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View attachment 43895 Oh how I laughed !!! the TWAT got some real height as well
Presumably you will find this lot equally amusing??
I remember watching the race but can't remember who it was.....but man that first one was a tad close...!
Do you mean Paul Orrit or orrible as he was known having a tank slapper coming down Bray Hill
Keep the good attitude !!!
Late in the night, Maurice finally regained consciousness. He was in hospital,
in agonizing pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable,
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Also speaking slowly, he managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then?"
And that, Funster friends, is a POSITIVE ATTITUDE!!
Late in the night, Maurice finally regained consciousness. He was in hospital,
in agonizing pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable,
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Also speaking slowly, he managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then?"
And that, Funster friends, is a POSITIVE ATTITUDE!!
No, the very first prang in the video....where the rider hits the bales and his bike slams in next to him. Real shreddies changing moment.... I think it was a WSB or possibly a BSB race.
Can't watch Orrit's moment. Makes my nuts tighten up at the very thought of it...!
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