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Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by Jaws, Aug 8, 2017.

  1. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Well Woman is whining and I am indulging in an orgy of chocolate !
     
  2. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

     
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  3. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Paddy's lying in bed watching Babestation.
    He phones the number at the bottom of the screen
    and the Babe says "Hello sexy, and what can I do for you tonight?".
    Paddy replies "Do you see that sofa you're lying on"
    "Yes" she replies.
    Paddy says "Could you jump over the back of it and hide"
    "Sure sexy. But why". She says.
    Paddy replies "Well it's just the wife's coming up the stairs
    ...and I can't find the [​IMG] remote.
     
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  4. DanBow

    DanBow Like a leaf on the wind . . . Club Sponsor

    You knew exactly what was going to happen ut it's still soooo funny.
     
  5. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Corrected for ya!!
     
  6. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    An Orgy ? Is that when you have a five knuckle shuffle twice ?
     
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  7. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    Six knuckle shuffle...He plays tha banjo too.:D
     
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  8. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Quick, get the canoe, Clyde..! :gaysex::confundio:
     
  9. Dark Angel

    Dark Angel Still kickin' it! Club Sponsor

    I concur...


    ...That's a Bonnie idea!
    (y)
     
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  10. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    He got a pa'uuuurdy mouth.:b2:
    Bada ding dong ding.:D
     
  11. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    You know, you play that thing like a natural.... :chuck:
     
  12. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    but..it were'nt me banjo.
     
  13. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Quit pluckin' abaht..
     
  14. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    Reet then!:(
     
  15. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    Pheasant plucker. :eek:
     
  16. Malone

    Malone Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

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  17. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    I told you it was wrong to get rid of the 'optimistic' emoji whatever it's called thingy.

    Here is the evidence.
     
  18. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

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  19. derek kelly

    derek kelly The Deli lama Club Sponsor

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  20. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

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