Yeah, right……The essence of banking is just professional gambling.
So accepting other folks money for safe keeping and playing the international markets with it is not gambling......?Yeah, right……
That is investment banking.So accepting other folks money for safe keeping and playing the international markets with it is not gambling......?
All banks invest in some form or another using the money they are given by the public.....That is investment banking.
Different animal.
At least it is today but lessons learned the hard way in the past will soon be forgotten as they always are when The Bright Young Things come through and think they know better..
If you like….All banks invest in some form or another using the money they are given by the public.....
You give your money to the bank
The bank promises to take safe care of it
They promptly then use your money, together with loads of other folks money, to buy into a variety of moneymaking schemes
To give it an air of legitimacy, they call this "investing"
Most of these "investments" make money, one or two don't, but the overall result is that the bank makes a profit out of "investing" your money
There is a risk inherent in this "investing", as indicated above, in that not all "investments" will be profitable
This is called "risk management"..... as in they risk your money on their professional assessment that their "investments" have a high probability of success.
Note the phrase, "a high probability". i.e. not a dead cert.
In the real world, this idea of risking money on a scheme that will make more money, but isn't guaranteed to do so, is known as "gambling". The major differnece between you and I "investing" and the banks doing so is that they do it with your money.
NB: the use of the word "investing" is being used here to include the myriad methods by which banks make money by using customers money. Not just "traditional" investing.
e.g. lending, which is in itself a form of gambling, where the bank lends customers money to other customers or businesses after assessing the likelihood of the loan being payed back in full.
You forgot to mention parrot's.If you like….
You forgot to mention parrot's.
Or shopsYou can still work and live your life relatively normally without going into a club or sports venue.
The even harder fact is that much of the stuff on here was common in the work place until the snowflakes took overThe hard fact is that if some of the stuff on here was repeated in the workplace you would be out on your ear.
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
Chicken feed.What do parrots invest in?
CockatooChicken feed.
Parrotscetamol silly.What do parrots invest in?
We really don't need to know about your night time preferences.Cockortwo
It’s really hard to understand how stuff gets spread on social media…..Also read this published elsewhere :
Alison Rose, CEO of Nat West and Coutts, sat next to Simon Jack, BBC Business editor, at a charity dinner at Langhams Hotel on July 3. The pair spent the evening talking together. Farage had already disclosed days earlier that his accounts had been closed without explanation but that he suspected it was for political reasons.
The next day, July 4, Mr Jack published an exclusive story on the BBC website headlined: “Nigel Farage bank account shut for falling below wealth limit”. It quoted “people familiar with Coutts’ move” claiming that it had been a “commercial” decision to close Mr Farage’s personal and business accounts because he did not have enough money.
He and Ms Rose are declining to comments when asked what had been discussed during the meal, but it seems rather coincidental timing, particularly as it has been closely followed by a damage limitation apology by Ms Rose.
It’s really hard to understand how stuff gets spread on social media…..
Oh it must be true thenThat's actually from a newspaper.