Great Britain

[karlos2000]

w08th

I know, I know, poor show. I only have a grainy pic of the jodhpur wearing bird, and that's whilst she's riding a horse only. This was all pre-1983, I had a Kodak instamatic back then, not exactly ideal.
The policewoman was a mates ex-girlfriend who I met at a party. I lied to her and said I had a wine cellar, she lied to me and said she was a musseuse, touche. She picked me up on a couple of dates and let me drive her car (Escort MK2) even though I didn't even have a licence (typical copper). She accepted my request to have a shag whilst she was "in uniform", at one point I wore the hat, too funny at the time (hey, I was 19). The American was a fellow hitch hiker. I hiked to Stratford upon Avon, she was staying at a hostel. I had a tent = easy peazy. The 40+ bird was a real challenge. 40+ birds, contrary to popular belief do NOT want to sleep with teenagers. Finally found a bird whos husband was an oil rig worker. She spending six weeks alone, and add a few beers and a compelling argument = result. She went like a sewing machine.
The lecturer was quite easy. I met her when I was 18, she was a 2nd year 'conservation' lecturer. We'd had a few flirts for 3 years, and in the final year we got frisky in the graphic teams dark room.

Ahhhhhhh youth, what fun. @tu*

 

[Rheumatoid]

I know, I know, poor show. I only have a grainy pic of the jodhpur wearing bird, and that's whilst she's riding a horse only. This was all pre-1983, I had a Kodak instamatic back then, not exactly ideal.
The policewoman was a mates ex-girlfriend who I met at a party. I lied to her and said I had a wine cellar, she lied to me and said she was a musseuse, touche. She picked me up on a couple of dates and let me drive her car (Escort MK2) even though I didn't even have a licence (typical copper). She accepted my request to have a shag whilst she was "in uniform", at one point I wore the hat, too funny at the time (hey, I was 19). The American was a fellow hitch hiker. I hiked to Stratford upon Avon, she was staying at a hostel. I had a tent = easy peazy. The 40+ bird was a real challenge. 40+ birds, contrary to popular belief do NOT want to sleep with teenagers. Finally found a bird whos husband was an oil rig worker. She spending six weeks alone, and add a few beers and a compelling argument = result. She went like a sewing machine.
The lecturer was quite easy. I met her when I was 18, she was a 2nd year 'conservation' lecturer. We'd had a few flirts for 3 years, and in the final year we got frisky in the graphic teams dark room.

Ahhhhhhh youth, what fun. @tu*

sorry, have I missed something? What did you do with them?

R.

 

[karlos2000]

sorry, have I missed something? What did you do with them?

R.

errmmm, I took them out for sausage & chips ....... scraps, pickled egg, red sauce, bread roll, can of Fanta .... yum :lick:

 

[Rheumatoid]

errmmm, I took them out for sausage & chips ....... scraps, pickled egg, red sauce, bread roll, can of Fanta .... yum :lick:

You dirty bugger

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[derek kelly]

Had the list done and dusted 5 weeks before my 20th birthday.

I met her when I was 18, she was a 2nd year 'conservation' lecturer. We'd had a few flirts for 3 years, and in the final year we got frisky

You weren't studying Maths then :-0)

 

[karlos2000]

You weren't studying Maths then :-0)

no, art college, I would have met her aged 17.

as was previously reported, "I went to art college and all I got was this fucking attitude".

I'd like to come clean on the Fanta comment, I never tasted it until 1999.

 

[Wolfie]

Naw, them's Aberdeen colours. gotta be R/W/B....

now if yer talking football, then it has to be the green and white. we do have a ger fan in the family but we try not to talk to him too much.

made in china says so on the bottom ??? nope says isle of wight on my map.

camera on? another jock name.

portsmouth?? so your a gay jock who dont mind others knowing well done for leaving the closet@tu*

karlos were the ladies in question ginger perchance??

 

[karlos2000]

karlos were the ladies in question ginger perchance??

The stable girl and the American. Am I that predictable? <sigh>

 

[Cougar377]

now if yer talking football, then it has to be the green and white. we do have a ger fan in the family but we try not to talk to him too much.

Shite, not another fenian bastid....:shooter:

made in china says so on the bottom ??? nope says isle of wight on my map.

camera on? another jock name.

portsmouth?? so your a gay jock who dont mind others knowing well done for leaving the closet@tu*

All the nice boys love a sailor....man8um Ask lumpy...

karlos were the ladies in question ginger perchance??

Nothin like a bit of ginge-minge....like marmalade only you're picking bits out of your teeth for much longer...:-0)

 

[DLN1965]

who was it who put the 'GREAT' in Great Britain ??

and who was it up put the 'tree' in COUNTRY ?

:dunno:

 

[Wolfie]

Shite, not another fenian bastid....

nah i am english

Tiocfaidh ?r L?!!

 

[Cougar377]

Shite, not another fenian bastid....

nah i am english

Tiocfaidh ?r L?!!

It's been and gone - it was when Henry V was on the throne. Been pretty crap for you lot ever since.

Half my family are Rat Catchers & the other half's Proddie. Every Hogmanay there's more sectarian violence than Belfast on a saturday night...b0x2

 

[jono49]

It's been and gone - it was when Henry V was on the throne. Been pretty crap for you lot ever since.

Half my family are Rat Catchers & the other half's Proddie. Every Hogmanay there's more sectarian violence than Belfast on a saturday night...b0x2

I've got the scenario in my head.......Fookin priceless 8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@

 

[Cougar377]

I've got the scenario in my head.......Fookin priceless 8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@

One of the reasons I stopped off in England after getting demobbed.

I bet your gran hasn't elbowed you in the jewels with the comment "and that's for the Boyne, billyboy..!!"

Used to be a yearly Hogmanay ritual until I stopped going home in uniform and started watering down her whisky.... :-0)