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Is the fear of giants
Feefiphobia ?...
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A man was savagely attacked at The Teddy Bear's Picnic....
His condition is said to be improving but he's not out of the woods yet...
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I went to Waterstones today to get a book about conspiracies.
There were none there.
Coincidence?...
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Samoa.
Often the answer to "What's that in the shed?"...
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There is a thin line between Numerator and Denominator.
I bet only a fraction of you get this...
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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow.
She's been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house.
So I've bought her a magazine rack...
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I went to my mate's fancy dress party in Ballymote with a naked girl on my back.
''So what the hell are you meant to be?'' my mate asked.
I said "I'm a tortoise"
''What a load of shit get away with yer'' my mate spat. ''How can you be a tortoise with just a naked girl on your back?''
I said "That's Michelle.''...
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"I have a split personality,"
said Tom, being frank...
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To cut a long story short...
use less words...
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Do you need a current license to drive an electric car?..
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Feefiphobia ?...
........................................
A man was savagely attacked at The Teddy Bear's Picnic....
His condition is said to be improving but he's not out of the woods yet...
.....................................................................................................................
I went to Waterstones today to get a book about conspiracies.
There were none there.
Coincidence?...
....................................................................................
Samoa.
Often the answer to "What's that in the shed?"...
................................................................................................
There is a thin line between Numerator and Denominator.
I bet only a fraction of you get this...
..........................................................................................
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow.
She's been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house.
So I've bought her a magazine rack...
..................................................................................
I went to my mate's fancy dress party in Ballymote with a naked girl on my back.
''So what the hell are you meant to be?'' my mate asked.
I said "I'm a tortoise"
''What a load of shit get away with yer'' my mate spat. ''How can you be a tortoise with just a naked girl on your back?''
I said "That's Michelle.''...
.............................................................................................
"I have a split personality,"
said Tom, being frank...
...............................................................
To cut a long story short...
use less words...
.................................................................
Do you need a current license to drive an electric car?..
...............................................................................................................
Wasn’t expecting an adults section at the children’s zoo yesterday
