Known as "flag Mike" in the Royal Navy used when there was a Medical emergency if memory serves.
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Known as "flag Mike" in the Royal Navy used when there was a Medical emergency if memory serves.
English by birth and proud of her.
sorry just read you are a jock that explains it.
Yep. "Keeping the english on their toes since the 13th century"...8rfl@
By the way it aint all true you know some people apart from the jocks like them as well. Now Now run along and get me some more oil whilst me and my country support you in everything you do,
Daft sod it ain't your oil or ours. It's the yanks....
And your country (and your right to talk borrox) is being supported by a disproportionate number of Scots, Welsh and Irish service personnel. There are less english lads (and lassies) per head of population currently serving than the other three parts of GB. Recruitment is up in three of the four parts of Britain...care to hazard a guess which one's not providing as many "warriors"....p0pc0rn41
tell you what, lets get all the jocks out of the english government, stop sending them millions and millions of english pounds a year to help their little government, bring our oil into an english port so theirs dry up.
So if you were to "get all the jocks out of the British Armed Forces", along with Welsh and Irish...you'd be pretty f*cked if the Argies came back for the Isle of Wight, The Channel Isles, The Isle of Man, Gib.....
Still you could always recruit some more Ghurkhas, Fijians, Jamaicans, etc....;-0))
And as for the union flag, feck off the cross of st george in the only flag worth having.
Shame you've got to share it with so many european regions, states, cities and the odd country.
Still, puts a smile on my face when you keep rolling out the Union Jack as the flag of england. In case you hadn't noticed..you're proudly wavy two other flags....@tu*
Cry "Gawd for 'Arry, Enger-land, and Boy George"
Corrected for ya... :-0)
Wolfie
Is a lunp
2 other flags??? think you mean 3, as the union flag is made up of 4 flags, but as i dont recognise the union the union flag, it means nothing to me, the cross of st george is the only flag.
As for the services, i dont believe in war, but as you brought it up, we kicked your feckin arse, and the welsh and the irish so in fact scotland and her likes are just another part of england, in fact she is considered as the northern part of england. Same as wales is the western part of englands main land and ireland is where we get our navvies from to do the hard work we dont want to do.
Now if all the extreme parts of england want independence let them have it i say, but we as in the only country worth talking about england, dont give them a single penny, Not so long ago england was given scotland more money in grants aid etc than it was giving to third world countries etc.
Are you east sider by chance?? cause you know as well as i go edinburgh is just little england, but full of people who pretend to be jocks, plastic jocks they are called. Where as i am a FEB and proud to be called so.
PS the irish clan Scot sailed across the sea and settled in your low lands and moved east and north, the other clans in ireland called the area scotland after the clan of petrol drinking lazy shietes who went there in the first place.
Take down the Union Jack
It clashes with the sunset
And put it in the attic
With the Emperor’s old clothes
When did it fall apart ?
Sometime in the 80’s
When the good and the great
Gave way to the greedy and the mean
Britain isn’t cool you know
And it’s really not that great
It’s not a proper country
It doesn’t even have a patron saint
It’s just an economic union
That’s past its sell-by date
Take down the Union Jack
It clashes with the sunset
And ask our Scottish neighbours
If independence looks any good
‘Cos they just might understand
How to take an abstract notion
Of personal identity
And turn it into nationhood
Is this the 19th Century
That I’m watching on TV ?
The dear old Queen of England
Handing out those MBE’s
Member of the British Empire
That doesn’t sound too good to me
Gilbert and George (A pair of British modern artists whose reputation is doubtful)
Are taking the piss aren’t they ?
Gilbert and George are taking the piss
What could be more British than
"Here's a picture of me bum"
Gilbert and George are taking the piss
Take down the Union Jack
It clashes with the sunset
And pile up all those history books
But don’t throw them away
‘Cos they just might have a clue
About what it really means
To be an Anglo hyphen Saxon
In England-dot-Co-dot-UK
To be an Anglo hyphen Saxon
In England-dot-Co-dot-UK
As for the services, i dont believe in war, but as you brought it up, we kicked your feckin arse, and the welsh and the irish so in fact scotland and her likes are just another part of england, in fact she is considered as the northern part of england. Same as wales is the western part of englands main land and ireland is where we get our navvies from to do the hard work we dont want to do.
Now if all the extreme parts of england want independence let them have it i say, but we as in the only country worth talking about england, dont give them a single penny, Not so long ago england was given scotland more money in grants aid etc than it was giving to third world countries etc.
Are you east sider by chance?? cause you know as well as i go edinburgh is just little england, but full of people who pretend to be jocks, plastic jocks they are called. Where as i am a FEB and proud to be called so.
PS the irish clan Scot sailed across the sea and settled in your low lands and moved east and north, the other clans in ireland called the area scotland after the clan of petrol drinking lazy shietes who went there in the first place.
Take down the Union Jack
It clashes with the sunset
And put it in the attic
With the Emperor’s old clothes
When did it fall apart ?
Sometime in the 80’s
When the good and the great
Gave way to the greedy and the mean
Britain isn’t cool you know
And it’s really not that great
It’s not a proper country
It doesn’t even have a patron saint
It’s just an economic union
That’s past its sell-by date
Take down the Union Jack
It clashes with the sunset
And ask our Scottish neighbours
If independence looks any good
‘Cos they just might understand
How to take an abstract notion
Of personal identity
And turn it into nationhood
Is this the 19th Century
That I’m watching on TV ?
The dear old Queen of England
Handing out those MBE’s
Member of the British Empire
That doesn’t sound too good to me
Gilbert and George (A pair of British modern artists whose reputation is doubtful)
Are taking the piss aren’t they ?
Gilbert and George are taking the piss
What could be more British than
"Here's a picture of me bum"
Gilbert and George are taking the piss
Take down the Union Jack
It clashes with the sunset
And pile up all those history books
But don’t throw them away
‘Cos they just might have a clue
About what it really means
To be an Anglo hyphen Saxon
In England-dot-Co-dot-UK
To be an Anglo hyphen Saxon
In England-dot-Co-dot-UK
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To be an Anglo hyphen Saxon
In England-dot-Co-dot-UK
Anglo Saxon...??? - Shot yerself in the foot there... The Anglo saxons were a Germanic people. That's GERMAN....you know, like your present royal family, the Mountbattens (or to give them their rightful name...Battenberg - don't let the Windsor name full you).
P.S. "Where as i am a FEB and proud to be called so" I googled FEB...gave up after the 12th page.
Do enlighten me....
p0pc0rn41
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Tribal-Wolf
Guest
Pretty much how I feel, it's a pity the 'I vote labour coz me dad and me dad's dad did' lot don't realise it.
This country is a nations of pub(and forum now) politicians, we love to talk but there are few to act.
We have some of the most beautiful countries in the world in the UK and that alone make me proud to be British.
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osprey03
Guest
Sorry for the delay in replying, been out enjoying the sunshine and the pool.
Now to get things straight. Although I live in France, I love England and have fought, in the political sense, to retain what was great. My point being was not to whinge about the home country and not to bait anyone either, not my style. But, I couldn't think of anything that would make me want to return - high cost of living, cost of housing, crap schooling. Health system, what health system, 18 weeks to see a specialist, 4.5 months, jeez. It's over crowded, people getting pissed and puking up everywhere. Yep what a great place to live.
gypsy
MAN on the PAN
and french dont forget@tu*
Wolfie
Is a lunp
The Union Jack is made up of the flags of the three saints, Andrew, George and Patrick.
you forgot the we surrender bit ie the white bit at the back.
"we kicked your feckin arse" - errr, when? Bannockburn effectively saw off your so-called claims to the Scottish throne. There were a few minor rematches after that, but nothing much to mention. Culloden? - that was more like civil war, Scot fighting Scot. And you lot with a german in charge (same as the current lot). Your use of Welsh bowman, Irish and european mercenaries over the centuries speaks volumes...
Says the man whose country turned to an italian for a war against the ruling english.(theres that surrender bit again) We owned the irish and welsh, and we were rich enough to buy the rest, We dont have dogs and run around barking ourselves you know. Prince William, Duke of Cumberland was born in london by the way so he was english by birth and the grace of god.
Nigh on impossible to prove that one. Even the English Nationalists have given up using that excuse and gone back to the "Scottish politicians meddling in English-only legislation" whinge.
Not at all the amount of grants we english give to the poorer jocks is still unbelievable. We give you money you give us gordon brown, cunning bastids.
Funny, now that the shoe's on the other foot you lot don't like it. We've had to put up with english politicians voting on Scottish-only legislation for CENTURIES.....
because we own you, you are part of england.Was then as well, hence ius primae noctis,
"Are you east sider by chance?" - nope, West Highlands. So hairy legs wears a skirt and speaks funny, mainly a poor attempt at irish gaelic
Edinburgh is a dump, true. Full of english people who sold up and moved north to escape the shit life in suburban England. In fact you'll find them all over the Highlands. It's like a mini invasion....bloody tourist board...!
if they all went home think of how much more money we have to give you!! even though you may not like them they bring you wealth.
you forgot the we surrender bit ie the white bit at the back.
"we kicked your feckin arse" - errr, when? Bannockburn effectively saw off your so-called claims to the Scottish throne. There were a few minor rematches after that, but nothing much to mention. Culloden? - that was more like civil war, Scot fighting Scot. And you lot with a german in charge (same as the current lot). Your use of Welsh bowman, Irish and european mercenaries over the centuries speaks volumes...
Says the man whose country turned to an italian for a war against the ruling english.(theres that surrender bit again) We owned the irish and welsh, and we were rich enough to buy the rest, We dont have dogs and run around barking ourselves you know. Prince William, Duke of Cumberland was born in london by the way so he was english by birth and the grace of god.
Nigh on impossible to prove that one. Even the English Nationalists have given up using that excuse and gone back to the "Scottish politicians meddling in English-only legislation" whinge.
Not at all the amount of grants we english give to the poorer jocks is still unbelievable. We give you money you give us gordon brown, cunning bastids.
Funny, now that the shoe's on the other foot you lot don't like it. We've had to put up with english politicians voting on Scottish-only legislation for CENTURIES.....
because we own you, you are part of england.Was then as well, hence ius primae noctis,
"Are you east sider by chance?" - nope, West Highlands. So hairy legs wears a skirt and speaks funny, mainly a poor attempt at irish gaelic
Edinburgh is a dump, true. Full of english people who sold up and moved north to escape the shit life in suburban England. In fact you'll find them all over the Highlands. It's like a mini invasion....bloody tourist board...!
if they all went home think of how much more money we have to give you!! even though you may not like them they bring you wealth.
Anyone who isn't an onanist doesn't know what they are missing.:wank::-0)
S
Saffie
Guest
Lol enjoyed this read very educational especially seeing that I am a South African that immigrated to the United Kingdom only to find that I live in Scotland, Edinburgh to be precise which made me wonder...where the English people you speak of? Always wanted to shag a bird with a posh accent...never found or even heard one here. I would say Edinburgh is the most culturally diverse city I have ever been in. Since living here I have made friends with:
Spanish, Portuguese, Polish, French...and loads more places I have never even heard of and found it absolutely amazing! So back to the question at hand..to the ex-pats... you left for a reason same as I left my country. Would I go back...not as long as the reason I left in the first place exists. Do I miss my country? Hell yes, but at the same time I am ashamed of what the news depicts of my country. Do I hate the UK? Yeah there is things that piss me of and gets me really worked up. The benefit thieving drug abusing gets all for nothing steals my shit human rights concious insurance raising environmental deteriorating impacting on social health pieces of shit that is being looked after by hard working people who will never be looked after that well if they needed it and the weather..otherwise not a bad gag red meat could be cheaper and sold in bulk with plenty of fat on it..light in the rain BBQ could be invented and tan in cloudy weather lotion should top it off to be all thats needed.
Spanish, Portuguese, Polish, French...and loads more places I have never even heard of and found it absolutely amazing! So back to the question at hand..to the ex-pats... you left for a reason same as I left my country. Would I go back...not as long as the reason I left in the first place exists. Do I miss my country? Hell yes, but at the same time I am ashamed of what the news depicts of my country. Do I hate the UK? Yeah there is things that piss me of and gets me really worked up. The benefit thieving drug abusing gets all for nothing steals my shit human rights concious insurance raising environmental deteriorating impacting on social health pieces of shit that is being looked after by hard working people who will never be looked after that well if they needed it and the weather..otherwise not a bad gag red meat could be cheaper and sold in bulk with plenty of fat on it..light in the rain BBQ could be invented and tan in cloudy weather lotion should top it off to be all thats needed.
Rheumatoid
B.I.R.D Intellectual
His logic is flawed then. Withdrawal is unnecessary as a means of contraception if he only pokes around back bottoms as these contain no sexual organs - even in females if he were to fancy a change.
r.
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willibet
Guest
For those still confused by Lumpy's biblical reference, Onan was the one that spilt his seed upon the ground.
And we aren't talking wheat, barley or oats here.
And we aren't talking wheat, barley or oats here.
The Union Jack is made up of the flags of the three saints, Andrew, George and Patrick.
you forgot the we surrender bit ie the white bit at the back.
"NO SURRENDER...!!!!" (has to be said in a Belfast accent to be authentic). ;-0))
"we kicked your feckin arse" - errr, when? Bannockburn effectively saw off your so-called claims to the Scottish throne. There were a few minor rematches after that, but nothing much to mention. Culloden? - that was more like civil war, Scot fighting Scot. And you lot with a german in charge (same as the current lot). Your use of Welsh bowman, Irish and european mercenaries over the centuries speaks volumes...
Says the man whose country turned to an italian for a war against the ruling english.(theres that surrender bit again) We owned the irish and welsh, and we were rich enough to buy the rest, We dont have dogs and run around barking ourselves you know. Prince William, Duke of Cumberland was born in london by the way so he was english by birth and the grace of god.
Oh yeah, "The Cumberland Butcher" , still a German if you cut him open. Even his own people turned against him after the atrocities of Drumossie Moor were reported in London. Funnily enough he only won one battle and that was Culloden - you know the one where there were Scots, English, Irish and god knows who else fighting on both sides. Not one to boast about General Cumberbund...:wank:
Nigh on impossible to prove that one. Even the English Nationalists have given up using that excuse and gone back to the "Scottish politicians meddling in English-only legislation" whinge.
Not at all the amount of grants we english give to the poorer jocks is still unbelievable. We give you money you give us gordon brown, cunning bastids.
Yeah, I liked that one. Man's a ladyparts and you were welcome to him...
8rfl@
Funny, now that the shoe's on the other foot you lot don't like it. We've had to put up with english politicians voting on Scottish-only legislation for CENTURIES.....
because we own you, you are part of england.Was then as well, hence ius primae noctis,
"because we own you, you are part of england" - Get real, the english don't even own England anymore.
"ius primae noctis" - providing it's only Paisley girls, your welcome to them...! @tu*
"Are you east sider by chance?" - nope, West Highlands. So hairy legs wears a skirt and speaks funny, mainly a poor attempt at irish gaelic
I prefer our National dress to yours....an out of date England football shirt, puke covered jeans and a can of cheap lager.
uke:
Edinburgh is a dump, true. Full of english people who sold up and moved north to escape the shit life in suburban England. In fact you'll find them all over the Highlands. It's like a mini invasion....bloody tourist board...!
if they all went home think of how much more money we have to give you!! even though you may not like them they bring you wealth.
Always happy to relieve you of your money (earned or social benefits - you might be interested to know that more benefits are paid out per head of population in England than the rest of the country).
I love the Red, White and Blue theme to this debate....
you forgot the we surrender bit ie the white bit at the back.
"NO SURRENDER...!!!!" (has to be said in a Belfast accent to be authentic). ;-0))
"we kicked your feckin arse" - errr, when? Bannockburn effectively saw off your so-called claims to the Scottish throne. There were a few minor rematches after that, but nothing much to mention. Culloden? - that was more like civil war, Scot fighting Scot. And you lot with a german in charge (same as the current lot). Your use of Welsh bowman, Irish and european mercenaries over the centuries speaks volumes...
Says the man whose country turned to an italian for a war against the ruling english.(theres that surrender bit again) We owned the irish and welsh, and we were rich enough to buy the rest, We dont have dogs and run around barking ourselves you know. Prince William, Duke of Cumberland was born in london by the way so he was english by birth and the grace of god.
Oh yeah, "The Cumberland Butcher" , still a German if you cut him open. Even his own people turned against him after the atrocities of Drumossie Moor were reported in London. Funnily enough he only won one battle and that was Culloden - you know the one where there were Scots, English, Irish and god knows who else fighting on both sides. Not one to boast about General Cumberbund...:wank:
Nigh on impossible to prove that one. Even the English Nationalists have given up using that excuse and gone back to the "Scottish politicians meddling in English-only legislation" whinge.
Not at all the amount of grants we english give to the poorer jocks is still unbelievable. We give you money you give us gordon brown, cunning bastids.
Yeah, I liked that one. Man's a ladyparts and you were welcome to him...
8rfl@
Funny, now that the shoe's on the other foot you lot don't like it. We've had to put up with english politicians voting on Scottish-only legislation for CENTURIES.....
because we own you, you are part of england.Was then as well, hence ius primae noctis,
"because we own you, you are part of england" - Get real, the english don't even own England anymore.
"ius primae noctis" - providing it's only Paisley girls, your welcome to them...! @tu*
"Are you east sider by chance?" - nope, West Highlands. So hairy legs wears a skirt and speaks funny, mainly a poor attempt at irish gaelic
I prefer our National dress to yours....an out of date England football shirt, puke covered jeans and a can of cheap lager.
uke:Edinburgh is a dump, true. Full of english people who sold up and moved north to escape the shit life in suburban England. In fact you'll find them all over the Highlands. It's like a mini invasion....bloody tourist board...!
if they all went home think of how much more money we have to give you!! even though you may not like them they bring you wealth.
Always happy to relieve you of your money (earned or social benefits - you might be interested to know that more benefits are paid out per head of population in England than the rest of the country).
I love the Red, White and Blue theme to this debate....
K
karlos2000
Guest
"Always wanted to shag a bird with a posh accent."
This has been my leading hobby for years. My "must do check list" when I was 18 was as follows;
Stable girl in jodhpurs
Policewoman (uniformed)
A Female University lecturer
Anything married and willing aged at least 40
Any American girl
Had the list done and dusted 5 weeks before my 20th birthday. It's amazing what you can do when you put your mind to it. :-0)
This has been my leading hobby for years. My "must do check list" when I was 18 was as follows;
Stable girl in jodhpurs
Policewoman (uniformed)
A Female University lecturer
Anything married and willing aged at least 40
Any American girl
Had the list done and dusted 5 weeks before my 20th birthday. It's amazing what you can do when you put your mind to it. :-0)
Now that's my kind of "Bucket List"....!!! :bow:
Wolfie
Is a lunp
"Always wanted to shag a bird with a posh accent."
firkin pub need the student nurses home, full of them.
NO SURRENDER...!!!!" (has to be said in a Belfast accent to be authentic).
thats the wrong side of the fence for my relatives up there, but a phrase i do like to use at weddings, partys and the odd funeral.
Oh yeah, "The Cumberland Butcher" , still a German if you cut him open. Even his own people turned against him after the atrocities of Drumossie Moor were reported in London. Funnily enough he only won one battle and that was Culloden - you know the one where there were Scots, English, Irish and god knows who else fighting on both sides. Not one to boast about General Cumberbund...
english by birth, and some say did what others were afraid to do.
Yeah, I liked that one. Man's a ladyparts and you were welcome to him...
thanks, we owe you for him.
"because we own you, you are part of england" - Get real, the english don't even own England anymore.
I own england it is mine, its my england.
"ius primae noctis" - providing it's only Paisley girls, your welcome to them...!
no thanks, seen them, wife had aunts and uncles from there( they got posh and moved from barrhead), strangest dancing i have ever seen, they were line dancing to abba
I prefer our National dress to yours....an out of date England football shirt, puke covered jeans and a can of cheap lager.
see early thread only jock men wear a dress, and cider is the biggest hit down here now, every fecker is drinking it.
Always happy to relieve you of your money (earned or social benefits - you might be interested to know that more benefits are paid out per head of population in England than the rest of the country).
thats cause all the jocks who have moved down here, Also cost of living is a lot higher here, helps the gov. to give you lot your grants see.
I love the Red, White and Blue theme to this debate....
Wear the red and white you know its right
firkin pub need the student nurses home, full of them.
NO SURRENDER...!!!!" (has to be said in a Belfast accent to be authentic).
thats the wrong side of the fence for my relatives up there, but a phrase i do like to use at weddings, partys and the odd funeral.
Oh yeah, "The Cumberland Butcher" , still a German if you cut him open. Even his own people turned against him after the atrocities of Drumossie Moor were reported in London. Funnily enough he only won one battle and that was Culloden - you know the one where there were Scots, English, Irish and god knows who else fighting on both sides. Not one to boast about General Cumberbund...
english by birth, and some say did what others were afraid to do.
Yeah, I liked that one. Man's a ladyparts and you were welcome to him...
thanks, we owe you for him.
"because we own you, you are part of england" - Get real, the english don't even own England anymore.
I own england it is mine, its my england.
"ius primae noctis" - providing it's only Paisley girls, your welcome to them...!
no thanks, seen them, wife had aunts and uncles from there( they got posh and moved from barrhead), strangest dancing i have ever seen, they were line dancing to abba
I prefer our National dress to yours....an out of date England football shirt, puke covered jeans and a can of cheap lager.
see early thread only jock men wear a dress, and cider is the biggest hit down here now, every fecker is drinking it.
Always happy to relieve you of your money (earned or social benefits - you might be interested to know that more benefits are paid out per head of population in England than the rest of the country).
thats cause all the jocks who have moved down here, Also cost of living is a lot higher here, helps the gov. to give you lot your grants see.
I love the Red, White and Blue theme to this debate....
Wear the red and white you know its right
"Always wanted to shag a bird with a posh accent."
NO SURRENDER...!!!!" (has to be said in a Belfast accent to be authentic).
thats the wrong side of the fence for my relatives up there, but a phrase i do like to use at weddings, partys and the odd funeral.
Stepfather originally came from Donegal (before moving to Glasgow) so we might have something in common after all...
Oh yeah, "The Cumberland Butcher" , still a German if you cut him open. Even his own people turned against him after the atrocities of Drumossie Moor were reported in London. Funnily enough he only won one battle and that was Culloden - you know the one where there were Scots, English, Irish and god knows who else fighting on both sides. Not one to boast about General Cumberbund...
english by birth, and some say did what others were afraid to do.
Not too bright though, if he'd waited a bit longer the Pro- and Anti-Jacobites would've fought themselves to a standstill without him lifting a finger....b0x2
Yeah, I liked that one. Man's a ladyparts and you were welcome to him...
thanks, we owe you for him.
Well you've now got a tory englishman called Cameron....
"because we own you, you are part of england" - Get real, the english don't even own England anymore.
I own england it is mine, its my england.
Made in China it says on the bottom....h1d1ng2
"ius primae noctis" - providing it's only Paisley girls, your welcome to them...!
no thanks, seen them, wife had aunts and uncles from there( they got posh and moved from barrhead), strangest dancing i have ever seen, they were line dancing to abba
Sounds familiar...8rfl@8rfl@ The dress sense is a bit weird too....Bay City Rollers meets Oxfam.
I prefer our National dress to yours....an out of date England football shirt, puke covered jeans and a can of cheap lager.
see early thread only jock men wear a dress, and cider is the biggest hit down here now, every fecker is drinking it.
Nothin wrong with a bit of weekend crossdressing....:-0)
Quite partial to a drop of apple juice in the summer...or a decent pale ale. Makes a change from Guinness or real ale (one of the better english products).
Always happy to relieve you of your money (earned or social benefits - you might be interested to know that more benefits are paid out per head of population in England than the rest of the country).
thats cause all the jocks who have moved down here, Also cost of living is a lot higher here, helps the gov. to give you lot your grants see.
Tis an invasion. I'm actually a one-man occupying force. Drew the short straw with Portsmouth, though....:xm
I love the Red, White and Blue theme to this debate....
Wear the red and white you know its right
Naw, them's Aberdeen colours. gotta be R/W/B....