tits and post them up post op eh?

Good luck matey, we'll be sat here waiting for the pics so don't be fekkin long. (Unless the op goes pear-shaped of course )

@tu*

Pow-Lo. To be called a prize c.unt by you is indeed praise from Caesar. I 'ang yaw :yo:
 

163phil

Registered User
I've got a date!

...Not with a nurse with big tits:xm but for the operation.

Next Tuesday 13th (and no, I'm not superstitious (touch wood)). I saw the surgeon on Friday, who said when he could operate, and admitted that the aortic pig's valve I had three years ago came from a faulty batch, and that they had stopped using that particular type of valve. I shall be having another tissue valve (pericardial this time), as I really don't want the complications of warfarin on top of the prednisolone I have to take for the kidney. Just for good measure I'll be having a quadruple bypass as opposed to the triple I was expecting:eek:

I was dead chuffed when he said I could have weekend leave, so I'm writing this from home:yo: I shall be going back in at lunchtime.

Walsgrave is still as grim as I remembered - there's a very poor, intermittent mobile signal from by the window, the patient wifi doesn't work, the food's pretty poor etc., so communication is practically impossible unless you pay the exorbitant bedside entertainment fees. But on the bright side at least the nurses wear dresses:lick:
 

Jaws

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Sounds like it is all good news for you Phil ( apart from the lack of a nurse with big knockers that is ! )

Makes me wonder... How could they get a duff batch of pigs valves ? Duff pigs ?????
 

163phil

Registered User
Sounds like it is all good news for you Phil ( apart from the lack of a nurse with big knockers that is ! )

Makes me wonder... How could they get a duff batch of pigs valves ? Duff pigs ?????
Believe it or not, they're manufactured from pig's heart valve tissue.
 

mickeystitch

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er good luck on finding the nurse with big knockers eerrrrr errrr I mean for the op @tu*
 

Jono

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Good luck fella, waiting to here the report on how it all went @tu*
 

Tinytim

Registered User
Ya still here Phil? Phil..PHIIIIIIIL.

I know you'll post up if things go OK, but how will we know if you croak it?

:eek:

Only asking like.


;-0))
 
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