Fu*#ing Bike Alarm

[Centaur]

I write too much shit on here. p0pc0rn41

Corrected for you Barrie.:-0)

 

[parttimepilot]

Well I finally got time off when the shops were still open yesterday & picked up a couple of batteries from Maplin.
Thatll fix the issue for now but I think I will still remove the alarm system pretty soon.

Spoke too fekin soon. Although I gave the gut in Maplins the old battery to compare he gave me the wrong ones. They looked the same size through the packaging but are slightly fatter so the fob wont close:bang:

 

[Barrie]

Spoke too fekin soon. Although I gave the gut in Maplins the old battery to compare he gave me the wrong ones. They looked the same size through the packaging but are slightly fatter so the fob wont close:bang:

I suppose that's my feckin' fault too is it?

 

[Centaur]

Obviously Barrie.

You clearly have not educated your son sufficiently.8rfl@

 

[parttimepilot]

You clearly have not educated your son sufficiently.8rfl@

Barrie's an educated man you know, he's an electrician.

You can become fully qualified in that field in about 6 weeksd34l

 

[andyBeaker]

I still blame the parents.

 

[Tinytim]

Just been doing some searching and this old thread popped up.

Fekkin pissed myself...informative BUT also very funny.

Quality bollox of the highest degree from everyone.


:bow:

 

[Centaur]

Are you shit-stirring again, TT? :dunno:

 

[Tinytim]

Are you shit-stirring again, TT? :dunno:

Waddya mean "again"? I never shit-stir thank you very much.

No, it's a genuine observation. Just contemplating pulling my finger out today and disabling that cnuting Datatool 3 once and for all. Going over the details that your good self and din1965 have kindly provided once more, just to refresh my mind and came upon this thread.

As I say, informative and also funny as fekk. Better than Coronation Street.

@tu*

 

[Phil R]

It's all good stuff though. Still on the same battery as I was since the bike alarm was removed over 18 months ago... longest one's lasted for ages. @tu*

 

[DLN1965]

Going over the details that your good self and dln1965 have kindly provided once more, just to refresh my mind and came upon this thread.
@tu*

Have you not sorted that alarm issue out yet ??? :dunno:

Ha ha ha Tho must admit mine is still on my bike too... albeit bypassed and causing no harm sh1tehppns

If you need assistance??
@tu*

 

[Tinytim]

Have you not sorted that alarm issue out yet ??? :dunno:

Ha ha ha Tho must admit mine is still on my bike too... albeit bypassed and causing no harm sh1tehppns

If you need assistance??
@tu*

LOL "have i sorted that alarm out yet?" 8rfl@

Err, no. :bang:

Read and digested several times...ha, I could now do it blindfold. Piece of piss yea? So, seat off, rear cowl off to access the alarm box just in front of the rear light unit only to find the cover is bolted down with Torx setscrews. Trouble is the setscrews have got fekkin little protrusions sticking out of the middle of the heads, thus preventing my torx flat headed bit from fitting into the setscrew head. Where'd I get one of them "bits" with a hole in the centre from then huh? Halfrauds don't do them by the looks of it.

Oh vey. i really am a :wank:

 

[sr71caspar]

Where'd I get one of them "bits" with a hole in the centre from then huh? Halfrauds don't do them by the looks of it.

Oh vey. i really am a :wank:

Go-ogle 'security torx bit'
http://www.screwfix.com/p/security-bit-set-33pcs/96872

And yes, you really are one.

 

[DLN1965]

These are security bits

Easy to get hold of, I have a couple of sets .... Even the local ?1 had then in a while ago

Are you local ???

 

[Barrie]

LOL "have i sorted that alarm out yet?" 8rfl@

Err, no. :bang:

Read and digested several times...ha, I could now do it blindfold. Piece of piss yea? So, seat off, rear cowl off to access the alarm box just in front of the rear light unit only to find the cover is bolted down with Torx setscrews. Trouble is the setscrews have got fekkin little protrusions sticking out of the middle of the heads, thus preventing my torx flat headed bit from fitting into the setscrew head. Where'd I get one of them "bits" with a hole in the centre from then huh? Halfrauds don't do them by the looks of it.

Oh vey. i really am a :wank:

Drill a hole in the one that hasn't got one. :dunno:

 

[Tinytim]

These are security bits

Easy to get hold of, I have a couple of sets .... Even the local ?1 had then in a while ago

Are you local ???

Not local, but thanks anyways. I'll get some from the screwfix link thanks everybody. @tu*

Drill a hole in the one that hasn't got one. :dunno:

Yea, yea. With my fingers and eyes I don't do keyhole surgery ya knobber. No wonder PTP fooked off up North.


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